P-90X

Consider this some sort of PSA:

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-Fin




So, I'm eating my breakfast....well, my sister says I actually drink my breakfast. She has a point. I do Oatmeal for breakfast and I make it with extra water so I can gulp it on down easy. (Shit, I went though a period where I put enough water in it to be able to drink it with a straw.....and I did drink it with a straw, which my sister deemed "Gross") Anyway....if i was on a boat I'd be eating oatmeal ON A MUTHAFUGGIN BOAT.

Ok, that P-90x shit. Supposed to work based on that muscle confusion principle. That shit is a very valid principle. I mean, it really is. So, I'm gonna be traveling a lot and the P-90x program has been seeming quite interesting, inviting,......tempting even (if you don't like my gratuitous use of commas, BLOW ME) , so I decided to start checking it out, getting my research on. Sssoooooo, I find out that shit is an everyday program......EVERY FUCKING DAY type program. On top of the everyday shit, it's like twice a day part of the fuckin' time.

Every fuckin' day, sometimes twice a day, for 90 fuckin days? Lets see 90/7 = like, damn near 13 weeks = like 3 and a quarter fuckin months.

Fuckin bananas.

Oh, and the workouts are around 45-60 minutes long

Not saying the shit doesn't work, or that it is super calo crazy, but at an hour a day, sometimes twice a day I don't give a fuck what you fuckin' do, you will lose wieght and get in in better shape.

Here is a list of shit that it you do it for 1-2 hours a day for 3.25 months straight will get you in shape:
1) Walking around the neighbor hood
2) Fuckin'
3) Vigorously masterbating while watching people fugg
4) Swimming
5) Painting a fuggin house
6) J-settin'
7) Vogueing down the toilet papaer Aisl in Walmart
8) Talking tough and doing tough things
9) Doing hoodrat things

And that is just a short list.


Point I am trying to make is that if you have the dedication and motivation to do shit just do it, don't pay some ass that has prolly been lipoed and roided out and shit $120 bucks just to do what he did. Just be dedicated and do shit.

Now, if you are wondering if I still am thinking about ordering that shit....well, yes, i am. But I'm not gonna do it until after I hae spent 13 weeks doing the following:
1) Fuggin
2) Vigorously Masterbating while watching people fugg
3) Hoodrat things
4) Talking tough and doing tough things
5) Painting a fuggin' house
6) Puttin' niggas in my Kufi category

-the BULLY

Twice the MAN she is used to.

Sooooo I was talkin to Slim Chick #2 last night and she asked me what my ex looked like. I told her that the ex was her complete opposite. Tall, dark, and kinda built like Serena...just smaller, but same shape. And we end up going into what type of girls do I like and all that. I told her that I LOVE women. I like big amazons and little petite types as long as they have a womanly figure (I'm all about the hourglass shape).

So I ask her what her dudes have looked like. She tells me about her height (she is 5'-2" I think) and lean.

Me:...So you are used to dudes that are about 130-140lbs
her: Yeah...but they were really lean
Me: Sooooo you like dudes that are literally half my size (5'9" 260lbs....all sexual beast)..........What in the hell are you doing talking to me?
Her: Because I like you...that's why.


Slim Chick #1, on the other hand, likes big dudes...but I don't know if she really likes me or Steve. I think she likes me, but its Steve that makes her make that extra effort to actually come see me. (She constantly flaked out on me before I banged her out.)

I think I need to start working on a couple more team members.

I have one chick that I think likes me for sex more than anything and another that likes my personality and stuff, but I don't think she is sexaully attracted to me.

I must give Slim Chick #2 a fair chance. We have only hung out in person twice and the second time was when she found out I was banging other chick. She went back home a couple weeks ago and won't be back until June 8 (She is in Grad school and has a break between spring and summer semmesters). I really gotta wait and see how she is physically around me before I can definitively tell if she is digging the big body or not.

Anyway...I've been training pretty damn hard lately and I feel great!!

I've started running with this Chick..she is about 132lbs (Thick little broad)...trying to drop 6lbs so she can fit in her size 3-4 clothes right. She is about 5'4" and in her early to mid 30's and the ass is sick.....I'm tombout SIIIICCCCKKK!! Me and work out partner used to refer to her as "Basketball" cause....yeah, the booty looks like a basket ball sittin up and out on that backside. she has a boyfriend and a kid.......but I am the BULLY and that is all I am going to say about that.

Shit is going pretty good. I got 1 week left 'til I am all up in M-I-Yayo. Your boy is gonna be loose on that damn juice, and wildin' out with his boys (TEAM DIESEL in that bitch....t-shirts coming soon). If I see you and touch your booty don't even act like you mad cause 1) I'm just playin...you know we cool and 2) You know you like that shit.

-the Muthafuckin' BULLY