I'm back for now.

Soooooo, yeah, your boy has been extra ghost for a lil over a month.

BLOW ME!!

I been doing shit, not doing shit, waiting to hear back on shit, not hearing back from shit, putting up with shit, getting rid of shit, been a lil shitty, been treated a lil shitty and all that there like that there. In the end….I’m still me and I still say “Fuck all that shit!”

So…I guess I’ll begin updating y’all with the female situation.

Me and the Amazon are still kickin it hard as hell……….HHHAAAAAAaaaaaa!!! PSYCH, niggas…PSYCH YO’ MIND, MAKE YO’ BOOTY SHINE!!

What had happened was she had some issues with her apartment. Water leaked into her joint from the apt above and shit got to smelling all musty and moldy and shit. Not to healthy/safe….especially since she has a 5 month old. She decided to get outta there and crash with a friend for a bit (She was already supposed to be moving into another apt in a 1.5 weeks anyway). Here is how that went down.

Ring Ring
BULLY: Hello
Amazon: Hey….blah blah, My friends roommate just came home with a dog and I think my baby is allergic to dogs…
BULLY: What the fuck???? So Your girl just showed up and saw her room mate with a dog in the joint?
Amazon: Yeah…blah blah blah
BULLY (I thought the shit sounded kinda fucked up, but she was upset and had the baby and all that. I didn’t want to make things worse/upset her anymore with my interrogating soooo..): That’s fucked up. Just come up here. Come stay with me.

Now, I am 27.5 years old. Never had a room mate. Only people I have ever shared a house with for more than five days was Moms and my sis. This shit wasn’t gonna be easy , but I wanted to help her out…..yeah, so I’m bitch like that.

Sooooo, she’s staying with me. Now, BULLY as I am, I still believe in respecting people’s homes and all that and showing tremendous amounts of gratitude when they let you stay there…and especially when they are helping you out. Like, if I come to stay at your place for 3 or more days I’m gonna hit the grocery store for you. Replace the bottle of juice that I killed. Maybe cook you some dinner and shit. When I leave I pretty much like shit to be about where it was before I came, if not better. Amazon….. not so much.

Don’t get me wrong, she did do some things, and I did appreciate it very much. She made my bed everyday, did my laundry and folded it up, she wiped down my kitchen counter top once or twice and loaded my dishwasher once or so. She cooked once and bought me dinner twice. That shit was real nice.

But, looking at the whole picture it wasn’t even. 10-11 days and I was provided for 3 meals (Guess who provided US with meals the rest of the time. And the one time that she cooked she packed the leftovers for her lunch the next day. Didn’t even offer it to a nig). She did my laundry, but she ran my washer and dryer a ton. While she was there my shit didn’t go 2 days with out running. And yes, the vast VAST majority of the shit getting washed and dried was hers and her baby’s. She was even using the hot water and shit.


Eventually I had to start asking her to get shit. I asked her to bring home some paper towels and a case of bottled water. The next day she wanted food from this restaurant that she was fiending for and said she was gonna get that for dinner. I said “cool”. She gets the dinner, she tells me she wants some cookies so I go and get some cookie dough (Yeah, another time where She did something, but got something in return also. It didn’t really work for me like that). We eat, and we are full and happy then she puts on the sweet voice and goes “I forgot to get the bottled water and paper towels today.” (Call me stuck on thinking people are trying to run game, but the way that came across to me was that she thought that since she bought dinner that I wouldn’t worry about having her get the paper towels and stuff)

BULLY: That’s ok……you can get them tomorrow.

Anyway, so that’s how shit was going (I’m not even gonna say nothing about my toaster over that she tried to cook a pop tart in and ended up burning shit the fuck up. Had my joint smelling smokey as hell…and this was after I had been gone to the gym for like an hour and the glass door and window had been open. Toaster oven never got cleaned and she only left it in there for a minute…..Yeah, in a minute that bitch smoked enough to permeate my apt and leave the paint on the top of my toaster oven all fucked up as if there was hot fiyah and flames and shit …yeah, really)

So after her being there for a week and a half I go to help her move into her new apt. It was rainy as hell (Yeah, tropical storm Faye was in that bitch) and I’m helping her pack up the rest of her shit and move. I’m up in her kitchen helping her pack up her shit and why is her motherfuckin Fridge and pantry CHOCKED FULL OF SHIT?
CHOCKED FUCKIN’ FULL.

BULLY: Why didn’t you bring some of this food up to my place
Amazon: It would have been out of my way to come here then go up to your place.

