Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Hhhmmmmm….Ionno…..

So, y’all, Shug went out with a dude, by her description, that looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Well, maybe not, but he was white and his hair is all crazy and he was tall, sooooo SHAGGY from Scooby Doo.

So, the BULLY, how does this make you feel?

Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.

Ok, the BULLY, how does it make you feel that Shug is going out on dates with and kicking’ it with a white dude?

Oh…..uummmmm…. Kinda.

What do you mean “Kinda”?

I mean…whatever.

Whatever?

Yeah, you dizzy ass broad, whatever. I really don’t give a shat. Good for her to be able to go out with Johnny Whitebread somewhere up in Alabama and still be fine with it. Me, I mean Myself, like…I’m tonbout the BULLY couldn’t do it. Hell, in this bap ass little town up in south central Ga. I get stared at enough when I go out with Bi-chick. ( I mean, yeah she is a pretty chick… a big pretty chick that is pretty fly) and she aint even white, well she kinda is….like halfway, but she just looks lightskinned. If I were to be all up and out with Susy Whitebread I know folks would be staring harder den a mug, prolly asking for the BULLY to let them hit my knuckles with their face or something.

Seriously though, I would just feel plain out funny going out with a white chick. And it seems to be a lot more socially acceptable for a black woman to go out with a white man. And something else that’s funny, a point brought up by this dude that Ma Bully works with brought up one time. He was married to a white chick, said it was the worst decision he ever made and now really really dislikes white women. The thing he brought up was that you never see powerful, successful, well to do white women with black dudes. Its true. I can only think of one and that is that model chick that married Seal….and he isn’t really black (when I say black I mean American negroid).

The whole trade thing is all fucked up when it comes to trade agreement thing we have with white folks. Their men take (and a lot of time they are the really well to do types, pretty much the exact opposite busted, sloppy fat, trailer park, trashy, un-educated, low self esteem havin’ skank ass white women that black men just seem to love) our great (on virtually all fronts) successful black women (Shug). It’s like we are trading our diamonds for their trash.

Whats really up with that?

Ionno, but I betcha you won’t catch me booing up anyone’s trash, real talk. (don’t get that confused with the chick that can be a little trashy…the BULLY kinda likes…..and some of the trashy sex havingest chicks that I have known have been some highly educated, getting master’s/ bout to start going for that Ph.D. type chick…..smart and nasty is my type of girl…..giggity)

-the MuthaFuckin BULLY

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