State of the BULLY Address March 21, 2007

The BULLY is all to the good right now. I’m working out regularly (matter of fact I have a little tingle of tendonitis in my right elbow that I gotta nurse for a few days….its part of working out, I mean….it happens), job is going well, I’m feeling good and happy. Don’t get me wrizzong… there is plenty of stuff that I am not liking, or well, maybe I should just say that aren’t how I would want them to be, but the truly important thing is that I am happy and I am. I have found a place up here that trains MMA, the dude that teaches is a former seal, Navy Seal, that is. He retired from the military after 22 yrs. 20 of ‘em were as a seal. He trained with a bunch of different people all over the world. Seems like he knows his stuff. He charges $20 a class. I figure I will start going to him every other week or so. I am also started (I went last Friday for the first time since June) back going to FSU fight club on Friday nights. They do it from 8-10 on Fridays, so I have plenty of time to get there after work and don’t have to worry about having to come right back to Thomasville and be getting to bed so damn late just to be tired at work the next day.

Something else good is that we have this little 19-20 year old girl working as a temp. here in the office. She is just as bubbly and perky and silly acting as she wants to be. She keeps it feeling nice and fun round here. She just bounces around saying the funniest things like “I think I would such a cute fat girl. I’d have those big ol’ cheeks and muh legs would be all poked out…….I’d look good.” Its just funny hearing a tiny little slim chick talking about wanting to be fat.

The Truck has been running just fine. I’m finally getting back used to how the straight six sounds when I’m running down the road at 65-70…it kinda pulsates.

I still aint fuck nuthin since I was in the S.C.. Yeah, been bout 2.5 months, but I’m not feeling all crazy and stuff, which is a very good sign for me. It means I’m taking control back from my Dack. (Yeah, niggas, I said Dack). My confidence is still really high when it comes to handing out good Dack. Like, for real…I mean, I aint been bustin no guts in forever, but I still wanna call myself the GutsBuster. Speakin of GutsBustin, I been thinking bout something the last chick whos guts got busted in did. She did the whole squeeze me with her thighs thing while I was on top, not letting all of Steve get up in her (Oh, that’s the Dacks new name. I thought of it yesterday. I mean, cause chicks always ask me “What do you call it?” and so I would tell them the truth “I….I call it my wiener.” They usually say something not to positive about that, so now I call him Steve. Lets try it out in the context of a sentence….Why don’t you play with my weiner some…….Why don’t you play with Steve some…..yeah, Steve works tons better). I always think it is kinda funny when chicks do that to me. Its funny cause I remember the first time a chick did it to me, I called her out on it and asked why she did it. Her reply was “I wasn’t about to let you gut me out…”Said with serious face and all. Hah….Ha haha

I got a new female friend in town, Tally that is, we have been doing a lot of talking and stuff on the phone, only been out once. She is the chick that I gave the good night handshake to. She seems pretty nice, she is going though a divorce with her crazy vagrant behind husband. Don’t know if I can hit or not. I don’t ever really doubt my abilities to rip a chick that I have been able to sit down and jut talk with, but I do really see it not being an easy task at all. The Amazon chick is still in the pic, but I’m not gonna press that….nice and slow is how I’m gonna do that one.

I’m outtie!!

Who ya gonna call?
-GutsBuster!!!!!