You need to check your man and his bitch ass ways, not the BULLY and his bullish ways
Hey Tiff!!
I especially want your opinion on this here shit.
So...... I got this good.... or maybe used to be good female friend from back in college. We have gone through periods of being real tight and then periods of not being too tight. I had a thing for chick for a WHILE. There, I said it.....I doubt it was all that big of a secret anyfuckingway. So me and chick kinda had a funny relationship. Ok, well, my relationships with female friends are usually always kinda funny. Most of my female friends were either interested in me, or me in them....or atleast we wanted to fuck one another. (Shiiiiittt, I can't help that I'm a sexy motherfuckah).
so like I said, we have a kinda funny relationship. And pair that with me being the innapropriate guy that I am...I always make little jokes and comments, it is laughed at and all that. She knows my heart.
So one day, after not talking for atleast 3-4 months she calls me and tells me she has lost like 26lbs. I'm all like "cool" and "congrats" and shit, then I tell her she should shoot me some pics in a matching bra and boyshort set. She laughs, calls me silly, then gets off the phone to get on her train.
cool.
So that evening or next day or some shit I see her new pics posted on Myspace. Chick was lookin pretty damn good. So the next morning I shoot her a text like "I just saw your new pics on myspace....Yeah, you def need to shoot me a pic of you in your matching bra and boyshort set"
Whatever.
Sooooo, I get a call from ol' girl that evening and she is kinda hot with your boy. What happened was she accidentally left her phone at the crib that day. When she got home her "soulmate" was not speaking and shit and acting all cunty. She took dude to work or something then checked her messages and saw that I had sent a message and that shit was not marked new.
So she starts going off on me because what I did was inapropriate and how she has serious b-friend and all this jibber jabber. And how now her boyfriend was all mad at her over this shit and not speaking to her and all that. That shit pissed your boy off, but since we are "good friends" I didn't go off on her ass. She is lucky as Hale for that. She should pray and thank G-d for that. All I said was "O-k" she finished her bitchin, said by and I hung up.
But real talk. Thats some ol' fuckshit on her and his fault. He is displaying tremendous amounts of bitchassness and she is displaying a tremendous amount of bitchassness love and bitchass cuntiness empowerment.
Bitch ass gonna get mad at HER, for some shit I sent. And then she is gonna get mad atME for HIS bitchass checking into a private communication between me and her.
Whatever....that shit happened a while ago and I aint never say nothin bout it to anyone, but I thought about it while I was in the gym and got kinda pissed so I figured I blog about it.
Am I wrong, though? Like that shit is almost as bad as something like me Calling Tiff "Titty Tiffany" on here and her boyfriend gettin all hot at her about it. It doesn't mean anything and its nothing I haven't been doing for years. Didn't do it in his face all disrespectful, just bullshit between friends.
Talk to your boy....
-the BULLY
I especially want your opinion on this here shit.
So...... I got this good.... or maybe used to be good female friend from back in college. We have gone through periods of being real tight and then periods of not being too tight. I had a thing for chick for a WHILE. There, I said it.....I doubt it was all that big of a secret anyfuckingway. So me and chick kinda had a funny relationship. Ok, well, my relationships with female friends are usually always kinda funny. Most of my female friends were either interested in me, or me in them....or atleast we wanted to fuck one another. (Shiiiiittt, I can't help that I'm a sexy motherfuckah).
so like I said, we have a kinda funny relationship. And pair that with me being the innapropriate guy that I am...I always make little jokes and comments, it is laughed at and all that. She knows my heart.
So one day, after not talking for atleast 3-4 months she calls me and tells me she has lost like 26lbs. I'm all like "cool" and "congrats" and shit, then I tell her she should shoot me some pics in a matching bra and boyshort set. She laughs, calls me silly, then gets off the phone to get on her train.
cool.
So that evening or next day or some shit I see her new pics posted on Myspace. Chick was lookin pretty damn good. So the next morning I shoot her a text like "I just saw your new pics on myspace....Yeah, you def need to shoot me a pic of you in your matching bra and boyshort set"
Whatever.
