I hate it when really cool stuff happens, and then I have to leave.
So, yeah, I'm back in tally, back in my momma's house. Everything has been pretty cool. Good food to eat, occasional free clothes ironings (once by my mom and once by the chick in Express.....yeah, the BULLY shops at express)
Anyway, on my second to last week in Tx, I went out for my last partying in Fort Worth with a co-worker ( a chick from work that I have been wanting to break.......ok, for those that don't understand the term "break" I mean throw her that GOOD DICK) and the intern. It also happened to the intern's birthday. I didn't feel like drinking that much cause I hurt myself so bad drinking the previous weekend. They didn't have that, or anything else, to hold them back from drinking.
So, the night began as parially being a night for a last good party for and with the BULLY, but it ended being a total and complete "Get baby-sat by the BULLY". Oh yeah, they both got sloppy drunk. I had to drive them both home, had to make stops for 'em to hurl and all that shit. Got the intern to his crib, walked him, he went straight to the bathroom and started hugging the toilet. I go and fix him a couple of cups of water, take them to him and the asshole is sittin on the pot. That shit sucked. Really did not need to see some dude sittin on the pot.
So, the co-worker decides she wants to go to her house, instead of crashing on my futon. So on the way she is all like "The BULLY, put me in my bed." I thought nothing of it . We get to her complex, have to get some dudes to help me carry her to her apartment. I take her in, get her to her bedroom, try to put her in her bed and she starts pulling off her pants. I'm getting all weirded out, cause 1) She is a co-worker and 2) She is off her ass, can't walk super pissy drunk. The co-worker part didn't really bother me that much, but the really drunk part did. I don't do shit with sloppy drunk girls. Too close to taking advantage of 'em, too close to rape in my book.
I say "Whoa, wait till I leave the room before you start taking off your clothes.", but that didn't stop her. I leave the room to go fix her some water, and here she comes walking to the kitchen, nothin but some draws on. Titties just out to be seen. Damn. "Go get back in the bed co-worker" I say, and she does it. I take her water to her and she's all like "The BULLY, rub my shoulders". Damn. She is laying there, in nothing but her draws, too drunk for anything, and asking me to give her a massage.
A chick asking for a massage usually means she wants to fuck. A damn near naked chick asking for a massage damn sure wants to fuck. But she is too drunk. It wouldn't be right. So I just have to leave.
This is the weekend before my mom gets in town and I have to start packing to go. I know this probably meant that she really did want to fuck, but was to bounded while she was sober, or something. Anyway.....I had to leave way before I got a chance to pursue it. After a fucking year this shit happens. And then I have to leave. Why couldn't have this happened like 9 months ago or something.
Oh fucking well
-the BULLY
Anyway, on my second to last week in Tx, I went out for my last partying in Fort Worth with a co-worker ( a chick from work that I have been wanting to break.......ok, for those that don't understand the term "break" I mean throw her that GOOD DICK) and the intern. It also happened to the intern's birthday. I didn't feel like drinking that much cause I hurt myself so bad drinking the previous weekend. They didn't have that, or anything else, to hold them back from drinking.
So, the night began as parially being a night for a last good party for and with the BULLY, but it ended being a total and complete "Get baby-sat by the BULLY". Oh yeah, they both got sloppy drunk. I had to drive them both home, had to make stops for 'em to hurl and all that shit. Got the intern to his crib, walked him, he went straight to the bathroom and started hugging the toilet. I go and fix him a couple of cups of water, take them to him and the asshole is sittin on the pot. That shit sucked. Really did not need to see some dude sittin on the pot.
So, the co-worker decides she wants to go to her house, instead of crashing on my futon. So on the way she is all like "The BULLY, put me in my bed." I thought nothing of it . We get to her complex, have to get some dudes to help me carry her to her apartment. I take her in, get her to her bedroom, try to put her in her bed and she starts pulling off her pants. I'm getting all weirded out, cause 1) She is a co-worker and 2) She is off her ass, can't walk super pissy drunk. The co-worker part didn't really bother me that much, but the really drunk part did. I don't do shit with sloppy drunk girls. Too close to taking advantage of 'em, too close to rape in my book.
I say "Whoa, wait till I leave the room before you start taking off your clothes.", but that didn't stop her. I leave the room to go fix her some water, and here she comes walking to the kitchen, nothin but some draws on. Titties just out to be seen. Damn. "Go get back in the bed co-worker" I say, and she does it. I take her water to her and she's all like "The BULLY, rub my shoulders". Damn. She is laying there, in nothing but her draws, too drunk for anything, and asking me to give her a massage.
A chick asking for a massage usually means she wants to fuck. A damn near naked chick asking for a massage damn sure wants to fuck. But she is too drunk. It wouldn't be right. So I just have to leave.
This is the weekend before my mom gets in town and I have to start packing to go. I know this probably meant that she really did want to fuck, but was to bounded while she was sober, or something. Anyway.....I had to leave way before I got a chance to pursue it. After a fucking year this shit happens. And then I have to leave. Why couldn't have this happened like 9 months ago or something.
Oh fucking well
-the BULLY
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