I love country
Circa November 2006
So, yeah, I’m just sittin here at work snacking on some boiled peanuts. Yep, that’s right, boiled peanuts at my desk, in the office. Right in the engineering department for Wrap and Weld and I can chill out, eat some boiled p-nuts and share em with a couple co-workers. What makes it even better is that I bought ‘em on from a dude that drives a forklift here at the job. He sells the boiled p-nuts off the back of his Fork truck. Straight country.
I love country. I love country livin’. I love a cute ass girl with a real sweet southern drawl. Damn, I love a sweet soundin’ southern drawl on girls. I just don’t love being so damn far away from every fuckin thing that I wanna do. No movie theaters, no fight gyms, no Jamaican girls, no nothing. I wish I could find me a country town, that is right next to the city and that would be my ideal place to live.
I’ve never been in any sort of relationship with a country girl. I gotta do that. I’ve been with big city girls, girls from the projects, island descent girls, but no country girls. I could sooo see me marrying a country girl. Yeah, lets add that to the list: Country Girls and Island girls. There have been a couple country girls that I have tried, but never got with; I don’t know why, maybe I was just too much Me. Just flat out too much BULLY.
Oh well, I’m not really worrying bout it. I’ll get me someone plenty good one day. Until then I’ll just continue to have fake long distance relationships.
-Mr. Pickles
So, yeah, I’m just sittin here at work snacking on some boiled peanuts. Yep, that’s right, boiled peanuts at my desk, in the office. Right in the engineering department for Wrap and Weld and I can chill out, eat some boiled p-nuts and share em with a couple co-workers. What makes it even better is that I bought ‘em on from a dude that drives a forklift here at the job. He sells the boiled p-nuts off the back of his Fork truck. Straight country.
I love country. I love country livin’. I love a cute ass girl with a real sweet southern drawl. Damn, I love a sweet soundin’ southern drawl on girls. I just don’t love being so damn far away from every fuckin thing that I wanna do. No movie theaters, no fight gyms, no Jamaican girls, no nothing. I wish I could find me a country town, that is right next to the city and that would be my ideal place to live.
I’ve never been in any sort of relationship with a country girl. I gotta do that. I’ve been with big city girls, girls from the projects, island descent girls, but no country girls. I could sooo see me marrying a country girl. Yeah, lets add that to the list: Country Girls and Island girls. There have been a couple country girls that I have tried, but never got with; I don’t know why, maybe I was just too much Me. Just flat out too much BULLY.
Oh well, I’m not really worrying bout it. I’ll get me someone plenty good one day. Until then I’ll just continue to have fake long distance relationships.
-Mr. Pickles
posted by RAGING BULL at 9:50 PM
1 Comments:
Yay for boiled peanuts! I didn't know about your secret attraction to Southern women...although now that I think about it, it kinda fits....I see you wanting a woman who is all independent, I work out after my corporate job but after the family is started you'll eventually talk her out of working and expect dinner on the table every night at 6:30pm sharp....or am I wrong?
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