My celebrity Dream girl……..
This post and all the rest of the ones that I post today are ones that I typed up at work (can only read blogs, not write or comment on them while at work). Some of em, like this one , are from a long time ago, others are from last week. I am gonna try to post them in the best chronological order as I can remember.
Circa August 2006
Aight, I just got to thinking about what I like to see in a woman…..like, what is MY perfect woman like when it comes to body. Ok, I think I know what I want, but I see her in my mind and would love to make it so you guys could see it, but I cant annndddddd there are no women in Hollywood that are built like my fantasy girl would be built. Lemme see if I cant describe what I like. Well, first off, I want a chick with some size. I don’t mean fat or nothing, but just a kinda big lady. I am a big dude, I feel weird kicking it with a little chick, and look even weirder with one. I’m guessing that a 5-6, maybe 5-7 chick, that’s about 160 would be damn good. Not a soft 160 ,but a kinda muscular 160. I kinda like muscular chicks. I gotta find me a baaaadddd gym chick. That’s another story, but I know what ever girl I end up with is gonna have to be a gym head. Maybe not necessarily a gym head, but a chick that likes to stay active, is somewhat health conscious, and doesn’t say dumb shit like “I’m not gonna do that ‘cause I don’t wanna look like a boy.” Yeah, a big fine athletic 5-6 big leg and buttocks girl that looks mean in a dress with her back out or tank top cause she has a little muscle tone in her back and shoulders.
I kicked it with a gym chick one summer. It was great. She was serious about training, I was too. We could see each other in the gym say hey, and then go on about our business of training. I kinda liked watching cats check her out and shit. (In case I haven’t said this before, I am always proud of my chicks and like to show ‘em off and for them to get attention). This chick…I’ll call her the “Hatian Sensation” was like 5-8 145. She was a real solid, muscular 145. She was the type of chick that would come in the gym, bang out like 45 min. on the elliptical machine, and then get on that iron. She was the truth. Yeah, but it was just a summer fling. I wanted more, she wanted to get back with her dumbass, unappreciative, degenerate ass, in the ARMY boyfriend. I don’t want to talk about it cause I’ll just get mad.
Damn Hatian Sensation (Real name: Rosie).
-El Capitan Pinga Loca
Circa August 2006
Aight, I just got to thinking about what I like to see in a woman…..like, what is MY perfect woman like when it comes to body. Ok, I think I know what I want, but I see her in my mind and would love to make it so you guys could see it, but I cant annndddddd there are no women in Hollywood that are built like my fantasy girl would be built. Lemme see if I cant describe what I like. Well, first off, I want a chick with some size. I don’t mean fat or nothing, but just a kinda big lady. I am a big dude, I feel weird kicking it with a little chick, and look even weirder with one. I’m guessing that a 5-6, maybe 5-7 chick, that’s about 160 would be damn good. Not a soft 160 ,but a kinda muscular 160. I kinda like muscular chicks. I gotta find me a baaaadddd gym chick. That’s another story, but I know what ever girl I end up with is gonna have to be a gym head. Maybe not necessarily a gym head, but a chick that likes to stay active, is somewhat health conscious, and doesn’t say dumb shit like “I’m not gonna do that ‘cause I don’t wanna look like a boy.” Yeah, a big fine athletic 5-6 big leg and buttocks girl that looks mean in a dress with her back out or tank top cause she has a little muscle tone in her back and shoulders.
I kicked it with a gym chick one summer. It was great. She was serious about training, I was too. We could see each other in the gym say hey, and then go on about our business of training. I kinda liked watching cats check her out and shit. (In case I haven’t said this before, I am always proud of my chicks and like to show ‘em off and for them to get attention). This chick…I’ll call her the “Hatian Sensation” was like 5-8 145. She was a real solid, muscular 145. She was the type of chick that would come in the gym, bang out like 45 min. on the elliptical machine, and then get on that iron. She was the truth. Yeah, but it was just a summer fling. I wanted more, she wanted to get back with her dumbass, unappreciative, degenerate ass, in the ARMY boyfriend. I don’t want to talk about it cause I’ll just get mad.
Damn Hatian Sensation (Real name: Rosie).
-El Capitan Pinga Loca
2 Comments:
Umm, how about Ki-Toy? Although I think she's cute, I guess her face isn't most people's cup of tea, but she's pretty solid, lol.
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