Real thoughts.....Kinda Random
Ssooooo, yeah, I just put on some Cherry Flavored Carmex. Yeah, that’s muthafuggin right. The BULLY uses fruity flavored ass lip chap. I like it because I like to taste nice and fruity stuff on my lips.
BLOW ME if you don’t like it.
Anyway, YEAH, Cherry Flavored Carmex is a muthafuckin’ lie. That shit don’t taste like no type of Cherry nothing, but it does smell all god like some sort of flavor of Koo Aid. Kool Aid mixed with Carmex and it tastes like they put extra amounts of what ever the hell it is that they put in carmex that makes your lips tingle. Blech!
But Yeah, so I opened it up and smelled the Carmex and thought back to THE EX and her big beautiful super kissable Jamaican lips. She always used Carmex. The sent just took me back to kissing her and them lips for a minute. Y’all ever kissed a Mofugga with little lips? Well, I know Q has cause she digs caucuzoids just as much as negroids. I have kissed some little lipped chicks before and it sucked. Felt like I was getting pecked by a chicken all up in my face. It sucked.
Back to the scent thing. I messed with this stout little thang for about 6 months while I was in Texas. Little short thang…big titties and fat round booty, but the face was….yeah..I don’t wanna talk about it. But she lovedid to suck your boy up. I never went down on ol’ girl, but she started out e’ry session with some official dome (Yeah, what ever. So what if I didn’t go down. The dick I was slanging to her was the truth. Steve was in rare form with her and I worked off the Nut Deficit approach. As long as she owed me nuts (I kept her coming more than me) I didn’t need to go down. And besides…she just plain out LOVED doing it. Type of chick I gotta marry) Anyway….I always hit Steve up with the same cologne, Zirh, so it got to the point that anytime she smelled my cologne she wanted to gobble some Kack.
Maannnn, I gotta move out of this little town and back to a city. They don’t make freaks like this in small towns. I would go over, get tired of hearing her talk and then just get nekket and touch myself til shit started. I miss it. Chick did one of the craziest things I have ever experienced to this day and that was during one of my “I’m just gonna get nekket” times. Her mom’s called and she started talking and ended up sucking on Steve while talking to her mom. Gotta love 30 yr olds.
Ok, lets talk about bitch as dudes. In particular, lets talk about bitch ass dudes that play..PLAYED on my flag football team. We have had 2 bitch ass dudes quit. One dude got mad cause he didn’t get the ball enough which meant “They not respecting my abilities.” Punk bitch peaked at high school. Fuck him.
Another bitch ass dude up and quit during our game last night. DURING THE FUCKIN’ GAME. Through off his flags and walked the hell off. We were losing, he got pissed and left. I wish I knew what it was about YMCA league Flag Football that brought the bitch out of grown men, but if I did I would so bottle, weaponize, and sell the shit out of it. Bitch asses done left us with JUST enough people to have on the field. Hope no one gets sick.
Pussies.
-the Muthafuckin’ BULLY
BLOW ME if you don’t like it.
Anyway, YEAH, Cherry Flavored Carmex is a muthafuckin’ lie. That shit don’t taste like no type of Cherry nothing, but it does smell all god like some sort of flavor of Koo Aid. Kool Aid mixed with Carmex and it tastes like they put extra amounts of what ever the hell it is that they put in carmex that makes your lips tingle. Blech!
But Yeah, so I opened it up and smelled the Carmex and thought back to THE EX and her big beautiful super kissable Jamaican lips. She always used Carmex. The sent just took me back to kissing her and them lips for a minute. Y’all ever kissed a Mofugga with little lips? Well, I know Q has cause she digs caucuzoids just as much as negroids. I have kissed some little lipped chicks before and it sucked. Felt like I was getting pecked by a chicken all up in my face. It sucked.
