Crazy Ass Females......
Yeah.....your boy has been attracting....or maybe I've been attracted to some crazy ass females here lately.
Model chick kinda gets lumped into the crazy chick realm cause of her seeing a psychic and believing that bullshit was the truest shit she ever heard......fuckin' psychic.
Black Beauty.....aka posterchild for the black dude that refuses to date black women because of their attitude and angriness. Never went on a date with the chick. I have just tried to kick it with her.....get to know her a little. I didn't want to just jump on her as soon as she came to town. Didn't wanna try her, it go bad, and then we couldn't even kick it like friends while she was here. (She is here on internship/rotational). Anyway, last thing that happened with that was last week. I invited her over to the spot to watch a video. I tell her to show up like 8ish.
I don't hear from her, so I call her at 830....and leave a message. I call once more 'bout nine, ask her whats up. She says she knocked on the door at 8, I didn't answer and she left.
Ol' girl was straight pissed. I was out of the shower by 804. I had the celly-o-phone in the bathroom with me. When I told her she should have called she got even more pissed and said I should have been ready to open the door at 8...and if she had called what was she supposed to do.....wait?
Damn. That chick was straight trippin. Who goes to someone's spot, knocks like 3 times, and then doesn't atleast try 1 call to see if maybe they weren't just in the bathroom or something? And then who gets super pissed over it? I think she must be going through a ton of stress from something. I mean, I hope she is cause if she is just like that all the time...then chick is just fuckin' nuts. (Oh, and this was the second time she got all super pissed over some simple ass stuff not going exactly how she likes it type shit.)
Outside of the really short temper childishly getting pissed and be just short of throwing a temper tantrum type stuff she really would be the type of chick I would want to kick it with.
Now, the most recent crazy chick is this chick I met online about a year ago. I met her while I was in South Crack and we talked some and then it just fell off. No sweat of this negro's back. I ended up calling her a few weeks ago because the BULLY is gonna be up in her neck of the woods. I wanted suggestions on good places to eat. (Yoooooo, the BULLY is gonna be up in Charlotte, North Crack in a couple of weeks....HOLLA ATCHUR BOY!!) So we kinda started talking on the phone (I wasn't kickin it with model chick so it helped to kinda feel the void....and she is a good educated progressive woman. I always like talking to those types.) Anyway....she has got to talking bout meeting up for the weekend and stuff and or coming to visit and buying me cologne. She has called me three times and sent me a text in one night.
Next time we talk I am going to have to just tell her that she is taking things way more seriously than they are. I really think I should not try to link up with her when I go to North Crack. And If I do I for damn sure better not rip. Cause really, not to sound cocky, but I can tell by how ol' girl is talking that cooze will be there for the taking. Then I would be billed as one of those bad black dudes that messes it up for the good ones because in her head she won't remember that she was the only one talking about visiting and gift buying and all that crap. She will be delusional as shit and will recount the story to all her man hating ass friends that I lead her on and I talked about this and that.
Fuck that.
-the BULLY
Model chick kinda gets lumped into the crazy chick realm cause of her seeing a psychic and believing that bullshit was the truest shit she ever heard......fuckin' psychic.
Black Beauty.....aka posterchild for the black dude that refuses to date black women because of their attitude and angriness. Never went on a date with the chick. I have just tried to kick it with her.....get to know her a little. I didn't want to just jump on her as soon as she came to town. Didn't wanna try her, it go bad, and then we couldn't even kick it like friends while she was here. (She is here on internship/rotational). Anyway, last thing that happened with that was last week. I invited her over to the spot to watch a video. I tell her to show up like 8ish.
I don't hear from her, so I call her at 830....and leave a message. I call once more 'bout nine, ask her whats up. She says she knocked on the door at 8, I didn't answer and she left.
Ol' girl was straight pissed. I was out of the shower by 804. I had the celly-o-phone in the bathroom with me. When I told her she should have called she got even more pissed and said I should have been ready to open the door at 8...and if she had called what was she supposed to do.....wait?
Damn. That chick was straight trippin. Who goes to someone's spot, knocks like 3 times, and then doesn't atleast try 1 call to see if maybe they weren't just in the bathroom or something? And then who gets super pissed over it? I think she must be going through a ton of stress from something. I mean, I hope she is cause if she is just like that all the time...then chick is just fuckin' nuts. (Oh, and this was the second time she got all super pissed over some simple ass stuff not going exactly how she likes it type shit.)
Outside of the really short temper childishly getting pissed and be just short of throwing a temper tantrum type stuff she really would be the type of chick I would want to kick it with.
Now, the most recent crazy chick is this chick I met online about a year ago. I met her while I was in South Crack and we talked some and then it just fell off. No sweat of this negro's back. I ended up calling her a few weeks ago because the BULLY is gonna be up in her neck of the woods. I wanted suggestions on good places to eat. (Yoooooo, the BULLY is gonna be up in Charlotte, North Crack in a couple of weeks....HOLLA ATCHUR BOY!!) So we kinda started talking on the phone (I wasn't kickin it with model chick so it helped to kinda feel the void....and she is a good educated progressive woman. I always like talking to those types.) Anyway....she has got to talking bout meeting up for the weekend and stuff and or coming to visit and buying me cologne. She has called me three times and sent me a text in one night.
Next time we talk I am going to have to just tell her that she is taking things way more seriously than they are. I really think I should not try to link up with her when I go to North Crack. And If I do I for damn sure better not rip. Cause really, not to sound cocky, but I can tell by how ol' girl is talking that cooze will be there for the taking. Then I would be billed as one of those bad black dudes that messes it up for the good ones because in her head she won't remember that she was the only one talking about visiting and gift buying and all that crap. She will be delusional as shit and will recount the story to all her man hating ass friends that I lead her on and I talked about this and that.
Fuck that.
-the BULLY
posted by RAGING BULL at 1:00 PM
1 Comments:
Bwhahaha you are having my same luck... but in pussy!, I'm attracting all sorts of short, old ass daddies with attachments right off the bat like i said I want to marry an old suggardaddy instead of I want to smash a hot delectable hunk of man!
Yeah guys get clingy but crazy bitches are the worse cause they dont just come in one sort the come in a variety of flavors, like you stage 5 clinger, the psychic seeing one (I have a friend like that who stays talking about aura and chakras and shit) and the angry woman who finds rejection and paranoia even where there is none!
Datingworld is all sorts of Fun!
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