Aight....
The story really isn't all that good.
So I ended up linking up with this chick this weekend. I talked about her a whole bunch before. She is the chick that was my ex-homeboy's ex-fiance. I smashed last summer and then got all pissy cause she left without me getting a chance t smash again....and then she kinda flaked out a few times when we were supposed to meet up.
Yeah, so she was in town this weekend, up from souf flawda (down Q's way.....thats right, Ft. Liquordale....aka Ft. Lickherthere). I met up with her and her sis for a quick bite, and went back to the sis's spot for a quick shower and pre-sip. Thats when ol' girls gets to flirting. Smackin' a Big Nigga Called The BULLY (Yes, thank-you, you must say it all.....) all on the ass....trying to sneak a pat on Steve.
Now I'm thinking about how she has told me that she we weren't gonna fuck again and all that shit plenty of times before, so I tells chick to stop playing. I tells her a bunch. Anyway, we get in the car (Just me and her...the sis didn't feel like going out). She is all looking at your boy with the googly eyes. I tells her to "Cut it out......Stop playing".....she didn't.
So anyway I'm all like don't do it. Don't kiss her. You have a nice fine wholsome chick that you are talking to. You don't even want to go around doing stuff with some other chick.
Anyway....time goes on. Moves get bolder. Temptation gets stronger. ButI keep fighting and winning. Even told her to stop sucking on Steve. (Yeah...your boy was strong enough to stop road head).
So we end up at a house party. And I end up hollaring at my boy for moral support. He was like "Dog....don't do it!"
"Aight man.......aight!! We gonna leave this party, I'm gonna stop her by X-mart so she can get herself a new toy, and then I'm droppin her but off."
"Dog......you gonna fuck if you go by X-mart. Don't do it."
"Naw man....I'm gonna be strong....I'm straight"
So we end up in the parking lot at X-mart.
Some how Steve ends up in her mouth again.
Some how titties end up in my mouth.
Some how my mouth ends up somewhere else....somewhere that was nice and shaved up.
For some reason there was a frantic search for something in a gold wrapper.
And some how random folks saw bare ass bouncing on Steve in the driver's seat of the car.
Then, for whatever reason, I ended up in X-mart feeling like everyone had just seen me having crazy, nasty, ravenous sex that included both trash and dirty talking.
I ended up completely amazed at someone's ability to straddle someone in the front seat of a car like that.
-A Big Nigga Name The BULLY
So I ended up linking up with this chick this weekend. I talked about her a whole bunch before. She is the chick that was my ex-homeboy's ex-fiance. I smashed last summer and then got all pissy cause she left without me getting a chance t smash again....and then she kinda flaked out a few times when we were supposed to meet up.
Yeah, so she was in town this weekend, up from souf flawda (down Q's way.....thats right, Ft. Liquordale....aka Ft. Lickherthere). I met up with her and her sis for a quick bite, and went back to the sis's spot for a quick shower and pre-sip. Thats when ol' girls gets to flirting. Smackin' a Big Nigga Called The BULLY (Yes, thank-you, you must say it all.....) all on the ass....trying to sneak a pat on Steve.
Now I'm thinking about how she has told me that she we weren't gonna fuck again and all that shit plenty of times before, so I tells chick to stop playing. I tells her a bunch. Anyway, we get in the car (Just me and her...the sis didn't feel like going out). She is all looking at your boy with the googly eyes. I tells her to "Cut it out......Stop playing".....she didn't.
So anyway I'm all like don't do it. Don't kiss her. You have a nice fine wholsome chick that you are talking to. You don't even want to go around doing stuff with some other chick.
Anyway....time goes on. Moves get bolder. Temptation gets stronger. ButI keep fighting and winning. Even told her to stop sucking on Steve. (Yeah...your boy was strong enough to stop road head).
So we end up at a house party. And I end up hollaring at my boy for moral support. He was like "Dog....don't do it!"
"Aight man.......aight!! We gonna leave this party, I'm gonna stop her by X-mart so she can get herself a new toy, and then I'm droppin her but off."
"Dog......you gonna fuck if you go by X-mart. Don't do it."
"Naw man....I'm gonna be strong....I'm straight"
So we end up in the parking lot at X-mart.
Some how Steve ends up in her mouth again.
Some how titties end up in my mouth.
Some how my mouth ends up somewhere else....somewhere that was nice and shaved up.
For some reason there was a frantic search for something in a gold wrapper.
And some how random folks saw bare ass bouncing on Steve in the driver's seat of the car.
Then, for whatever reason, I ended up in X-mart feeling like everyone had just seen me having crazy, nasty, ravenous sex that included both trash and dirty talking.
I ended up completely amazed at someone's ability to straddle someone in the front seat of a car like that.
-A Big Nigga Name The BULLY
12 Comments:
You seriously just slayed me. The Adventures of Steve!!!! I loved it!! LMUAO!!!
BWAHAHAH Steve is a damned Dawg!... I ain't even mad at cha, last time I car straddled was at the back of a Synagogue-now turned Jehovah Witness Temple back when I was a nice chick *snort*
i remember car action back in my teens and early twenties. Outside Union Station in DC.
u nasty!
I told you, you weren't ready to be all one on one with ole girl.
*SMH*...and you ate the cootch too. That makes it worse. *still SMH*
Yep...I'm saying I told you so.
i'm reallll mad you call yo wang STEVE, son ::lol::
Damnit, Diva......
ok can we be friends?
I need to eb surroudned with other peoplw that I am assured are not going to heaven. So I dont feel bad about the ish ive done.
LOL great blog
O Hell Bully.
:: sucka punch ::
http://ohellnawl.blogspot.com/2007/11/we-callin-you-out-mfers.html
Blog check FOOL!!!
What? And stop blaming Steve for your indiscretions...that aint nice. Next time Steve might pay you back by not doing what you want him to do.
lol...now wouldn't that be funny!
Diva.....dontchu be wishing no ill will 'pon Steve. He aint never hurt nobody.....well, let me take that back.
That story did NOT help my situation. Thanks Bully! LOL
Aint nothin wrong with a little exhibitoinism (sp?).
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