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So, yep, it’s the day after the fourth of Julie. The fourth of Julie is one of those holidays that don’t matter all that much to me, but I like to have the day off. They might as well gave us the last half of the week off cause niggas aint doin shit.
I just weighed myself a few minutes ago. Your boy is down to about 253-254 from 266-268. I am starting to feel a little lighter. I can’t wait till I am under 250 while fully dressed. These big ass work boots and pocket knife and big heavy ass jeans and stuff really add up. But, yeah, the 240’s range is when I start getting excited. I am usually pretty good at 245. I really want to drop to 230-220. Straight drastic. I’m looking to drop a good 40 some pounds…..never thought I would be this out of shape. Well, maybe I am not all that out of shape, but kinda. Some of yall know me. Yall be looking at your boy on facebook….and some be lookin on the myspace joint. So, even though your boy was damn near 300lbs you know that it wasn’t all that bad. But compared to where I have been it was damn bad.
I have two reasons for wanting to drop the weight. I want to do it for the health and fitness reasons. I’ll be healthier…I’ve changed the whole lifestyle. I’ll be able to be more fit cause it will be easier for me to do more stuff. It aint easy being 260lbs. and try to do stuff. I weigh too much to do finger tip push-ups. I doubt that I could climb a rope without using my legs, and I just don’t fit in to many places. The other reason is the broads. When you are 260lbs, the only broads you pull are deuces. Not 2 on the richter scale, I’m tonbout broads that are deuce…deuce and a half…..Damn, that’s a big bitch big. I think they like me cause I make them feel smaller and they want to sleep with a dude, atleast once in their life, that can manhandle their big asses.
Don’t get me wrong, I got love for big broads. I ‘d take big fat chick before a skinny chick, but your boy really kinda likes them thick atheletic types. You know 140-160 if you are 5’3”-5’8” or 160-180 if you are up to around 6 ft or so. You got a little size, but not much. I was pullin’em like that when I was a rippling 235-245. Your boy aint rippling right now…might not ever be rippling again, and that’s cool. I will be fine. Matter of fact, I would be good right now if it wasn’t for this midsection. It will get there. 20-25 more pizzounds. Folks are starting to notice the slimmage too.
Oh, my, I just thought about it. I’m gonna be all slim, so my belly aint gonna be bumping on booty whilst I get my stoke on, and I am gonna have all of this endurance from the running I am doing…….and my junk is harder…and maybe a little bigger when I am in good shape too. Yessss, the bedroom BULLY will be back in full ef-fuckin-fizzect. Fa reeeeeaaaaallllll.
-the BULLY
I just weighed myself a few minutes ago. Your boy is down to about 253-254 from 266-268. I am starting to feel a little lighter. I can’t wait till I am under 250 while fully dressed. These big ass work boots and pocket knife and big heavy ass jeans and stuff really add up. But, yeah, the 240’s range is when I start getting excited. I am usually pretty good at 245. I really want to drop to 230-220. Straight drastic. I’m looking to drop a good 40 some pounds…..never thought I would be this out of shape. Well, maybe I am not all that out of shape, but kinda. Some of yall know me. Yall be looking at your boy on facebook….and some be lookin on the myspace joint. So, even though your boy was damn near 300lbs you know that it wasn’t all that bad. But compared to where I have been it was damn bad.
I have two reasons for wanting to drop the weight. I want to do it for the health and fitness reasons. I’ll be healthier…I’ve changed the whole lifestyle. I’ll be able to be more fit cause it will be easier for me to do more stuff. It aint easy being 260lbs. and try to do stuff. I weigh too much to do finger tip push-ups. I doubt that I could climb a rope without using my legs, and I just don’t fit in to many places. The other reason is the broads. When you are 260lbs, the only broads you pull are deuces. Not 2 on the richter scale, I’m tonbout broads that are deuce…deuce and a half…..Damn, that’s a big bitch big. I think they like me cause I make them feel smaller and they want to sleep with a dude, atleast once in their life, that can manhandle their big asses.
Don’t get me wrong, I got love for big broads. I ‘d take big fat chick before a skinny chick, but your boy really kinda likes them thick atheletic types. You know 140-160 if you are 5’3”-5’8” or 160-180 if you are up to around 6 ft or so. You got a little size, but not much. I was pullin’em like that when I was a rippling 235-245. Your boy aint rippling right now…might not ever be rippling again, and that’s cool. I will be fine. Matter of fact, I would be good right now if it wasn’t for this midsection. It will get there. 20-25 more pizzounds. Folks are starting to notice the slimmage too.
Oh, my, I just thought about it. I’m gonna be all slim, so my belly aint gonna be bumping on booty whilst I get my stoke on, and I am gonna have all of this endurance from the running I am doing…….and my junk is harder…and maybe a little bigger when I am in good shape too. Yessss, the bedroom BULLY will be back in full ef-fuckin-fizzect. Fa reeeeeaaaaallllll.
-the BULLY
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