Sometimes I almost forget.....

Yeah, some times I almost forget that I am the Muthafuckin' BULLY. Then slightly bullyish stuff happens, I remember and then I do slightly more bullyish stuff for the fun of it.

Ok, completely unrelated and random: One of those student loan commercials just came on. Mufuggas tomboutsum trying to let everyone know they are seperate from the gubment and fannie mae and shit. Thats cool. What's not cool is that they had a bitch on there tombout some "I'm making payments while I'm in school so my debt won't be so high when I get out"

BITCH!!!

How the fuck you gonna have money to make payments on the loan you have taken? If you can make the payment then you don't need the damn loan.

Anyway......

Soooo, I'm guessing what has me feeling Bullyish right abouts now...... I'll tell you in any old order:

• I got kinda big ballsy and assertive over some shit at work with folks that are at my manager's level and above. (I don't run off at the mouth while not knowing what the fuck I am tombout.....sooooooo me gettin all ballsy means I am really startin' to be knowledgeable and a Strong Player in my position. Thats that good shit)
• I had some hot sexxxy ass sex this weekend
• Ol' girl talked some ol' Head blowin up ass shit to me after we had some hot sexxxy ass sex. (Tomboutsum "We're gonna need to get some length taken off your penis......." (This is because her cervix be hurtin' the hell outta her ass and she cramps and shit after sex) Had me all like "Baby, I can try to not go in all the way if you think that will help" Shiiiiiiittttt, I know Steve is average sized, but it is still nice and sweet to hear a chick talk about yo shit like you can knock down the Great Wall of China in this bitch. But don't get it twisted and sleep on Steve cause he is average sized. That nigga is MAGICAL!!)
• I'm thinking about renaming Steve and calling him The Cervixanator.
• I accidentally shot a text to Goldie (Goldie is the chick I fucked around, lost my mind for a minute and kissed all in the mouth while I was in South Beach for Memorial Day Weekend) last night (Her and Slim Chick have the same name) Texted Big Chris about it and he asked me if I was gonna try to pursue her. I told him hell naw, but since I'm gonna be where she lives, Seattle, in Feb that I would hollar at her then....ty to get in what I can get in......giggity. Shiiiiittttt, she was fine.
• Accidentally textin Goldie has made me want to shoot a text to Hips. Hips was the married one with the wide ass hips that I was feeling pretty hard. (Whatever.......a nigga is sooooo allowed to get weekend crushes on trips like that)
  

Shiiiiittttt, I'm gettin caught up on Facebook Messages and shit and I know I need o get out to the track.

Fuck this....I'm out.


-the Muthafuggin BULLY