I don't give a fuck.
Fuck you very much.
Hello, my name is the BULLY.....yes "the BULLY" and you do have to say the whole thing.
My name is the BULLY and I don't give a fuck.
The following is a list of things that I do give:
Ass woopings
cunnilingus (if I spelled that wrong BLOW ME)
innapropriate text messages to involved women
innapropriate text messages to single women
great medium sized dick (Steve)
scary car rides
awesome pony (Steve) rides
Drunken great medium sized penis (Steve on that Drank)
The best kisses
Vulgar language
Random ass facts and examples
Pointless long ass stories
tittie orgasms (yeah, I'm that good)
Myself haircuts
......the list goes on and on, but that list does not include a fuck.
Right now I am in my lil sis' room at her new house. Yeah, she is 24 and a home owner...big up to the BULLY's lil sis.
Anyway..I am held up in her room while she is out in the livin room with her female friends all screaming and hootin' and hollerin.
They are watching a stripper.
Prolly touchin' his big ole stripper dick.
I don't give a fuck.
If Slim Chick #1 wasn't dealing with a migrain right now I'd prolly be touchin on her big ol D-cup boobages.....and then some cause I'm nasty....and I don't give a fuck.
I'm sippin on some shit. Might be loosed up by the time the OHN talk radio shit jumps off.
Less than a week till I am in M-I-Yayo. Gonna get off in a nasty sex club with my e-girl QQ....gues she will then be a real world friend then.....especially if she ends up accidentally seeing Steve as I beat some unsuspecting 40 something white woman about her clavicle with him.
Slim Chick #2 is tired of talking to me and me not trying to be exclusive and me still banging out Slim Chick #1. I don't really feel like me and Slim Chick #1 and I are reallygonna end up being anything, even with her killing Slim Chick #2 in the tittie war (D vs A). I really enjoy talking with Slim Chick #1. She is a nerdy book geek type chick and she is smart and sweet and can take and return my smartassedness and she shows mad interest in what I do at work. I really like that.
I'm not ready to stop fucking these other females though.
And Slim Chick #2 and I have only been out twice then she left town at the end of April and wont be back till the beginning of June. I mean, yeah, we talk alot....like everyday....I don't want to commit to someone that I cant even hug up with on the weekends. Maybe when she comes back to town, but shiiiiiiiiit.......Fuck all that
I think she is really just trying to catch me up before I go to the M-I-A and get loose on South Beach. Yeah, she looked at the pics that I have on fb and ....well...yeah, she voiced her concerns.
but....hey, I'm the BULLY and not ready to go straight and narrow just yet.
So, she tells me things are gonna change if I'm not ready to leave the other broad alone and stuff. She is tired of kinda acting like we are in a relationship (all the talking on the phone and stuff....We talk on the phone while I am work too....yeah, she is allowed to call the corperate line)
I told her that I am really trying to build a strong friendshiplike bond...or see if one can be built before I commit to a relationship..not commit to a relationship and then form a bond.
Anyway....I'm not comprimising my shit for a female's wants again. I'll commit if and when I want to.
-the BULLY
Hello, my name is the BULLY.....yes "the BULLY" and you do have to say the whole thing.
My name is the BULLY and I don't give a fuck.
The following is a list of things that I do give:
Ass woopings
cunnilingus (if I spelled that wrong BLOW ME)
innapropriate text messages to involved women
innapropriate text messages to single women
great medium sized dick (Steve)
scary car rides
awesome pony (Steve) rides
Drunken great medium sized penis (Steve on that Drank)
The best kisses
Vulgar language
Random ass facts and examples
Pointless long ass stories
tittie orgasms (yeah, I'm that good)
Myself haircuts
......the list goes on and on, but that list does not include a fuck.
Right now I am in my lil sis' room at her new house. Yeah, she is 24 and a home owner...big up to the BULLY's lil sis.
Anyway..I am held up in her room while she is out in the livin room with her female friends all screaming and hootin' and hollerin.
They are watching a stripper.
Prolly touchin' his big ole stripper dick.
I don't give a fuck.
