Assholes in Las Vegas

So I know these assholes(a.k.a: some of my best friends in the world) that are in Vegas this weekend. I'm not gonna say their names but we will just call them Eric(Seacrest), Prince Boones a Prince of Thailand, D^squared (dirty dick), and Solahr the Brown guy. Yeah so these are all in Vegas doing all types of debaucherous things, while I am here at the flour mill. They are all like " I can't believe you didn't come" and then they call me all types of really mean names. They just don't understand the importance of the flour mill to the world's existence and all that crap. All I know is that I wish I was in Vegas so I could be a drunk asshole too. I wanna get all types of drunk, do something stupid like cuss out some brizzles that Prince Boones is trying to get with or hook up with a midget hooker from Laos.

Oh, well, I'm in a flour mill doing what I do. That is way better than some trip to Vegas. Yeah, that's it.

Sincerely,
Mr. Happier making flour than partying in Vegas

FLOUR MILLING KICKS ASS