Sooooo, I get a call from ol' girl that evening and she is kinda hot with your boy. What happened was she accidentally left her phone at the crib that day. When she got home her "soulmate" was not speaking and shit and acting all cunty. She took dude to work or something then checked her messages and saw that I had sent a message and that shit was not marked new.
So she starts going off on me because what I did was inapropriate and how she has serious b-friend and all this jibber jabber. And how now her boyfriend was all mad at her over this shit and not speaking to her and all that. That shit pissed your boy off, but since we are "good friends" I didn't go off on her ass. She is lucky as Hale for that. She should pray and thank G-d for that. All I said was "O-k" she finished her bitchin, said by and I hung up.
But real talk. Thats some ol' fuckshit on her and his fault. He is displaying tremendous amounts of bitchassness and she is displaying a tremendous amount of bitchassness love and bitchass cuntiness empowerment.
Bitch ass gonna get mad at HER, for some shit I sent. And then she is gonna get mad atME for HIS bitchass checking into a private communication between me and her.
Whatever....that shit happened a while ago and I aint never say nothin bout it to anyone, but I thought about it while I was in the gym and got kinda pissed so I figured I blog about it.
Am I wrong, though? Like that shit is almost as bad as something like me Calling Tiff "Titty Tiffany" on here and her boyfriend gettin all hot at her about it. It doesn't mean anything and its nothing I haven't been doing for years. Didn't do it in his face all disrespectful, just bullshit between friends.
Talk to your boy....
-the BULLY
Labels: Bitchassness, Shout outs
posted by RAGING BULL at 3:33 PM
21 Comments:
I agree with you...prime example of bitchassness by both parties involved lol. Clearly he's insecure because he got mad at something you sent, and she prob just blacked on you because it seemed like the right thing to do since she was in the dog house lol...love the blog by the way :)
I been readin this blog for a minute but never felt compelled to speak however i couldnt help it this time...the hell was he doin checkin her messages in the first place?! Yes, I strongly agree with ms. jones buddy is seriously insecure in that relationship she shouldnt have come at you like that in the first place, if she didnt want you to address her in that manner before this incident then she shouldve stepped up and said something, not wait till she got in the doghouse. Fuk-em both and they bitch ass ways!!
"titty tiffany" oh christ! make it stop! matter of fact dont, cuz i really like it.
-KB
Bitchassness ... I sniff out the air and all I smell is No game having Bitchassness... On both their parts cause u'm , you DELETE anything too compromising or missreadable via text, not ifs or buts!!!
Why? cause without the vantage point of background info
or context or fucking anything ANYTHING can be read terribly wrong, so the lessons here are:
Check Yoself
Check Your Man
Get some damned game and Delete any messages with dick, insinuations to or fro and them naked pics you took of yourself that you sent to a few diff dudes
I blame her. F him and his jealous ass ways. She had no problem with it when he didn't know about... now she just looking for a place, to place blame cause her shit done been uncovered. She likes the attention you give her, cause if not she would have put a stop to it a long time ago.
Being that this is the case you are not at fault at all, nor is he.
She is.
She's allowed it to go down for this long cause its cool with her, and if she wanted to change the rules once she got a dude, she should have pointed that shit out upfront and right away, before anything went down.
Dumb ass chicks....
man....if she was so serious, she should have told you in the first place so you would have known! and LMAO at him checking her phone..LMAO OMG...wow! I'm glad those days are over! she shouldn't have went off on you like that. BTW, what kind of pics were they on myspace?
Well...I'll offer a different standpoint. There's alot that you have to look at.
You say you two haven't spoken in a few months? So chances are, she hasn't told him about you. Yes, he was wrong for being her business & going through her phone like that. But I think he has every reason to be upset. It doesn't mean he's insecure. It just means that some random dude she calls "a good friend" just sent her a text regarding her myspace pics (lets be real, anytime myspace comes up in a situation, its for the devil) & matching underwear.
Shit, I'd be concerned too if I was him.
Who is dude that is suddenly your best buddy and wants to see pics that should be reserved to me?
If some dude did that to your girl, you'd just shrug it off? (nevermind the fact that he went snooping in the first place; I know plenty of couples who allow one another to read texts/answer phone calls)
As for her...she fucked up lol
Fever....she has been with dude for over a year I think. I'm not some new friend. Hell, when she went through her no man periods we chatted it up all the time.
