I don't know, Gerardo, but I like it.

Gerardo is this cat from my business unit, who has been getting some training here at my plant in Texas. He is based out of Venezuela, and although he has been to the states many times he has yet to visit a black stripclub. I felt it my civic duty to make sure he made it to one before he left the states to go back to Venezuela, so last night I took him to Peepin' Tom's, over in Ag-town (Ag-town is just slang for Arlington).

We started the night at this bar, drinking with co-workers as it is my last week and was his last day. Had some brews, but don't ask me how many......cause I don't know. We make it to Peeps and, of course, there is some serious booty wobbling an' all that good shit. You know, like, poppin on a handstand, pulling one leg over the head and then flexing a booty cheek, the whole move the asshole in and out thing (I don't really understand that move) and asses shaking like they are made out of soft jello in a thin latex bubble shaped bag. Oh, yeah, and then there was just the regular dancing that damn near made it seem like those chicks were missing some bones or something.

After watching something like 2 booty-profeesionals dance Gerardo leans over and asks me "How do they move like this?" I answered "I don't know, but I like it."


-the stripper lovin BULLY