Maybe I should have played Hooky
So.....yeah, it looks like your boy is kinda headed towards a COMMITTED relationship. Kinda. I was dating 2 slim little chicks. Now I am dating one, I have told some nice thick chick that I couldn't poke cause I was thinking bout my slm chick. I banged out my bottom chick this past weekend and I couldn't really get into it and didn't want to do it anymore. So when the BULLY starts losing interest in random and or meaningless sex then it means the BULLY is bout ready to commit.
But.....the BULLY is no longer a fool.
I'm still talking to new chicks. there is another slim chick. She is kinda tall, bout my height (5-8/5-9. She is mad cool. Wants to get off in the gym with me for a little. That is awesome.
There is also this big ol amazon type chick. 6 feet and a lil over 200 lbs of dark choclatey goodness. She is a fuckin' giant and I love it. If we had kids they would have to use one of those cranes that they use to hoist up big ass fish just so the doctor could pop its booty.
We always have good convo cause she is a smart ass....always has an answer for everything. Soooo we were talkin last night, I got off the phone with her and not 5 minutes later she texts me:
I kno u don't really like ur job that much so u should come cuddle and play hooky tomorrow. No is not an option...
Sooo, I'm sittin here at work all tired and not feeling like doing shit....I should have gone over and cuddled with her giant ass.
uuuggghhhhh
-the muthafuckin bully
But.....the BULLY is no longer a fool.
I'm still talking to new chicks. there is another slim chick. She is kinda tall, bout my height (5-8/5-9. She is mad cool. Wants to get off in the gym with me for a little. That is awesome.
There is also this big ol amazon type chick. 6 feet and a lil over 200 lbs of dark choclatey goodness. She is a fuckin' giant and I love it. If we had kids they would have to use one of those cranes that they use to hoist up big ass fish just so the doctor could pop its booty.
We always have good convo cause she is a smart ass....always has an answer for everything. Soooo we were talkin last night, I got off the phone with her and not 5 minutes later she texts me:
I kno u don't really like ur job that much so u should come cuddle and play hooky tomorrow. No is not an option...
Sooo, I'm sittin here at work all tired and not feeling like doing shit....I should have gone over and cuddled with her giant ass.
uuuggghhhhh
-the muthafuckin bully
posted by RAGING BULL at 7:48 AM
7 Comments:
Ready to commit huh? I'll believe it when I see it dude. Amazon chick sounds fun, you should have played hooky with her for sure! ♥
Oh Snap!! which one is it finna be Slim chick 1 or 2??
It would be Slim Chick #2..... but then again there is still a decent chance of me completely breaking it off just cause I keep on meeting new chicks that are tons of fun....like the Tall Slim Chick and the Amazon...or the 2 of the chicks I met in Miami that I stay on some flirty/fun text messages and e-mails with.
Turn and Run Bully!!! RUNNNN! J/K. Actually I'm half way kidding. I was fuckin around and got my self caught up in a relationship. Now I'm all dependent and shit, lol.
For real though, if you feel interested in the new chicks, then give them a week or two to show how well they would roll with you. Maybe by then you'll figure out if you really want to be in a relationship, or if you should continue playing the field. And you def should have played hooky:)
LOL!!!
i gotta laugh at the fact you called her a giant. that shit is funny to me.
continue to keep all of your options open. sometimes relationships are not as when yall were just fuckin
I'm glad you dont discriminate... that's all I can say about this post..
I am still waiting on the memorial day pics mister!
I swear i was about to type this sound like part of memorial day weekend. And then I scrolled down and realize it was memorial day weekend. Nothing on this world like MDW on Sobe. But its mad funny come wednesday the locals be looking at you like why are you still here.
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