LLLllAAAAAADDDDIIIEESSSSSSSS……..
I love yall. Naw, really, I love yall ladies. I still aint got to much love for no Bitch, and not much respect for a skalliwag, but I love me some nice respectable ladies. Why am I saying all this, talking all nice and good???? Well, yeah, I know, and I’ll admit it, I usually write these things with an obvious anger toward women. Well, I don’t dislike women, I love ladies. Its like the whole “I love black people, but I can’t stand a nigger……OOOOh, I hate a nigger” (Much funnier when Chris Rock does it.)
Well the reason is that I’m kinda startin to feel Cita. I’m not saying that I wanna do a real relationship with her or nothing, but I am getting that appreciation for her, I am starting to like her for the type of person that she is. I like that she is girly, not too damn prissy, but she is feminine. I like feminity. She does the little stuff, I’m gonna call it predictable because to an extent you guys all react the same under certain circumstances.
Now if I am off base with my theories, please let me know. I really want feed back from yall ladies that read my blog, I guess I’m prolly on talking to Shug and Tiff, maybe Aldalicious if she still reads this.
-The first thing that I always pay attention to is when cuddling and its all good, no pat and tickle or anything just good ole cuddling, you know imitating silverware (Spoon and Fork), Sometimes the chick will get all nervousy actin’, start taping a foot or moving/twitching something. That tells me that ol’ girl is prolly feeling the urge to just do something. Like they wanna just jump into something sexul, but they don’t feel that it would be right, so they are fighting with themselves.
-You guys definitely get the Ol’ googly eyes when you are feeling someone. Even worse though when you do get to the point when you are ready to just jump up on it and have that ol crazy hot sweaty monkey love…..I mean like you just wanna do the damn thing with the seriousness, you get a look in your eye, and sometimes your whole face. The funny part is that you usually look goofy as hell. I usually chuckle a little bit.
-When you are feeling a guy yall ladies have a way of kinda relaxing your whole body and allowing it to kind meld with your dudes side or what ever. For example, when you are at the movies and ol’ boy puts his arm around you, I can tell how much you are feeling me by how you feel when you lean into me. Its hard to explain, but you guys just kinda flow onto me.
-When a girl is really feeling me, or maybe just wants me to poke, (I am not exactly sure) her legs kinda relax and open up just a little when I touch their inner thigh. I don’t mean when we are naked and in the bed or shower or fitting room. Lets say that we are riding in my car, I reach over and put my hand on your thigh, not up high, just like close to your knee. If a chick is feeling me their thighs usually just relax a little open just a hair. I think it is some sort of subconscious type thing. As a matter of fact I’m sure it is.
-What I like the most is the way…O.k., before I say this I want you guys to know that this not what I am about, I have said it plenty of times before that I am all about an equally balanced and controlled relationship, but I just think this shit is really cute….I really like the way yall look at me when I do something that requires confidence and assertiveness and the whole take control thing. The way it usually happens, or how I am most used to experiencing it is right after a girl has just done something to kinda try me, nothing bad, just one of those let me check his backbone/what are my boundaries type thing and then I have to let her know that I don’t go for stuff like that. Now I’m not talking bout nothing serious, but maybe something like asking a dude to leave his house just to go out to the store and then bring it to you. I see that as pretty insulting in the early stages of getting to know someone. You know the “Oh, will you go out and get me some starbucks?” type thing. If you do get up out your bed, go out and be super nice and get her some coffee, then you will probably get crushed by one of those Milwaulkee’s Best Cans for being such a bitch, and then you would probably end up getting played by ol’ girl and then losing her to the dude that told her that wasn’t anyway he was coming up out his bed just to get her some damn coffee.
Sorry it was so damn long. Gimme some feed back, ladies.
-Mister I’m So Happy that God took that rib out of Adam and made such a wonderful thing.
Well the reason is that I’m kinda startin to feel Cita. I’m not saying that I wanna do a real relationship with her or nothing, but I am getting that appreciation for her, I am starting to like her for the type of person that she is. I like that she is girly, not too damn prissy, but she is feminine. I like feminity. She does the little stuff, I’m gonna call it predictable because to an extent you guys all react the same under certain circumstances.
