Damn....where to begin?
Soooooo, yeah, your boy the MuthaFuckin' BULLY hasn't really posted a damn thang in damn near forever. Yeah, I've been living life....having a couple different experiences and all that shit. I don't even know where to fuckin start.....if I should even try to catch y'all niggas up.
Shit.....I'll just start typing and see where it takes me.
I've been dating this chick now for a few weeks. She is a pretty nice girl. She is a very attractive (Small girl with good size boobies.....size o or 2 depending on the brand pants and 34 D's and a pretty face) chick....one of them chick that makes it quite beneficial for a nigga to stay in the gym, keep his fight game on point. (An example is the time I took her to this little spot back in Tally, Mt. Zion, its a little hood, but not too bad. Anyway, we were up on each other all night, and when we go to leave, we pass by some dude and reaches out and touches her....and she wasn''t even really fixed up). We connected pretty quick...started spending a lot of time. She is from Brooklyn...and real New York City like. We sleep with each other so much till it feels funny when we are sleeping in the same bed. And that is literally just us sleeping together...not rippin'...not giving each other mouth hugs or nothing...just some kissin and a little bit of pat and tickle here and there....real PG. And no...I can't believe it either.
I met this cool ass bi-o-sexual chick a few weeks ago too. Mad cool...just like me, called me out on all my bullshit, and I liked it. She said she already knew my whole angle of attack be cause we were both the same zodiac (one day apart at that....me Feb. 26...her Feb. 27) She has a girlfriend, prefers chicks over dudes, but gets a little kack craving erry now and then. She said she wanted me to meet her girlfriend, and all kick it. I really had hopes of knocking either her and maybe even her girlfriend in maybe a drunken night of ignance. But if me and her never hook up on some freaky sex, I would still want to kick it with her as a friend, cause we click so well.
This friend of a friend's friend ended up having to do her physical therapy rotational here in my South Ga. town. I peep a few pics of her via facebook and chick is pretty damn nice. A real gymhead type chick and as dark as she wanna be......my type of girl.....on that level, and then she gets here and she is hella cool. She is a bit of a smart ass, she gets all pissed of at people really easy at stuff, self confident, balsy. I like all that stuff. She doesn't have big boobages, but that ass is nice.....I mean like DAMN, but she is a little a slim chick, size 2, but she is my height. The other one, I'll call her Model Chick, is like 5'1". Height is a definite bonus. I'll call this chick Black Beauty.
So, me and black beauty go out Friday night. We aren't on a date...hell we ain't talking or nothing. I doubt she even has any idea that I am sorta interested in her. (I want to get to know her some, before I make any real moves). We end up running into Bi-o-sexual chick. BB and Bi-o -chick end up hitting it off right off bat. BB's birthday happens to be on Feb. 19. Yeah......they get to talking about their natural hair and all that. Bi-o-chick ends up suggesting that they exchange numbers, but that she didn't have any thing to write on. I say "Don't worry, I'll give her your number." She made some smart ass remark and then her and BB walked out of the joint we were at.....leaving me with the dumb face and looking at my boy that was with us like "What the fuck just happened?".
They were gone for about 15-20 minutes, finally showed back up after everyone was leaving, me and my boy were at my car and I had called them a few times.........Bi-o-chick called me back bout fifteem minutes later telling me that it was nothing and that they were just talking about hair and stuff.
Whatever.
I left my pocket knife in her car the first time we met and I told her that was all I wanted from her.
Damn Bi-o-sexual/lesbian chicks.....using their magical powers to take our women from us non vagina owners.
That shit was just plain out wrong. Damn Bi-o-chicks/lesbians don't play by the rules that dudes do.....the rules that keep dudes from beating the shit out of other dudes. Whenever you see a female friend out with a dude you HAVE to atleast give that complimentary inquiry: "Hey, is that you?" or "Whats up with you and ol' girl"....or "Hey, is it cool with you if I hollar at ol girl?"
Anyway, now that bi-o-bitch is all calling me, stalling on giving me my damn knife and asking me about BB, if I am ever gonna bring BB back to her town to party, and what is BB up to.
I really just want to get my damn knife from that pussy lickin' Bi-o-bitch and never deal with her bitch ass again. Unless that is what BB wants....then I am going to have try to parlay that shit into me joining in their crazy lesbian love session, or at least let me get my watch on.
