Opinions are like assholes….
That’s what they say. I kinda agree. I mean really, if you like my opinion then you make me feel good, not unlike what I would imagine an asshole licking to feel like (I haven’t had it yet….) and if you don’t like my opinion then its like getting an asshole rubbed all on your face. You prolly wouldn’t like that, but I still think it’s funnier den a bitch.
PARIS HILTON HAS GONE TO JAIL.
So.
Fuck that bitch.
Just don’t do it with my dick…..that bitch is nasty.
It’s a million niggroes in jail right now and no one cares, so why should I give a quarter of a shit about this rich, bony-ass, non erection causing snow bunny having to spend a few weeks in Club L.A. County. I heard her jail clothes were “only” designed Ralph Lauren. Ol’ rich bitch.
I saw black Ho when I was in M-I-Yayo. She seems to be growing up some. Her weave was tight. Y’all haters can hate on her and say her hair aint luxurious, when y’all know it is.
One time when I was walking from the beach to the hotel some broad in a car and hollered out “Heeeyyy fat daddy”. It was cool, but she better be careful….messing around with this “fat daddy” will have her not being able to poop right for a week and walking funny for a couple of days. Oh yeah, its true.
So, I been kicking it with Bi-chick some what, and this chick never tells me that she enjoys my company or that she has a good time kicking it with me or anything. I can tell she is having fun when she is around, but she just doesn’t say it. Since I pay attention to that crap does it mean that I am still growing a vagina?
I like the way my junk looks bigger when I shave.
I don’t like the way my junk is itching because I shaved.
Real talk yall, I feel like I can make any damn woman feel like a billion and a half dollars. Fa real. And I find it very hard to believe that any chick, be her hardcore lesbo or not would not be attracted to my manliness in some way shape or form.
Oooooh, I saw what Tittayballs looks like on Facebook. The BULLY kinda likes….
The BULLY is thinking about changing his name to NuttayBalls. (My balls are big, kid)
I mean for real, my nuts are quite sizeable, ask Black Ho’s Mom. (I would so marry Black Ho’s mom if it wasn’t for Black Ho’s gun totin’ stepdadday)
When I was in South Beach….ha ha One time, in South Beach….I was walking with a homegirl and a few of her friends and I realized that the front of my pants was hanging flat. Like, no bulge (naw, really, I got some junk in the front) and that shit tripped me out. I was all calling attention to it and then Ol’ girl patted it down up front down there. Hell yeah I kinda liked it too. My pants were flat cause I had on boxers and my junk was just hangin’ straight down. She felt it. Too bad we won’t ever get our thing thing on. It would be great.
My girl Tiff is in love, and that’s so beautiful. It kinda makes me a little sad, though, cause that means that I know I can’t have sex with you. Hey, but if that negro ever messes up, I will fly out to Denver to realign that spine for you right quick.
Ok, real talk, is it possible to touch a chicks spine while getting guts? Naw, cause for real I did a slim chick once and I swear it felt like Steve rubbed on her lower spine.
-NuttayBalls
PARIS HILTON HAS GONE TO JAIL.
So.
Fuck that bitch.
Just don’t do it with my dick…..that bitch is nasty.
It’s a million niggroes in jail right now and no one cares, so why should I give a quarter of a shit about this rich, bony-ass, non erection causing snow bunny having to spend a few weeks in Club L.A. County. I heard her jail clothes were “only” designed Ralph Lauren. Ol’ rich bitch.
I saw black Ho when I was in M-I-Yayo. She seems to be growing up some. Her weave was tight. Y’all haters can hate on her and say her hair aint luxurious, when y’all know it is.
One time when I was walking from the beach to the hotel some broad in a car and hollered out “Heeeyyy fat daddy”. It was cool, but she better be careful….messing around with this “fat daddy” will have her not being able to poop right for a week and walking funny for a couple of days. Oh yeah, its true.
So, I been kicking it with Bi-chick some what, and this chick never tells me that she enjoys my company or that she has a good time kicking it with me or anything. I can tell she is having fun when she is around, but she just doesn’t say it. Since I pay attention to that crap does it mean that I am still growing a vagina?
I like the way my junk looks bigger when I shave.
I don’t like the way my junk is itching because I shaved.
Real talk yall, I feel like I can make any damn woman feel like a billion and a half dollars. Fa real. And I find it very hard to believe that any chick, be her hardcore lesbo or not would not be attracted to my manliness in some way shape or form.
Oooooh, I saw what Tittayballs looks like on Facebook. The BULLY kinda likes….
The BULLY is thinking about changing his name to NuttayBalls. (My balls are big, kid)
I mean for real, my nuts are quite sizeable, ask Black Ho’s Mom. (I would so marry Black Ho’s mom if it wasn’t for Black Ho’s gun totin’ stepdadday)
When I was in South Beach….ha ha One time, in South Beach….I was walking with a homegirl and a few of her friends and I realized that the front of my pants was hanging flat. Like, no bulge (naw, really, I got some junk in the front) and that shit tripped me out. I was all calling attention to it and then Ol’ girl patted it down up front down there. Hell yeah I kinda liked it too. My pants were flat cause I had on boxers and my junk was just hangin’ straight down. She felt it. Too bad we won’t ever get our thing thing on. It would be great.
My girl Tiff is in love, and that’s so beautiful. It kinda makes me a little sad, though, cause that means that I know I can’t have sex with you. Hey, but if that negro ever messes up, I will fly out to Denver to realign that spine for you right quick.
Ok, real talk, is it possible to touch a chicks spine while getting guts? Naw, cause for real I did a slim chick once and I swear it felt like Steve rubbed on her lower spine.
-NuttayBalls
posted by RAGING BULL at 6:49 PM
5 Comments:
you are so sweet offering to align the spines of all the broken hearted women in the U.S. and as for wanting some appreciation for your company I can understand that everyone wants that but keep it real and tell her...P.S.no one gets to TittayBalls unless they come through ME....hit up the girls myspace...yeah I said myspace it really is a place for friends LMAO...it helps me keep up with my people coast to coast.....myspace.com/donpsmama. HOLLA.
come read my response to your latest comment and check the blog below...Ho to Housewife....maybe you are looking at the wrong kinda girl for companionship.
I called Bi-chick out on the not telling me she enjoys my company thing (its really weird cause I know she does and its funny cause she has told me that she likes everything else, like "I like coming to Thomasville...I like your bed, its so comfortable.....I really like your apartment....I like your dog so much") She told me that she never noticed it and said that we meshed really well, soooo.... that's it for nizzow.
***Oooooh, I saw what Tittayballs looks like on Facebook. The BULLY kinda likes….
The BULLY is thinking about changing his name to NuttayBalls. (My balls are big, kid)***
Thank you Bully. That is so sweet! =)
I loke you doing your workout thing in those pics also. (And I saw those booty pics and you posing next to that tittayball too! lol!)
You can change you name to Nuttayballs. LOL! It's all good with me!
Dude, dont shave, trim! You get that "larger look" you like with no itch!
LMAO
:)
L
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