Cracker Ass Cracker Robbio

Robbio is one of the whitest white guys I know. He is also kind of racist, but he loves the black man out of guilt from what is ancestors have done. He is so white until it hurts. The type of white that gets up every morning, looks himself in the mirror and says to himself " Nothing makes my day more bright than waking up white."

Anyway all this said he really is a good.....well.......ummm....Robbio is an asshole. An asshole with alot of hair on it. It works for him, though. If I was as much an asshole as robbio I think a bunch of white people would given me the broom stick treatment a long time ago. I just thought about some more shit to rant about, so I gotta start another rant post.

Robbio has erectile dysfunction so everyone calls him "noodle"

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