This is a public service announcement.
Ladies....do not get too comfortable with your dude and think it is ok to bring up the farting business first (this is in exception of the pussy fart.....aka The pussy talking to me...that shit makes me laugh). This especially goes for all the big fat gassy bitches.
So, yeah, broad already fat....ate like Outback Steak house was going out of business. Complained about being full as hell and STILL just had to find a fucking coldstone.
Ol' non body image concerned ass broad.
And then have the nerve to say shit like "Well if you lived up here you could push me to be in the gym and I would work out."
Bitch....I am not Cpt. Save a Ho nor am I Cpt. regain a ho's waistline.
Big belly having ass broad ate all that food and icecream and then got gas and then had the nerve to complain and be like "You mean I gotta get up and go to the bathroom everytime I needto fart?"
Hell yeah...
And I thought A.K.A.'s were the good little priss chicks. Not this one. Well she was like A.K.A.'s......the head was on point. Made a niggas toes curlz de fuckuhp (excuse my french).
Haaaaaa, and then , after she spat out all them throat babies, she had the gall to ask me what I thought about her coming down for a couple days. (Ol' girl must have gotten high off your boys nuttlings)
I had to give her a good quick "Nooooooooo.......that would not be a good idea."
And then I left her to sleep in the bed by herself. Your boy slept like a rock on that damn sofa bed. Now I didn't do that shit to be mean or nothing, but I just really really didn't feel like going out of my fuckin way to make her feel good. I can't sleep with someone in my bed that I don't know. I used to just deal with it and be tired as shit the next day, but broads don't get the priveledge anymore. I say fuck long sleepless nights and fuck your wanting me to lay next to you.
The HSC......I like this chick. She has that Virgin Island blood in her(And we all know how the BULLY loves some Island girls). I mean like I know her pops is straight up VI, but I'm not sure about moms. I do know that she was born over there.
She is 5-2, slim chick. Big BIG boobages. nice dark brown skin and just a really really sweet girl. I don't know what it is about all these little girls that I have seeing come here lately. Usually them girls have been atleast round the 150-160 mark. These last 2-3 have been 120-130 mark. I mean them little chicks with thighs the size of my upper arm. The size 2 type chicks. Funny thing is my moms was a little slim chick when she was younger. When she got pregnant with me she was 5-5 125.
ANyway...your boy is still in Charlotte, N.C. the Queen's City. I'm poppin out tonight, hopefully I'll end up with another story to tell.
-Nuttayballs
So, yeah, broad already fat....ate like Outback Steak house was going out of business. Complained about being full as hell and STILL just had to find a fucking coldstone.
Ol' non body image concerned ass broad.
And then have the nerve to say shit like "Well if you lived up here you could push me to be in the gym and I would work out."
Bitch....I am not Cpt. Save a Ho nor am I Cpt. regain a ho's waistline.
Big belly having ass broad ate all that food and icecream and then got gas and then had the nerve to complain and be like "You mean I gotta get up and go to the bathroom everytime I needto fart?"
Hell yeah...
And I thought A.K.A.'s were the good little priss chicks. Not this one. Well she was like A.K.A.'s......the head was on point. Made a niggas toes curlz de fuckuhp (excuse my french).
Haaaaaa, and then , after she spat out all them throat babies, she had the gall to ask me what I thought about her coming down for a couple days. (Ol' girl must have gotten high off your boys nuttlings)
I had to give her a good quick "Nooooooooo.......that would not be a good idea."
And then I left her to sleep in the bed by herself. Your boy slept like a rock on that damn sofa bed. Now I didn't do that shit to be mean or nothing, but I just really really didn't feel like going out of my fuckin way to make her feel good. I can't sleep with someone in my bed that I don't know. I used to just deal with it and be tired as shit the next day, but broads don't get the priveledge anymore. I say fuck long sleepless nights and fuck your wanting me to lay next to you.
The HSC......I like this chick. She has that Virgin Island blood in her(And we all know how the BULLY loves some Island girls). I mean like I know her pops is straight up VI, but I'm not sure about moms. I do know that she was born over there.
She is 5-2, slim chick. Big BIG boobages. nice dark brown skin and just a really really sweet girl. I don't know what it is about all these little girls that I have seeing come here lately. Usually them girls have been atleast round the 150-160 mark. These last 2-3 have been 120-130 mark. I mean them little chicks with thighs the size of my upper arm. The size 2 type chicks. Funny thing is my moms was a little slim chick when she was younger. When she got pregnant with me she was 5-5 125.
ANyway...your boy is still in Charlotte, N.C. the Queen's City. I'm poppin out tonight, hopefully I'll end up with another story to tell.
-Nuttayballs
posted by RAGING BULL at 5:41 PM
3 Comments:
The pussy talking to me...that shit makes me laugh
NO Bully, NO! (how you gonna kill your sistah like this)
And furtherfucking more You Are DESTROYING my soul for actually going out to dine with Old Girl, be disgusted about her farting,still smash the cookie and then letting her sleep alone, grimy nigga truly is riding again (BITCHES BEWARE!)... I bet you that is one of those shits that now you wont cop out to under no sort of torture.
Dont worry, I've had a few of those.... whaaattt!?!? the head was good!
Noooooo, I did not poke. I'm not given none of them "good deed for the day" fucks no more. About 3.5-5 minutes of my tongue is all she got.
ok...this post was a trip...
"Ol' non body image concerned ass broad."
"Cpt. regain a ho's waistline."
"spat out all them throat babies"
The previous quotes were completely vulgar............but hilarious as hell.....lmbao..chick actually mentioned farts? She is like 9 months too early...
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