If Slim Chick #1 wasn't dealing with a migrain right now I'd prolly be touchin on her big ol D-cup boobages.....and then some cause I'm nasty....and I don't give a fuck.
I'm sippin on some shit. Might be loosed up by the time the OHN talk radio shit jumps off.
Less than a week till I am in M-I-Yayo. Gonna get off in a nasty sex club with my e-girl QQ....gues she will then be a real world friend then.....especially if she ends up accidentally seeing Steve as I beat some unsuspecting 40 something white woman about her clavicle with him.
Slim Chick #2 is tired of talking to me and me not trying to be exclusive and me still banging out Slim Chick #1. I don't really feel like me and Slim Chick #1 and I are reallygonna end up being anything, even with her killing Slim Chick #2 in the tittie war (D vs A). I really enjoy talking with Slim Chick #1. She is a nerdy book geek type chick and she is smart and sweet and can take and return my smartassedness and she shows mad interest in what I do at work. I really like that.
I'm not ready to stop fucking these other females though.
And Slim Chick #2 and I have only been out twice then she left town at the end of April and wont be back till the beginning of June. I mean, yeah, we talk alot....like everyday....I don't want to commit to someone that I cant even hug up with on the weekends. Maybe when she comes back to town, but shiiiiiiiiit.......Fuck all that
I think she is really just trying to catch me up before I go to the M-I-A and get loose on South Beach. Yeah, she looked at the pics that I have on fb and ....well...yeah, she voiced her concerns.
but....hey, I'm the BULLY and not ready to go straight and narrow just yet.
So, she tells me things are gonna change if I'm not ready to leave the other broad alone and stuff. She is tired of kinda acting like we are in a relationship (all the talking on the phone and stuff....We talk on the phone while I am work too....yeah, she is allowed to call the corperate line)
I told her that I am really trying to build a strong friendshiplike bond...or see if one can be built before I commit to a relationship..not commit to a relationship and then form a bond.
Anyway....I'm not comprimising my shit for a female's wants again. I'll commit if and when I want to.
-the BULLY
Labels: I don't give a fuck
posted by RAGING BULL at 10:19 PM
11 Comments:
never compromise Bully. But stop telling these chicks who you doin. All she need to know is when your with her its all her. Not all females handle the truth well. U have to get creative with it. Might I suggest reading "the art of seduction" in your spare time lol. Its a good book I promise!!!
The "art of seduction" is good, but I learned all I need to know about women in the "Art of smacking a hoe in the clavicle with Steve" by the bully.
P.S. Get this shit, I ran into Andres in the gym at the hotel I was staying at. Small world, we partied and I found a club filled w90% with columbian hookers.
I'm buying you a fucking plane ticket and we're going to panama to jam with columbian hookers.
$94 each a night.
If ole girl can't understand wanting to bond THEN committing to a relationship, as you so eloquently put it...FUCK IT!!
*sidenote...can I just say Im hella jealous...I wanna go to the sex club, too!*
sex clubs are that shyt.
you a nasty bastard for going.
good job
*sigh* I probably choked on my drink when you sent me that damned picture with the stack of "Make it rain" money
Coon
But I am very jazzed about you coming too..... Imagine this, I sorta already told Beefy that I didn't care where he was at that weekend it just wouldn't be with me cause my friends were gonna be around... and now Drunky wants to come (ughh).... I'm a little worried about getting to know Steve and a Bully drunk, while old nassy Midwesterner lady sucks on schlong, but it'll be no more awkward than you seeing two dude running game on me knowing we GOTS to get out of there together and possibly alive!
Well...some girl's can dream, can't they? lol
what exactly happens...at a sex club?
i'm with you the Bully. i like the list too, i may have to steal it.
you are playing the slim chicks right though. just do what you want until you feel the time is right.
i had the laugh at the "tittie war" comment. but #1 is definitely crushing #2
"I'll commit if and when I want to." AMEN! Nothing worse than somebody trying to force you into some sh** you ain't ready for.
Wow...she calls the corporate line?
haha
do u man
You are a mess BULLY! LOL
Wow lil sis a homeowner @ 24-- now thats what's up! I wanna be like her when I grow up...
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