Friday, June 13, 2008

Ode to 34 DDD

This post is inspired by a fellow blogger. She is a very cute young lady....and yes....the boobages are very berry bountiful.

This goes out to you. (She said she would be too embarassed if I called her out like this so I won't say her name or link her or nothing)

I think I'm gonna take a stab at poem writing again

Ode to 34 DDD
by the BULLY

34 triple D's
They bring a big nigga like me to his knees
I hope she always continues to wear good bras
so them big ass titties don't end up at her feet
Everytime I look at her Steve jumps for joy and says Hurrah
cause from her chest them thangs stick out very far

Those 34 triple D's I would wear them as hat
Mostly the left one, the right would be jealous,
but I don't care about that
Seeing her from the back
her booty is enough to knock you of track
then you see her from the front.....
And DAAYUUMM, thats a hell of a Rack

She goes to the gym regularly
does legs and arms and crunches to keep that flat belly
But what I dream about
is seeing her running on that treadmilly.
aint a sports bra in this whole wide world
that could keep them thangs under control

I have asked and asked for a picture
I just really hope she doesn't have tiny ass nipples
I dedicate all of these lirics to you and your mammaries
I just hope that they do not make you leave my blog angrily
Now go ahead and stop being stingy
and send your boy a pic of atleast that right titty
Fin
Woooooo.....thats it right there.

Oh, yeah, I'm tombout GLO. Her titties are fuckin great. She posts pics every now and then then takes 'em down, so you will just have to lurk the shit outta her page to catch a glimpse of her. Her blog is pretty good and entertaining. She is a young Rock Head lady....doing and going through the stuff that most Rock Head girls go through, all while dealing with some things that most of us could not handle (I mean outside of the back pain that she must be dealing with due to those wonderful breasts). She is a cool chick. Go check her out and tell her I sent you.


-the Muthafuckin BULLY

did y'all really think I wasn't gonna say who's boobages I was talkin bout? Do you really think that the BULLY won't embarass someone? ........get the fuck outta heeeeeeerrrreee.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ha hah ah ah ahahhahaha ahah

YYyyeeeaaahhhhhh

You comin up in my crib
Yo’ hair in pony tail and you look good even without your hair did

So we chillin out on the couch
We are just straight up happy with each other and no need to go out.

You go to get some water….you ask me if I want some
I see that booty in them sweat pants lookin gooder than I honey bun…BEST BELIEVE I WANT SOME

We drinkin up on some Z-hills
That’s when I ask about them head skillz

You aint scurred so you pull Steve out right thurr
At first he aint to stout, but that nigga shol grew in yo mouth

……lol

I can’t even finish this. This was my weak ass attempt at a nasty poem like so many other bloggers do. Apparently poems are one of the things that the BULLY doesn’t do well.

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