Stuff that is funny to me
I haven’t done a lighthearted blog in a while. I’ve been stressing like all summer over money and women. Mostly money (part of the money thing was finding a job. (being a broke grad student is for the fuckin birds)) So here is a lighthearted one. Not feeling so stressed. Not worried bout no damn women. Hannah Palmer and her twin sister Left Hannah Palmer are gonna be taking care of me plenty well for a while and I don’t even have to worry bout taking them broads out to shit. Don’t have to hear ‘em talk about nothing, or worry bout them messing with other dudes, and don’t have to worry bout no Q.T. when I’m done. Hannah and her twin sister are fuckin wonderful.
Since I just got through talking about ‘em Hannah Palmer and her sister aren’t funny to me, but they do make me happy.
I was just looking at someone’s wedding pics on facebook, and it made me think of this. It is always funny to me when there is like one big girl in a Bridal party and that one big girl has to wear a completely different dress from all the other girls. Or when there is that one chick with really big titties, or no titties at all and they have to wear something else. (This shit also extends to thefat dude in the highschool band that had to wear sweats while everyone else wore the uniform)
People that put up pics of themselves smoking weed and stuff on Facebook. They will never be able to get a job.
Spinning Hubs
White chicks with bellies that hang over their belts, but they still want to wear Belly shirts.
Somethin’s naked pics on the web. (Oh yeah, its true. The Bully has seen her nekket pics online already)
How Flavor Flav eats chicken.
The H.R. lady at my new job that just assumed I was going to be an hourly employee, even though I was in nice business casual attire. When she found out I was going to be in engineering she said “Oh, I thought I saw you in there being smart” Translation: Damn, well that explains why you didn’t sound like Tom from “Tom and Jerry” when he sang that song (Is you is, or is you ain’t my babeeeyyy…..)
Pregnant chicks in the lub
Poking Black Hoe in the eye when she is drunk. (She just stands there looking at you and never closes her eye or turns her head……Hilarious)
The 30 something single chick in my office. She is well on her way to being the cat lady.
Scrawny mofo’s that wear UnderArmour everything in the gym. (These cats be in there with the shirt, the draws, the socks, that little dumbass stocking cap thing, and be like “Spot me bro.. I’m going for ten” and then be doing like 105 on bench.
Macy Gray’s hair.
That Black chick that got kicked off “Flavor of Love Season II” for fighting. “You want some lip chap?”…….”Please, God, forgive me for beating this Bitch ass……..Please forgive for thinking about Beating this bitch ass again, God.”
Shawn Wayans really being gay and trying to throw us off by always acting gay.
That’s it. WhenI first started this I thought I would have a long list of stuff to write. But after the fat chick not being able to wear the same bridesmaide gown I kinda fizzled out.
Oh, well.
Oh, yeah, when babies fart all loud in church. That trips me out too.
-Mister Pickles
Since I just got through talking about ‘em Hannah Palmer and her sister aren’t funny to me, but they do make me happy.
I was just looking at someone’s wedding pics on facebook, and it made me think of this. It is always funny to me when there is like one big girl in a Bridal party and that one big girl has to wear a completely different dress from all the other girls. Or when there is that one chick with really big titties, or no titties at all and they have to wear something else. (This shit also extends to thefat dude in the highschool band that had to wear sweats while everyone else wore the uniform)
People that put up pics of themselves smoking weed and stuff on Facebook. They will never be able to get a job.
Spinning Hubs
White chicks with bellies that hang over their belts, but they still want to wear Belly shirts.
Somethin’s naked pics on the web. (Oh yeah, its true. The Bully has seen her nekket pics online already)
How Flavor Flav eats chicken.
The H.R. lady at my new job that just assumed I was going to be an hourly employee, even though I was in nice business casual attire. When she found out I was going to be in engineering she said “Oh, I thought I saw you in there being smart” Translation: Damn, well that explains why you didn’t sound like Tom from “Tom and Jerry” when he sang that song (Is you is, or is you ain’t my babeeeyyy…..)
Pregnant chicks in the lub
Poking Black Hoe in the eye when she is drunk. (She just stands there looking at you and never closes her eye or turns her head……Hilarious)
The 30 something single chick in my office. She is well on her way to being the cat lady.
Scrawny mofo’s that wear UnderArmour everything in the gym. (These cats be in there with the shirt, the draws, the socks, that little dumbass stocking cap thing, and be like “Spot me bro.. I’m going for ten” and then be doing like 105 on bench.
Macy Gray’s hair.
That Black chick that got kicked off “Flavor of Love Season II” for fighting. “You want some lip chap?”…….”Please, God, forgive me for beating this Bitch ass……..Please forgive for thinking about Beating this bitch ass again, God.”
Shawn Wayans really being gay and trying to throw us off by always acting gay.
That’s it. WhenI first started this I thought I would have a long list of stuff to write. But after the fat chick not being able to wear the same bridesmaide gown I kinda fizzled out.
Oh, well.
Oh, yeah, when babies fart all loud in church. That trips me out too.
-Mister Pickles
posted by RAGING BULL at 9:32 PM
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dammit...you made me laugh until it hurt.
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