-the Muthafuckin BULLY
Shit.....I'll just start typing and see where it takes me.
I've been dating this chick now for a few weeks. She is a pretty nice girl. She is a very attractive (Small girl with good size boobies.....size o or 2 depending on the brand pants and 34 D's and a pretty face) chick....one of them chick that makes it quite beneficial for a nigga to stay in the gym, keep his fight game on point. (An example is the time I took her to this little spot back in Tally, Mt. Zion, its a little hood, but not too bad. Anyway, we were up on each other all night, and when we go to leave, we pass by some dude and reaches out and touches her....and she wasn''t even really fixed up). We connected pretty quick...started spending a lot of time. She is from Brooklyn...and real New York City like. We sleep with each other so much till it feels funny when we are sleeping in the same bed. And that is literally just us sleeping together...not rippin'...not giving each other mouth hugs or nothing...just some kissin and a little bit of pat and tickle here and there....real PG. And no...I can't believe it either.
I met this cool ass bi-o-sexual chick a few weeks ago too. Mad cool...just like me, called me out on all my bullshit, and I liked it. She said she already knew my whole angle of attack be cause we were both the same zodiac (one day apart at that....me Feb. 26...her Feb. 27) She has a girlfriend, prefers chicks over dudes, but gets a little kack craving erry now and then. She said she wanted me to meet her girlfriend, and all kick it. I really had hopes of knocking either her and maybe even her girlfriend in maybe a drunken night of ignance. But if me and her never hook up on some freaky sex, I would still want to kick it with her as a friend, cause we click so well.
This friend of a friend's friend ended up having to do her physical therapy rotational here in my South Ga. town. I peep a few pics of her via facebook and chick is pretty damn nice. A real gymhead type chick and as dark as she wanna be......my type of girl.....on that level, and then she gets here and she is hella cool. She is a bit of a smart ass, she gets all pissed of at people really easy at stuff, self confident, balsy. I like all that stuff. She doesn't have big boobages, but that ass is nice.....I mean like DAMN, but she is a little a slim chick, size 2, but she is my height. The other one, I'll call her Model Chick, is like 5'1". Height is a definite bonus. I'll call this chick Black Beauty.
So, me and black beauty go out Friday night. We aren't on a date...hell we ain't talking or nothing. I doubt she even has any idea that I am sorta interested in her. (I want to get to know her some, before I make any real moves). We end up running into Bi-o-sexual chick. BB and Bi-o -chick end up hitting it off right off bat. BB's birthday happens to be on Feb. 19. Yeah......they get to talking about their natural hair and all that. Bi-o-chick ends up suggesting that they exchange numbers, but that she didn't have any thing to write on. I say "Don't worry, I'll give her your number." She made some smart ass remark and then her and BB walked out of the joint we were at.....leaving me with the dumb face and looking at my boy that was with us like "What the fuck just happened?".
They were gone for about 15-20 minutes, finally showed back up after everyone was leaving, me and my boy were at my car and I had called them a few times.........Bi-o-chick called me back bout fifteem minutes later telling me that it was nothing and that they were just talking about hair and stuff.
Whatever.
I left my pocket knife in her car the first time we met and I told her that was all I wanted from her.
Damn Bi-o-sexual/lesbian chicks.....using their magical powers to take our women from us non vagina owners.
That shit was just plain out wrong. Damn Bi-o-chicks/lesbians don't play by the rules that dudes do.....the rules that keep dudes from beating the shit out of other dudes. Whenever you see a female friend out with a dude you HAVE to atleast give that complimentary inquiry: "Hey, is that you?" or "Whats up with you and ol' girl"....or "Hey, is it cool with you if I hollar at ol girl?"
Anyway, now that bi-o-bitch is all calling me, stalling on giving me my damn knife and asking me about BB, if I am ever gonna bring BB back to her town to party, and what is BB up to.
I really just want to get my damn knife from that pussy lickin' Bi-o-bitch and never deal with her bitch ass again. Unless that is what BB wants....then I am going to have try to parlay that shit into me joining in their crazy lesbian love session, or at least let me get my watch on.
-the Muthafuckin BULLY
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