Niggas don't know how to ack
Damn.
Ok. I'm a black guy. I'm wild, loud, bold, a little aggressive at times, intimidating, well endowed. What I'm getting at is yes...I do fit some of the stereotypes folks have of black folk. These characteristics are also characteristics of a very many successful people of all races. There is nothing wrong with any of these characteristics. The problem comes when you don't have the ability to control which one you use when you use it, how you use it, what you use it for, and to what intesity you use them. The cat I was with friday night had the characteristcs, but completely lacked the ability to control them. He also had a couple other not so good characteristics thrown in there too.
This nigga, to make along story short, tried to cash in a comped 6.99 meal for a 13.99 meal. He really had two 6.99 meals to be comped and just wanted to use one for his 13.99 meal that night and save the other for another 13.99 meal, probably. He starts out arguing relatively sensibly over the point that he was told he had two free entrees, and that was how it should have been treated.
This nigga ends up pulling out his platinum card telling all of IHOP (yeah, really, IHOP) about his 25 grand limit and pointing out his Tahoe sittin on rims and say money aint nothin and calling the Manager Habib and all that shit. The motherfucker egged on the manager until the manager wanted to swing on him, I mean a big ol cook had to come out and restrain the manager.
Damn.
Shit like that fucks it up for people like me..... the average black guy.
Damn.
So if any of you white people were wondering if Chris Rock was just joking when he said "Black people hate niggers too." its not a fucking joke.
But, I do love po' white trash redneck white people, cause they fuck it up for yall white folks.
So don't forget this shit: Yeah, we got niggers, but yall motherfucks have trailer trash. Not the norm, just the most memorable.
-the Motherfucking average black guy
Ok. I'm a black guy. I'm wild, loud, bold, a little aggressive at times, intimidating, well endowed. What I'm getting at is yes...I do fit some of the stereotypes folks have of black folk. These characteristics are also characteristics of a very many successful people of all races. There is nothing wrong with any of these characteristics. The problem comes when you don't have the ability to control which one you use when you use it, how you use it, what you use it for, and to what intesity you use them. The cat I was with friday night had the characteristcs, but completely lacked the ability to control them. He also had a couple other not so good characteristics thrown in there too.
This nigga, to make along story short, tried to cash in a comped 6.99 meal for a 13.99 meal. He really had two 6.99 meals to be comped and just wanted to use one for his 13.99 meal that night and save the other for another 13.99 meal, probably. He starts out arguing relatively sensibly over the point that he was told he had two free entrees, and that was how it should have been treated.
This nigga ends up pulling out his platinum card telling all of IHOP (yeah, really, IHOP) about his 25 grand limit and pointing out his Tahoe sittin on rims and say money aint nothin and calling the Manager Habib and all that shit. The motherfucker egged on the manager until the manager wanted to swing on him, I mean a big ol cook had to come out and restrain the manager.
Damn.
Shit like that fucks it up for people like me..... the average black guy.
Damn.
So if any of you white people were wondering if Chris Rock was just joking when he said "Black people hate niggers too." its not a fucking joke.
But, I do love po' white trash redneck white people, cause they fuck it up for yall white folks.
So don't forget this shit: Yeah, we got niggers, but yall motherfucks have trailer trash. Not the norm, just the most memorable.
-the Motherfucking average black guy
posted by RAGING BULL at 4:47 AM
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