Life Changing....
....I just got a damn hand job.
That's right....a nice ol' Jack Handey for the Muthafuckin' BULLY.
Got a damn Jack Handey that lasted until WWWEEELLLLL after Steve burped up a sizeable amount of baby batter (Yeah, I just used Minista's vulgar ass term).
...Nigga a gat damn Jack Handey that lasted until Steve had lost a good deal of size and then got wiped up with a warm ass wash cloth.
I was recently involved with someone for damn near a fuckin' year and never got a cot damn Jack Handey (Yeah....if I never even got a Jack Handey I bet you can guess how much sloppy top I got) ......or even got wiped up. Shiiiiittt, I was the one that would get up and get what was needed to clean up whoever's gushy mess.
Yeah......Nothing like a real good Jack Handey to help put things into perspective. Fuck all that selfless ass giving and shit.
Fuuuuuccckkkkk.
Your boy is out to get Jack Handeys and lots o' sloppy top..... and give back to those that give.
And those that don't give....well, I'm still gonna try to get a Jack Handey and sloppy top.
-the Ever Lovin' BULLY
That's right....a nice ol' Jack Handey for the Muthafuckin' BULLY.
Got a damn Jack Handey that lasted until WWWEEELLLLL after Steve burped up a sizeable amount of baby batter (Yeah, I just used Minista's vulgar ass term).
...Nigga a gat damn Jack Handey that lasted until Steve had lost a good deal of size and then got wiped up with a warm ass wash cloth.
I was recently involved with someone for damn near a fuckin' year and never got a cot damn Jack Handey (Yeah....if I never even got a Jack Handey I bet you can guess how much sloppy top I got) ......or even got wiped up. Shiiiiittt, I was the one that would get up and get what was needed to clean up whoever's gushy mess.
Yeah......Nothing like a real good Jack Handey to help put things into perspective. Fuck all that selfless ass giving and shit.
Fuuuuuccckkkkk.
Your boy is out to get Jack Handeys and lots o' sloppy top..... and give back to those that give.
And those that don't give....well, I'm still gonna try to get a Jack Handey and sloppy top.
-the Ever Lovin' BULLY
Labels: emotions and shit, I don't give a fuck, Jack Handey, Real Talk, Sloppy Top, What I like in a woman
posted by RAGING BULL at 7:07 AM
3 Comments:
I am supposed to be driving to work...instead, though , im driving and hollering at this vulgar ass mess and sayin that my bro aint about shit hardly at all.....
... and speaking from a place of envy because due to my never being good at the religious good girl guilt game, i simply never mastered the patience or the wrist workout that takes to be the best...yes i start but i much sooner switch to head or the main festivities!
Get it, Bully...some days, a little explicit attention is all you need.
As much as it pains me(LOL) I must agree with Q. Haven't ever given just a good handjob. Hmmm...need to perfect those skills...
It's been many years since I JUST used my hands. I didn't know people still did that. Interesting indeed.
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