Sunday, October 29, 2006

Something to Blog about

………I want to blog, but I don’t know what to blog about. Ummmmmm, ok, weeellllll, I was trying to get forbidden chick to meet me up in Tampa for my homeboy’s wedding. I was doing this for two reasons 1) I really wanted to fuck her again and get some bomb diggity head, and then skeet skeet skeeeeeet all about her mouth, face, neck and shoulders. I really wanted he head, cause the first time when she was bout to go down on me she had already pissed me off from trying to get me to call, or picture message, her ex, who I knew and let him know what had just hannaned. AAAAnnndd it was really late, and I had to get up early in the morning. She got on her knees and was all like let me kiss it goodnight, I said “Get off me, I gotta get home and to bed.” I probably threw in a “Don’t touch me!!” Now, I know this probably sounds like bullshit for sure….like, “Yeah right, the BULLY turned down head.” Seriously though, it’s the truth. I can be really headstrong at times, especially when I’m pissed, and even moreso when it seems like someone is trying to manipulate me by attacking one of my “weaknesses”. Straight up, here is the truth. I love sex and all that stuff, really I dude. I mean I am so much the physical type dude, but it doesn’t rule me. Trying to appeal to me through my cock won’t get you very far unless its already something I want to do. I’m so serious on that.
Oh, and the second point is that the Hubby to be told us all that there wouldn’t be much there, so I should “BRING something to poke on”.

So, anyway I invited Forbidden chick to come, and from the start I really doubted she was gonna come. For quite a while, though, she was seeming totally gung ho about it, then she started throwing little monkey wrenches. The first one was when she told me she had started back seeing her ex regularly. At first that shit pissed me the hell off, and I was gonna tell her to no come, but then I figured that getting some good ass, some good “slim chick” ass at that ( I usually break bigger broads, not neccesarily fat, sometimes fat, but mostly just bigger and I have come to learn that it is more fun breaking slim chicks. It takes so much less effort to wear their little asses out. I have to be careful not to hurt them, though. I doubt that I will ever break a slim chick on the floor or anything, cause that direct BULLY pressure might be too much, might bust up their insides or pelvis or something) .

So I just bought my ticket to the wedding, and sent Forbidden chick a text, like “I just bought my ticket, are you still coming?” she responds, “I’d like to, I need to know the dates again, though. I also need to know the nature of this trip, because I am seeing someone now.” Oh, well fuck her too!!! This bitch done put me through too much damn stress just for me to get some fuckin’ ass. Fuck her, I really wanted to test out that head, but fuck her dude. I knew from the beginning that she was fucking with me, but I really wanted that past due head, and second fuck session. I mean, oh well and oh fuck her.

“I’m seeing someone” Whatever, she probably just let her ex, who now has another girlfriend and lived off of her and ran up damn near a $1000 worth of cell phone bills from texting and shit with the new broad, get back with her. This broad is fuckin hopeless, and I been trying to be nice to her. Ok ok ok, yeah its probably pissing me of more than normal because I liked her way more than I do the average brizzle. Its not really a “Geeze I’m digging her” type deal, but more of a “Wow, she is really a great chick” type thing, like it would be nice to have a chick like that type of thing. Oh, here, I really liked the kind of person that she is. Like how a dude can love sports cars in general, but not necessarily want to have a certain one. I love sports cars, but I don’t really want a Porshe.

Anyway, there you go, another emotion filled one from the BULLY.

-Mister Fuckin’ Pickles

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