Friday, June 13, 2008

Ode to 34 DDD

This post is inspired by a fellow blogger. She is a very cute young lady....and yes....the boobages are very berry bountiful.

This goes out to you. (She said she would be too embarassed if I called her out like this so I won't say her name or link her or nothing)

I think I'm gonna take a stab at poem writing again

Ode to 34 DDD
by the BULLY

34 triple D's
They bring a big nigga like me to his knees
I hope she always continues to wear good bras
so them big ass titties don't end up at her feet
Everytime I look at her Steve jumps for joy and says Hurrah
cause from her chest them thangs stick out very far

Those 34 triple D's I would wear them as hat
Mostly the left one, the right would be jealous,
but I don't care about that
Seeing her from the back
her booty is enough to knock you of track
then you see her from the front.....
And DAAYUUMM, thats a hell of a Rack

She goes to the gym regularly
does legs and arms and crunches to keep that flat belly
But what I dream about
is seeing her running on that treadmilly.
aint a sports bra in this whole wide world
that could keep them thangs under control

I have asked and asked for a picture
I just really hope she doesn't have tiny ass nipples
I dedicate all of these lirics to you and your mammaries
I just hope that they do not make you leave my blog angrily
Now go ahead and stop being stingy
and send your boy a pic of atleast that right titty
Fin
Woooooo.....thats it right there.

Oh, yeah, I'm tombout GLO. Her titties are fuckin great. She posts pics every now and then then takes 'em down, so you will just have to lurk the shit outta her page to catch a glimpse of her. Her blog is pretty good and entertaining. She is a young Rock Head lady....doing and going through the stuff that most Rock Head girls go through, all while dealing with some things that most of us could not handle (I mean outside of the back pain that she must be dealing with due to those wonderful breasts). She is a cool chick. Go check her out and tell her I sent you.


-the Muthafuckin BULLY

did y'all really think I wasn't gonna say who's boobages I was talkin bout? Do you really think that the BULLY won't embarass someone? ........get the fuck outta heeeeeeerrrreee.

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I spit water ALL over my fucking desk!!

I hate you Bully, you are such an Ain't shit-type of person!

9:17 AM  
Blogger ExpatCentral said...

I have NO words.

None.

But that was hot shyt, though!! LMAO

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should be ashamed of yourself. Picking on me like that… I would never do that to you, you—BULLY! But I must admit… the poem was kinda tight. My retaliation will be too… watch your back!

11:27 AM  
Blogger Beana said...

lol that made me laugh. Just when I was tempted to show my boobies. ;-)

12:28 PM  
Blogger Beana said...

lol that made me laugh. Just when I was tempted to show my boobies. ;-)

12:28 PM  
Blogger Amazon said...

You are too damn crazy.

1:38 PM  
Blogger All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

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6:22 PM  
Blogger All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

its cool to like breast
im a leg man
i think thats fuck boy shit what u opined folk
treat women and talk about them like queens, even if they dont deserve it
u can delete this
but im a father my lil girl is 3
and if she had 34ddd's
i wouldnt like it
just trying to hold men accountable,
malcom or king would do the same
happy fathers day

from this single parent

6:29 PM  
Blogger Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

You need your ass beat

6:50 PM  
Blogger ExpatCentral said...

Slaus u just mad because you didn't do it first...

9:10 PM  
Blogger RAGING BULL said...

Real talk , TORRENCE, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING OPPINION!

She didn't have a problem with it and neither should you.

If chick was insulted I would have been real quick to apologize and would have removed the post.

Keep that bullshit insulting a grown man to your damn self 'til the subject pertains to you and yours. I'm happy you are a father. good for you, but try to stick to being a father to your own children from here on out.

Comparing yourself to MLK or Malcom X.....you are REALLY trying to make me go off.

10:35 PM  
Blogger Slaus of O Hell Nawl said...

@ dani - basically. lol just let me hate.

10:43 PM  
Blogger edotcarter said...

@ torrance

you're mad that the bully wrote the chick a poem about the boobages but in your comment you say you're "a leg man myself"

seriously, people wanna throw the respect women card around like it's the big joker in spades.

respect is between two people. apparently you as a "grown man" don't have respect for an A and B conversation.

you've got too much free time hanging out on the internet when you should be busy being a father...

get your priorities straight and check your kids to make sure they don't have myspace pages instead of getting all internet thug on folks...

5:35 PM  
Blogger Tia's Real Talk said...

I started to call you bogus for that..but like you said..if she didn't care..why should I? It was still messed up though. I know how it feels to have too much attention on certain areas, and I hated it! More power to her for liking the attention.

(never seen blog fighting, pretty interesting)

5:00 AM  
Blogger nonotthejacket said...

*DEADED*

You know what?! GLO is gonna block your IP address and you won't get to see no.more.pics.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Kaliente said...

LMAO @ Bully...nigguh sat down:) u cool though only someone that knows you would understand ur sense of humor

7:51 PM  
Blogger Sweetz said...

Hell, I liked the poem. I'm big breasted and took no offense.

Keep it up!

2:32 PM  
Blogger KIKI said...

Boys...let's play nicely! One of the greatest things about bloggin is that people can express themselves freely without having judgement being passed on them. We may not neccessaily like what we read all the time...and some of us will speak on it...which is ok...as long as it's done respectfully.

Ya'll bout to fuck up my natural high...

Now back to you Bully...I do believe a spankin is in order for that fuckery you penned. Dont say shyt...just drop 'em...you know you like it! I'll even rub it when I'm done to take away the sting...

4:49 PM  
Blogger RAGING BULL said...

.....oooohhhh, Kiki.

Are you gonna spank and rub the front or back?

10:32 PM  
Blogger queenbee said...

I love it....i'm a DD card holder myself or like "Glo" says DD knockers..

4:31 PM  
Blogger kit von b. said...

wow. i can't believe you torrance! on my 'ask me anything' post YOU asked me what my fav position was and some other fuckery i cant remember.

hypocritical?

i think so.

-KB

9:39 AM  

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