Back to the scent thing. I messed with this stout little thang for about 6 months while I was in Texas. Little short thang…big titties and fat round booty, but the face was….yeah..I don’t wanna talk about it. But she lovedid to suck your boy up. I never went down on ol’ girl, but she started out e’ry session with some official dome (Yeah, what ever. So what if I didn’t go down. The dick I was slanging to her was the truth. Steve was in rare form with her and I worked off the Nut Deficit approach. As long as she owed me nuts (I kept her coming more than me) I didn’t need to go down. And besides…she just plain out LOVED doing it. Type of chick I gotta marry) Anyway….I always hit Steve up with the same cologne, Zirh, so it got to the point that anytime she smelled my cologne she wanted to gobble some Kack.
Maannnn, I gotta move out of this little town and back to a city. They don’t make freaks like this in small towns. I would go over, get tired of hearing her talk and then just get nekket and touch myself til shit started. I miss it. Chick did one of the craziest things I have ever experienced to this day and that was during one of my “I’m just gonna get nekket” times. Her mom’s called and she started talking and ended up sucking on Steve while talking to her mom. Gotta love 30 yr olds.
Ok, lets talk about bitch as dudes. In particular, lets talk about bitch ass dudes that play..PLAYED on my flag football team. We have had 2 bitch ass dudes quit. One dude got mad cause he didn’t get the ball enough which meant “They not respecting my abilities.” Punk bitch peaked at high school. Fuck him.
Another bitch ass dude up and quit during our game last night. DURING THE FUCKIN’ GAME. Through off his flags and walked the hell off. We were losing, he got pissed and left. I wish I knew what it was about YMCA league Flag Football that brought the bitch out of grown men, but if I did I would so bottle, weaponize, and sell the shit out of it. Bitch asses done left us with JUST enough people to have on the field. Hope no one gets sick.
Pussies.
-the Muthafuckin’ BULLY
posted by RAGING BULL at 1:24 PM
5 Comments:
Nigga I do NOT believe that YO-hitting-up-on-everything-that-moves ass done just called my-equal-opportunity-dating/hating-ass off just so!
mess
and flavored lip gloss is only good when you are kissing it off somebody, otherwise you a little bit authentic, prolly looking like LL Cool J, faulty ass brother
and Yeah you need to move to a bigger pond so you can unleash Steve on the general populace
I thought it was standard procedure to answer AND let other folk answer the phone while about to get/give head (SHIT I aint about to stop grooving over a damned phone call from my grammy), but this i'll say, you are low and grimey for not returning the favors, i'll only give ONE first standard OUTSTANDING blow job per initial lay.... if I dont get the favor returned, I swear to you I NEVER again pick up a call or reply to an email or a text... ever
it's happened twice to me and before I was able to block the dudes I steady got calls every so damned often for a solid couple of years, Im not about to waste my talents on a selfish motherfucker, mind you i ain't gotta get it standard every time but fuck if i don't get any at all in the first of second rounds ever!
it got to the point that anytime she smelled my cologne she wanted to gobble some Kack.
For some reason that made me laugh. I guess because I can't go down the damn soap aisle without a flashback every now and again with a certain former boss who would stop by on his way to work a few hours before I had to be to work too.
U dont need to bottle bitch ass...its prevalent. What we need is bitch be gone spray. Works for men and woman to eradicate the problem
This is funny....
Its my first time over...from the Oh Hell Naw Blog---
Q... you are very consistent in the craziness..that is why I love you so!
DAMNIT!!!
Something told me not to bring my ass over here! And now i know why. I thought that ignance you talk on OHN was bad enough...obviously I didn't have a clue. LOL I can't even comment on this right now...*busy reminiscin on last due i couldn't wait to gobble up*
Oh yeah...Heeeey Bully!
You are a riot! OMG, why am I just stumbling upon your blog..too funny about the carmex and homegirl giving you head while on the phone, that sounds like a pro right there! I always tell my dude, 'they don't call it a blow JOB for nothing, so leave me the heck alone because I'm working!!'..lol
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