Friday, November 14, 2008

You know what really grinds my gears?????

Bitch ass, punk ass, sissy ass, Yankee ass, metro ass rules of fuck ass fashion.

What the fuck!!??!?!!

Why can't a man just put on some decent clothes that match and don't stank and be good?

Naw......a man gotta make sure his jeans are of the right darkness and shit for the certain time of day and shit. Thats some ol' weak ass metrosexual punk ass shit.

What ever happened to men being men and letting women be women? Man be tough, woman be pretty?

And you know what makes me even more pissed?


That if I don't follow those punk ass sissy ass dressing rules then I look like a fuckin' tacky douche.

I hate looking like a douche.

Now I gotta make sure my darker jeans are dark enough to be worn at night and shit.

That shit is sooooo hella homosexual.

Maaaannnnn I wish I could just put on some fuckin man ass clothes, look like a fuckin man and be happy. What do I want to wear tonight? I wanna wear my fly ass "Power to the People" T-shirt with my favorite Levis, but are my levis dark enough? Even though the party's dress code says casual....are all the sissy ass dressing greeks and shit gonna be casual and shit? Am I gonna show up in a button up and dark jeans, be all ornery feeling, cuss out the chick I'm gonna be gettin all giggity giggity with and fight some old ass frat guys?

I don't know.....maybe I shouldn't drink.....or maybe I should just drink before I go....and hope I'm mellowed out before I get there.

Fuuuuucccckkkkk I pre-paid for this shit.

Fuck it.

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.


-the Muthahfuckin' BULLY

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8 Comments:

Blogger Beana said...

rock out with ur cock out....so u going nekkid???

Damn the rules, make ur own damn rules and rock that shit with confidence and let other mf follow ur swag.

u kno betta.

8:38 PM  
Blogger RAGING BULL said...

Yeeeaahhhh, you say that, but let a nigga with some tight rolled taperd legged jeans come holla at you at the club this weekend.

Betchu he won't get the digits.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MUTHAFUCKING DEAD!

You are So indignant!.... I ever so approve of your rage!

11:11 AM  
Blogger kit von b. said...

i think i'd like you in whatever you wear, bully. dark jeans, light wash, denim speedos, all that.

-kb

10:05 AM  
Blogger Monie said...

So what did you end up wearing?

11:02 AM  
Blogger Sexxy Luv said...

let me go check the jail roster and make sure you alright...

all this over the wash of some levi's!

lmao!

11:45 AM  
Blogger RAGING BULL said...

Off white button up, DARK WASH jeans, brown shoes.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Amazon said...

I was thinking about this post and how my ex used to say some bullshit like that. The wash had to be in the same hue of the shirt and shoes. The threading on the jeans had to be matched up as well. retards.

11:00 AM  

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