Y’all I went way outta my fucking way to do shit and help this female out. I fuckin let her live with me for a week and a half. Moved her big shit (sofa, love seat and dining room set) into my mom’s garage while she waited on her new place to open up. Y’all, I even burned a half day’s vacation to go down and help her get her shit together so she could get out of the moldy musty ass apartment. A halfday. I’m a fuckin’ engineer. I get payed pretty fuckin well. A half a fuckin day is waaaayyyyy more than fuckin $60. But this chick couldn’t take an extra 40 minutes outta her day to bring some food to feed her and the guy nice enough to let her and her 5 month old stay with him so that they didn’t have to stay in a moldy musty ass apartment.

So, yeah, I told her how I felt like I went outta my way to do stuff for her and felt like I wasn’t getting it back. She told me that I wasn’t being fair because she has a kid and has to work a second job and she is tired at the end of the day.

Yeah, she pretty much told me that since she has to do more I have to settle for less.

YYYYyyyeeeeaaahhhhh, ok. Well. Whatever. I did someone some good deeds and shit. Ok. I finished helping her move (put in a total of about 7-8 hours) then went and got her food from Burger King when I was done. And as far as relationship shit went I was done. I still wanted to be friends and kick it with her some, but there wasn’t anyway I could see me being with someone that has such different views on something like that. I’m a very generous, appreciative type person, but I like to get it back. I’ll understand if there is shit that you can’t do, but I’m not down with shit when you just won’t do cause it isn’t easy for you.

Anyway….the next weekend I’m out at a cookout that she invited me to. It was at her friend’s place. The same friend that had the room mate that just up and came home with a dog. Now by now, as told by the Amazon, the room mate had gotten rid of the dog because she realized that she would not have the time for it…….Yeeeaahhh.

So, I’m there, playing some spades and I ask “So, what did room mate do with the dog?”

Amazon’s friend was like ”…..Dog? What dog? My room mate didn’t ever have a dog. Where did you get that from?”

Yeah…..Amazon had done told me a story and played your boy like a poo-butt.

I blew her out in front of her friends…yeah, cause I’m tacky like that. I later texted with her a bunch to give her a chance to make some since outta shit, but she never came up with a decent story.

She went with :”Oh, well, I really just misunderstood the roommate. She told me she was thinking about getting a dog and then ended up not getting it.”
And shit like : “I did question friend when she said the room mate never had a dog….you just didn’t hear me”

Yeah, she got me. So, now I don’t really see me being friends with her anymore. Moms BULLY damn sure don’t like the chick anymore. Funny thing is….her furniture is still in Mom’s garage.

-the Muthafuckin' BULLY

P.s.:My little chick fetish has kinda kicked back in........Slim Chick #1 is doing quite well nowadays.

Twice the MAN she is used to.

Sooooo I was talkin to Slim Chick #2 last night and she asked me what my ex looked like. I told her that the ex was her complete opposite. Tall, dark, and kinda built like Serena...just smaller, but same shape. And we end up going into what type of girls do I like and all that. I told her that I LOVE women. I like big amazons and little petite types as long as they have a womanly figure (I'm all about the hourglass shape).

So I ask her what her dudes have looked like. She tells me about her height (she is 5'-2" I think) and lean.

Me:...So you are used to dudes that are about 130-140lbs
her: Yeah...but they were really lean
Me: Sooooo you like dudes that are literally half my size (5'9" 260lbs....all sexual beast)..........What in the hell are you doing talking to me?
Her: Because I like you...that's why.


Slim Chick #1, on the other hand, likes big dudes...but I don't know if she really likes me or Steve. I think she likes me, but its Steve that makes her make that extra effort to actually come see me. (She constantly flaked out on me before I banged her out.)

I think I need to start working on a couple more team members.

I have one chick that I think likes me for sex more than anything and another that likes my personality and stuff, but I don't think she is sexaully attracted to me.

I must give Slim Chick #2 a fair chance. We have only hung out in person twice and the second time was when she found out I was banging other chick. She went back home a couple weeks ago and won't be back until June 8 (She is in Grad school and has a break between spring and summer semmesters). I really gotta wait and see how she is physically around me before I can definitively tell if she is digging the big body or not.

Anyway...I've been training pretty damn hard lately and I feel great!!

I've started running with this Chick..she is about 132lbs (Thick little broad)...trying to drop 6lbs so she can fit in her size 3-4 clothes right. She is about 5'4" and in her early to mid 30's and the ass is sick.....I'm tombout SIIIICCCCKKK!! Me and work out partner used to refer to her as "Basketball" cause....yeah, the booty looks like a basket ball sittin up and out on that backside. she has a boyfriend and a kid.......but I am the BULLY and that is all I am going to say about that.