Now if I am off base with my theories, please let me know. I really want feed back from yall ladies that read my blog, I guess I’m prolly on talking to Shug and Tiff, maybe Aldalicious if she still reads this.
-The first thing that I always pay attention to is when cuddling and its all good, no pat and tickle or anything just good ole cuddling, you know imitating silverware (Spoon and Fork), Sometimes the chick will get all nervousy actin’, start taping a foot or moving/twitching something. That tells me that ol’ girl is prolly feeling the urge to just do something. Like they wanna just jump into something sexul, but they don’t feel that it would be right, so they are fighting with themselves.
-You guys definitely get the Ol’ googly eyes when you are feeling someone. Even worse though when you do get to the point when you are ready to just jump up on it and have that ol crazy hot sweaty monkey love…..I mean like you just wanna do the damn thing with the seriousness, you get a look in your eye, and sometimes your whole face. The funny part is that you usually look goofy as hell. I usually chuckle a little bit.
-When you are feeling a guy yall ladies have a way of kinda relaxing your whole body and allowing it to kind meld with your dudes side or what ever. For example, when you are at the movies and ol’ boy puts his arm around you, I can tell how much you are feeling me by how you feel when you lean into me. Its hard to explain, but you guys just kinda flow onto me.
-When a girl is really feeling me, or maybe just wants me to poke, (I am not exactly sure) her legs kinda relax and open up just a little when I touch their inner thigh. I don’t mean when we are naked and in the bed or shower or fitting room. Lets say that we are riding in my car, I reach over and put my hand on your thigh, not up high, just like close to your knee. If a chick is feeling me their thighs usually just relax a little open just a hair. I think it is some sort of subconscious type thing. As a matter of fact I’m sure it is.
-What I like the most is the way…O.k., before I say this I want you guys to know that this not what I am about, I have said it plenty of times before that I am all about an equally balanced and controlled relationship, but I just think this shit is really cute….I really like the way yall look at me when I do something that requires confidence and assertiveness and the whole take control thing. The way it usually happens, or how I am most used to experiencing it is right after a girl has just done something to kinda try me, nothing bad, just one of those let me check his backbone/what are my boundaries type thing and then I have to let her know that I don’t go for stuff like that. Now I’m not talking bout nothing serious, but maybe something like asking a dude to leave his house just to go out to the store and then bring it to you. I see that as pretty insulting in the early stages of getting to know someone. You know the “Oh, will you go out and get me some starbucks?” type thing. If you do get up out your bed, go out and be super nice and get her some coffee, then you will probably get crushed by one of those Milwaulkee’s Best Cans for being such a bitch, and then you would probably end up getting played by ol’ girl and then losing her to the dude that told her that wasn’t anyway he was coming up out his bed just to get her some damn coffee.
Sorry it was so damn long. Gimme some feed back, ladies.
-Mister I’m So Happy that God took that rib out of Adam and made such a wonderful thing.
posted by RAGING BULL at 6:28 PM
1 Comments:
Sorry it's taken so long for me to respond to this post. I responded earlier today, but of course blogger was acting stupid so it didn't save my comment.
The cuddling thing I've never really thought about, but I'd have to agree with you. If she's moving around a lot, then she's got something on her mind instead of just chilling and enjoying the moment.
I'd have to agree with you about the googly eyes too. I don't know about other chicks, but when I like someone I kind of perk up a little and even feel myself start to smile. I'm pretty sure I look crazy cuz I'm trying hard to fight it.
I agree with the flow as well. When a girl likes a guy and she is digging him she starts to let her guard down a little. You can tell how much a chick likes you by how comfortable she is when she's around you.
I've never paid attention to the thigh thing so I can't help you with that one. I'll make sure to pay attention to that next time i happens.
LOL! The last one depends on the situation. It is kind of a test to see how far you can go with a guy. I don't think a girl will write you off if you actually do it, but I think it depends more on what she's asking you for and the type of broad she is.
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