My Swag
Feel me?
This weekend has been fun.
Things I've done this weekend: (In chronoligical order)
-Gave Steve a makeover. Steve now looks like a pornstar and is now going by his porn name, Peter Black.
Steve's makeover comes from me communicating with QQ too damn much. This is a warning to you all. Talking to QQ will result in you nairing up your privacies and being all sexxy smooth hairless down there.
-I met a chick that is not unlike QQ. She has a fiance that lives far, far away and she has/had a dude in town for fun stuff. She broke it off with dude in town bout 2 weeks ago. She was mad cool. A smart ass. Dark. Big ol' ass. (More on all this later)
She talked shit about my razor bumps and ingrown hairs so I made her take me to her hair salon and sell me some stuff that she said would help heal them real quick. Soooo at 330 am I'm sittin up in a hair salon just kickin it with chick. It was nice.
-Slept a whole bunch on Saturday
-Drove the Trizzy (Truck for all you lames) down to Tally again. and Realized that the amount that I drive the trizzy is damn near directly proportional to how good I am feeling about myself and how much swag and all that I got going.....and I've been driving the truck a lot. ( Well, I should have known my swag was up when I told chick to not call me after 930....unless its about "business". I told her if she called after 930 and it wasn't about business I was gonna be pissed.
"If I call you at 945 and you miss it don't call me back until the next day if you aint lookin for "business""
(Business, for all you lames, is sexual relations)
-Chick tells me she thinks its about to be over with her and dude cause he has gotten real bad about not answering her calls and then texting her like "I'll call you in a min"
-Chick tells me that dude says he does have another chick and that he is tired of lying to her.
-Saw Rick Ross perform a pretty lackluster show on the roof of a nightclub
-Bought 2 double cheeseburgers. Them joints are delicious.
-Bought a new porno DVD, and a little vibrating toy
-Broke out the new toy and a vibing Jibby ring that I have had for like 3 months that I have been forgetting to use.
-Banged ol' girl out. Banged her out real good.......real real good and then passed out. And let her have the toy. It was like Christmas in April. A nigga gave out nuts and toys to a very naughty girl.
But, yeah, a nigga's swag is back on the come up. I think I lost my swag somehow while I was with the ex. Always breakin myself to make her happy. Fuck all that.
I feel like I am just so damn fly.....Fly-y-y-yy-yyyy.
I checked out a blogger's (K@liente) pics on Myspizzle. She is one purdy ass female. She is gonna be staying a few blocks down from where Team Diesel is staying in South Beach during Memorial Day Weekend......eeeegggggsssaaalleennnttt.
Don't have nothing else to say.
K@liente is pretty ass pretty heffa.
Oh, oh yeah, I finally realized what my type of chick is. People used to ask me and I wanted and I was never really able to really verbalize real quick and easy like. After meeting chick on friday night I realized exactly what I want.
- Dark Skin
-Smart Assedness/Bold and Sweet like Barbeque Sauce
-Big Booty
-Sexual Beast
-the BULLY
This weekend has been fun.
Things I've done this weekend: (In chronoligical order)
-Gave Steve a makeover. Steve now looks like a pornstar and is now going by his porn name, Peter Black.
Steve's makeover comes from me communicating with QQ too damn much. This is a warning to you all. Talking to QQ will result in you nairing up your privacies and being all sexxy smooth hairless down there.
-I met a chick that is not unlike QQ. She has a fiance that lives far, far away and she has/had a dude in town for fun stuff. She broke it off with dude in town bout 2 weeks ago. She was mad cool. A smart ass. Dark. Big ol' ass. (More on all this later)
She talked shit about my razor bumps and ingrown hairs so I made her take me to her hair salon and sell me some stuff that she said would help heal them real quick. Soooo at 330 am I'm sittin up in a hair salon just kickin it with chick. It was nice.
-Slept a whole bunch on Saturday
-Drove the Trizzy (Truck for all you lames) down to Tally again. and Realized that the amount that I drive the trizzy is damn near directly proportional to how good I am feeling about myself and how much swag and all that I got going.....and I've been driving the truck a lot. ( Well, I should have known my swag was up when I told chick to not call me after 930....unless its about "business". I told her if she called after 930 and it wasn't about business I was gonna be pissed.
"If I call you at 945 and you miss it don't call me back until the next day if you aint lookin for "business""
(Business, for all you lames, is sexual relations)
-Chick tells me she thinks its about to be over with her and dude cause he has gotten real bad about not answering her calls and then texting her like "I'll call you in a min"
-Chick tells me that dude says he does have another chick and that he is tired of lying to her.
-Saw Rick Ross perform a pretty lackluster show on the roof of a nightclub
-Bought 2 double cheeseburgers. Them joints are delicious.
-Bought a new porno DVD, and a little vibrating toy
-Broke out the new toy and a vibing Jibby ring that I have had for like 3 months that I have been forgetting to use.
-Banged ol' girl out. Banged her out real good.......real real good and then passed out. And let her have the toy. It was like Christmas in April. A nigga gave out nuts and toys to a very naughty girl.
But, yeah, a nigga's swag is back on the come up. I think I lost my swag somehow while I was with the ex. Always breakin myself to make her happy. Fuck all that.
I feel like I am just so damn fly.....Fly-y-y-yy-yyyy.
I checked out a blogger's (K@liente) pics on Myspizzle. She is one purdy ass female. She is gonna be staying a few blocks down from where Team Diesel is staying in South Beach during Memorial Day Weekend......eeeegggggsssaaalleennnttt.
Don't have nothing else to say.
K@liente is pretty ass pretty heffa.
Oh, oh yeah, I finally realized what my type of chick is. People used to ask me and I wanted and I was never really able to really verbalize real quick and easy like. After meeting chick on friday night I realized exactly what I want.
- Dark Skin
-Smart Assedness/Bold and Sweet like Barbeque Sauce
-Big Booty
-Sexual Beast
-the BULLY
Labels: Exploits of Steve, Peter Black, Pretty Heffas, Sex Toys, What I like in a woman
posted by RAGING BULL at 2:03 PM
6 Comments:
Hell YEah ! Fully Approve of talking to QQ for all your sexual needs and inquiries, cause i'm nosy, not afraid to speak my mind, rude, crass and will encourage men such as yoself to give their Steves a makeover!
Hell yeah... I still ain't got no picture but I suppose you could say the same
and also why you be talking about "a chick not unlike QQ" putting all my mess all out like that!!!BWAHAHAH is uncanny her shit be resembling mine, if you hadn't said big ass I would have thought: "why his nigga talking about m... ohhh is another chick!!, good, good"
LMAO! Peter Black...I love it!
A nigga gave out nuts and toys to a very naughty girl.
im mad at u for that ignant ass comment right there.
also...um...LMAO at u tellin broads not to call afta hours unless its bout "bidness".
and they comply...damn. See im that type chick that would call u just cause...fuck da rules.
call after 930 and more than some rules are gonna get fucked
Dark skin is always good... glad you finally figured that out for yourself... and I like the bbq sauce thing too... might have to start using that to describe myself...lol
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