Shit is going pretty good. I got 1 week left 'til I am all up in M-I-Yayo. Your boy is gonna be loose on that damn juice, and wildin' out with his boys (TEAM DIESEL in that bitch....t-shirts coming soon). If I see you and touch your booty don't even act like you mad cause 1) I'm just playin...you know we cool and 2) You know you like that shit.

-the Muthafuckin' BULLY

My life since the last post

Ok, yeah, I have been wanting to post something new for a whizzile, but I wanted my boy, the Gringo, to have a long time of exposure up here. Wanted e'rybody to read his ish.

Anyway, there has been a good amount of fun shit going on muh life. I have gone from being single and lonely, banging out my bottom broad on the weekends due to neccessity, and being a little lonely to dating 3 chicks and being the owner of an approx 3 yr old Yorkie named Paco (Short for Apocalypse).

Yeah, pretty good times.

Lets get into the meat of things......

First new chick...the Hairdresser

I met her at a restaurant/lounge thing. She was givin mad attitude and I was diggin it. We hit it off, we ended up kickin it latenight at the beauty parlor where she works and she sold me some razorbump cream for my face.

We have kicked it a couple of times, had a good time together. She told me how she didn't want to do anything with me early into getting to know each other. Well....if you bring shit up like that around more than a couple times I'm gonna take it as a challenge. I'm competitive as hell and I like to win.

Sooooo one night she took me out to dinner, and while we were out she said something like "I like my men to have a little thug in them". yeah, she asked me if I had any thug in me and a nigga was like "Nope!"

She goes "If something goes down I need to know I'm with someone thats gonna take care of me"

Me: "Naaawww, I will be QUICK to call the cops. I mean, yeah, I'm a gun toter, but that shit is for just in case...emergency type shit. IfI can avoid using it/getting in any kind of shit I will. I have waaaaayyyy too much going on for me in my life to blow it on some no count mofo."

But I still gave her the benefit of the doubt, figured maybe that was her country ass way of saying she likes a protective type dude. We leave the restaurant, go back to her place, kick it, she brought up the not doing anything type thing........I smashed and left. She then sent me messages tombout she shouldn't have done that....now I was gonna just see her the same as the other chicks that I was/am knokin' off and all that. Well....she shouldn't have challenged the BULLY. I like to win.

Next day or so I get a text and she is all geeked up about a pic I have on myspace with my lil sis. We have gold grills in our mouths. They are fake, but were fun as hell. She was mmmaaaddd geeked over it. I talked to her later that night and she says something about She was surprised that I would have a grill seeing how all my friends were white......I was like "WHAT??? Did you even look at my top 8?"

her: Oh, well, all the people in your pics are white. (and then kinda quietly, under her breath says)"It would explain how you talk"

I asked what the hell she said and she was like "Nothing...there is nothing wrong with the way you talk" and all that.

I told her how much it pisses me off when folks want to call me white or white acting/talking.

Anyway, I saw the comment she left on said pic on myspace and that shit said something like "I knew you had some thug in you. Keep it up!"

That shit is sooooo UUUGGHHHHH to me. Her ass is being phased out as we speak. Right now she is at the "Not getting text messages replied to stage" Which will shortly be followed by the "Your whole thing about liking thugs has really turned me off from trying to pursue a relationship with you" type talk. I'll tell her we can be friends, but that is about it.

She was the only thick/kinda big chick on the roster.

The other 2.....little slim chicks. The biggest one (The High School Crush) weighs about 120-125 (She is great arm candy...anyone that I know that has seen her always tells me she is pretty) and is around 5' 4". They are both really sweet. The other one...I'll call her little ass Fiesty, cause she is, is a Grad Student at a little University 'round here (she is cute as hell too). She says she just loves to cook and all that and is showing hellafied amounts of interest (Like inviting me to go with her to a beach vacay where her whole fam will be). I likey her little bold ass. I don't even think I'm gonna hollar at anymore chicks for a while. I'm good with just my 2 little chicks that you could combine their weights and they still not weigh as much as the BULLY.

Oh, and I competed in Highland Games this weekend and kicked much ass.

And yeah, I have a Yorkie now. Ok, he isn't really mine. He belongs to a female friend of mine that is too busy to really keep him.. Since I kinda want a dog, but don't have room for a dog the size that I want I got Paco.

-the BULLY