Her pics on myspace are are fine. Hell, she is not even showing cleavage. They just show how much smaller she is.
But, yeah, I should have expected as much. We chat it up when she is between men, and completely lose touch when she is involved.
Maybe we aren't as good a friends as I thought.....yeah, thats pretty fuckin obvious.
Been reading your blog since the object of your affection posted a comment on my blog regarding some serious bitchassness to the Nth degree...but I shall digress...
if she "loses touch" with you whenever she has her new dick du jour dont you think its a rather telling example of who she really is...or are you her security blanket? I hate when people do that high school ish way into their twenties...loose track of their peeps because the goodies have them stupified.
Whatever the case may be, its not like you asked her to take kitty shots after a brazilian wax...so her man needs to relax, she needs to stop being tight with you and the bitchassness must cease and desist before someone gets their feelings REALLY hurt.
I think you have every right to be upset. First, when you initially said, "I'd like to see u in your bra and boy shorts" she laughed it off. Therefore, she doesn't have a problem with having such conversations with you. She is only upset that her man found out smh. I firmly believe that couples should be able to do and say things that they would say to others around their significant other, and if you can't, you shouldn't be saying it.
It's there business if he went through her text, maybe that's something they are comfortable doing within their relationship but your friend shouldn't take it out on you that she got caught having a conversation she encouraged.
P.S. it's refreshing reading a man's blog :)
Don't go looking for shit if you can't handle what you might find right? So ol' boy found something he didn't like. Instead of callin you up and findin out what the real deal was he pouted like a lil punk ass bitch. Then she wanna get mad at you? Lame.
Defendering on how he reacted her would determine the amount of bitchassness that was displayed. But if I saw a text message from another man in my girls phone like that her and I would have a problem. Cause in my mind its ilke damn what other bra and panty pics you sending this nigga. Even if I knew you existed I would wonder why this so called " good friend" is asking my girl for bra and panty pics. And I am sure that a lot of you females would check your dude if a female sent him a message asking for a picture of him in his boxer briefs.
man aint shit wrong with what you did. her man pulled a bitch move and that's it. but it makes more sense for him to get mad at her than for him to get mad at you (as some guys do). imagine how different this story would have been if he call your phone talking a bunch of craziness.
but it was fucked up how she got mad at you about it. she the one that slipped up. oh well nothing you can do now.
this is one of those situations with no real clear side.on the one hand i would be mad as hell too if i found out my girl was carrying on like this with some dude.thats why i dont like her to have guy friends because thats how we are.we dont care if ashanti is with nelly,if she gives us a chance we gonna holler.nelly be damned.
if she got a man aint no place for the bully in her life.thats the way i see it.
I guess I never told you about my man getting mad at me about them inappropriate ass comments you left on my page about titty pics for your birthday, or some other nasty comment you left. I diffused the situation, because well I know that "ridiculously inappropriate" is your thing. I just gotta do a better job of policing my page :)
And might I add, You weren't the only one calling my "Titty" in school, what can I say...they's like that.
Oh, I forgot to comment on the situation. Yeah that's kind of messed up she's mad at you but I can understand why. She viewed your comment as just you being you. Her man saw it as disrespect, and got on her about something she thought was innocent. I don't know if I would have cussed you out about it, but I completely understand her frustration.
if his insecure azz would have never went in HER phone he wouldn't have seen what was meant for HER!
bitchassness @ it's finest!
Ha...hahahahahaha. Ain't nobody can tell the truth anymore.
They deserve each other and you're just providing them with entertainment.
Bully the Entertainer...got a nice ring to it.
First, does QQ have EVERYONE saying cunty?
Anyway, her dude is WACKKKKKKK for that. And she's wack for going off on you like that. If she didn't want you sending that type of communication, she should have said so. Period. Silly broad.
fuck that bitch and her authentic ass insecure man.
checkin her phone was a bitchmove. giving the silent treatment...extra bitchy. They deserve each other
when the bitch calls in five years cause he's cheating on her, laugh and hang up on the bitch cause her man is suspect as shit right now.
fuck em
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