Twice the MAN she is used to.
Sooooo I was talkin to Slim Chick #2 last night and she asked me what my ex looked like. I told her that the ex was her complete opposite. Tall, dark, and kinda built like Serena...just smaller, but same shape. And we end up going into what type of girls do I like and all that. I told her that I LOVE women. I like big amazons and little petite types as long as they have a womanly figure (I'm all about the hourglass shape).
So I ask her what her dudes have looked like. She tells me about her height (she is 5'-2" I think) and lean.
Me:...So you are used to dudes that are about 130-140lbs
her: Yeah...but they were really lean
Me: Sooooo you like dudes that are literally half my size (5'9" 260lbs....all sexual beast)..........What in the hell are you doing talking to me?
Her: Because I like you...that's why.
Slim Chick #1, on the other hand, likes big dudes...but I don't know if she really likes me or Steve. I think she likes me, but its Steve that makes her make that extra effort to actually come see me. (She constantly flaked out on me before I banged her out.)
I think I need to start working on a couple more team members.
I have one chick that I think likes me for sex more than anything and another that likes my personality and stuff, but I don't think she is sexaully attracted to me.
I must give Slim Chick #2 a fair chance. We have only hung out in person twice and the second time was when she found out I was banging other chick. She went back home a couple weeks ago and won't be back until June 8 (She is in Grad school and has a break between spring and summer semmesters). I really gotta wait and see how she is physically around me before I can definitively tell if she is digging the big body or not.
Anyway...I've been training pretty damn hard lately and I feel great!!
I've started running with this Chick..she is about 132lbs (Thick little broad)...trying to drop 6lbs so she can fit in her size 3-4 clothes right. She is about 5'4" and in her early to mid 30's and the ass is sick.....I'm tombout SIIIICCCCKKK!! Me and work out partner used to refer to her as "Basketball" cause....yeah, the booty looks like a basket ball sittin up and out on that backside. she has a boyfriend and a kid.......but I am the BULLY and that is all I am going to say about that.
Shit is going pretty good. I got 1 week left 'til I am all up in M-I-Yayo. Your boy is gonna be loose on that damn juice, and wildin' out with his boys (TEAM DIESEL in that bitch....t-shirts coming soon). If I see you and touch your booty don't even act like you mad cause 1) I'm just playin...you know we cool and 2) You know you like that shit.
-the Muthafuckin' BULLY
So I ask her what her dudes have looked like. She tells me about her height (she is 5'-2" I think) and lean.
Me:...So you are used to dudes that are about 130-140lbs
her: Yeah...but they were really lean
Me: Sooooo you like dudes that are literally half my size (5'9" 260lbs....all sexual beast)..........What in the hell are you doing talking to me?
Her: Because I like you...that's why.
Slim Chick #1, on the other hand, likes big dudes...but I don't know if she really likes me or Steve. I think she likes me, but its Steve that makes her make that extra effort to actually come see me. (She constantly flaked out on me before I banged her out.)
I think I need to start working on a couple more team members.
I have one chick that I think likes me for sex more than anything and another that likes my personality and stuff, but I don't think she is sexaully attracted to me.
I must give Slim Chick #2 a fair chance. We have only hung out in person twice and the second time was when she found out I was banging other chick. She went back home a couple weeks ago and won't be back until June 8 (She is in Grad school and has a break between spring and summer semmesters). I really gotta wait and see how she is physically around me before I can definitively tell if she is digging the big body or not.
Anyway...I've been training pretty damn hard lately and I feel great!!
I've started running with this Chick..she is about 132lbs (Thick little broad)...trying to drop 6lbs so she can fit in her size 3-4 clothes right. She is about 5'4" and in her early to mid 30's and the ass is sick.....I'm tombout SIIIICCCCKKK!! Me and work out partner used to refer to her as "Basketball" cause....yeah, the booty looks like a basket ball sittin up and out on that backside. she has a boyfriend and a kid.......but I am the BULLY and that is all I am going to say about that.
Shit is going pretty good. I got 1 week left 'til I am all up in M-I-Yayo. Your boy is gonna be loose on that damn juice, and wildin' out with his boys (TEAM DIESEL in that bitch....t-shirts coming soon). If I see you and touch your booty don't even act like you mad cause 1) I'm just playin...you know we cool and 2) You know you like that shit.
-the Muthafuckin' BULLY
Labels: Assilicious, The Exploits of Steve, The Roster, Training
posted by RAGING BULL at 9:34 AM
8 Comments:
So wait in this letter you are FOREWARNING me that you gonna be grabby-handied... on top of the fact I already had to make you swear not to leave me alone in a sex club??!?!?????
*sigh*
.....ok, the ass grabby part wasn't directed to you....more as a forewarning to women on South Beach.
Anyway....I think I'm the one most likely to be left alone at the Sex Club.
i have come to realize that women do not know what they want. they always end up with the opposite of what they "say they want".
I was kind of confused about who "steve" was, but then i got it.
that shit is funny.
your my type. i love guys who "girl" is their type. handle that.
and since when do guys complain that woman is using them for just sex????
@stew- nope, we have no idea what we want. but we are still cute and sooo worth it ;p
she just wanted to take a test drive before deciding on making a purchase thats all lol
Uhhh can the slim chicks get names that don't confuse the hell out of me:) I hope you do it big in the MIA! I miss that bitch so bad, haven't been back in a minute. Take pics, especially if you see some hot messes, cuz you KNOW you'll see a lot of that shit!
LMAO @ sexual beast... you're too much sometimes.
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