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I love booties. I can't help but look.....better make that STARE at booties. I have always liked holding the top of females' pants when I walk with them instead of holding hands cause I am touching the booty.
I just like booties and sometimes I feel like women not only know it, but are always trying to use it to their advantage over me. For real cause sometimes y'all just be standing there posing for no damn reason other than to fuck with me. That one stance....the one when you tilt your hips and stand with one leg straight and the other one is kinda slanted out and then you put your hand on the hip of the straight leg and kinda lean to that side to...........Yeah, that shit right there kinda makes Steve swell up with joy. And it don't matter if you in some ol' kackis, or little tight skirt or Church Dress (......yeah, like I'm the only nigga here that looks at yall fine ass women that be wearing shit that you know you got no damn business wearing in Church).
I think thats why I am so being stupid and stayig with my girl cause her booty is DUMB. She got one of them ol' big nice round bassetball booties. I'm tombout that joint has a crease where it meets the thighs AND WHERE IT MEETS HER BACK. She has one of them booties that when she puts on jeans they don't just show some ass crack at the top, she straight has BOOTY out the top of them joints. Its BANANAS!!
So, yeah, still with her. I gave her another one of my we are breaking up talks (it was like #3 or 4), but then we talked it out. She says she just does not know what to do in a relationship, or how to do it. She blames it on her super sheltered life (which she did have). She pointed out the fact that she is trying and has been getting better. She has been getting better. She has still been fucking up on stuff still too. That shit is real hard for me believe that a 27 yr old chick does not know how to act in a damn relationship but it would explain why she does the dumb shit that she does.
Sooooo I'm giving her another chance.
Question, though.....Have any of y'all ever gone for a year, or close to, with out jumpin' on any penises? How hard would you expect it to be to start back up on that thing thing? Like actually getting a penis back in you for the first time? I mean cause Steve is wondering?
I just like booties and sometimes I feel like women not only know it, but are always trying to use it to their advantage over me. For real cause sometimes y'all just be standing there posing for no damn reason other than to fuck with me. That one stance....the one when you tilt your hips and stand with one leg straight and the other one is kinda slanted out and then you put your hand on the hip of the straight leg and kinda lean to that side to...........Yeah, that shit right there kinda makes Steve swell up with joy. And it don't matter if you in some ol' kackis, or little tight skirt or Church Dress (......yeah, like I'm the only nigga here that looks at yall fine ass women that be wearing shit that you know you got no damn business wearing in Church).
I think thats why I am so being stupid and stayig with my girl cause her booty is DUMB. She got one of them ol' big nice round bassetball booties. I'm tombout that joint has a crease where it meets the thighs AND WHERE IT MEETS HER BACK. She has one of them booties that when she puts on jeans they don't just show some ass crack at the top, she straight has BOOTY out the top of them joints. Its BANANAS!!
So, yeah, still with her. I gave her another one of my we are breaking up talks (it was like #3 or 4), but then we talked it out. She says she just does not know what to do in a relationship, or how to do it. She blames it on her super sheltered life (which she did have). She pointed out the fact that she is trying and has been getting better. She has been getting better. She has still been fucking up on stuff still too. That shit is real hard for me believe that a 27 yr old chick does not know how to act in a damn relationship but it would explain why she does the dumb shit that she does.
Sooooo I'm giving her another chance.
Question, though.....Have any of y'all ever gone for a year, or close to, with out jumpin' on any penises? How hard would you expect it to be to start back up on that thing thing? Like actually getting a penis back in you for the first time? I mean cause Steve is wondering?
posted by RAGING BULL at 1:52 PM
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This Ode to the Ass.. horrendous (but I say that with lots of envy cause I am ALMOST longback status... for now I'm working with "yt girl could maybe get it" ass)
Hmmm I have gone without dack for a few torturous years.. don't recommend it, your skin gets all bad, and your attitude is worse, however, in all honesty it gets super easy after a while and you can just go on long ass stretches... but I wouldn't recommend it, not never and once I had me a steady or made the decision to just break the seal it was dramatic
I love booties too... especially football booties...hmmm... those are the best...LOL
but to answer ya i havent went more than a year since I have been having sex without jumping on a penis... your words not mine...
but when i have taken a break.. for the most part... the one that re-breaks that seal... that sex usually better than when you are getting it on the regular... even if the dude on the regular does have the voondoon...
lol at u droolin over booties.
Anyway, u know J been trying hard to avoid the dingaling and have been successful for 9 months now. To be honest with you I am not actually afraid to dabble in the suga. Cause it took a lot to get to where I wasn't waking up like pookie in the middle of the night wantin suga. When I give it up its gotta be for keeps cause I might not be able to start over again. And if I can't start over again dem hoish tendencies gon be off da map.
suga is a powerful thang.
It's like riding a bike hon.
Have I ever gone a year without dick-- hell to the no! I don't recommend that to any chick. That's modern day torture.
(((That one stance....the one when you tilt your hips and stand with one leg straight and the other one is kinda slanted out ..........Yeah, that shit right there kinda makes Steve swell up with joy.)))
lmao!! Your a damn mess!!
I like it when men wear dress pants and you can see their dick print. Yeah... I be lookin... all the time!
Give your chick a chance. like you've been doing. If you see change, like you have, then at least she's trying. Women go through a lot of shit to find that right man. We put up with a lot of unnecessary shit because of love. Men do to, but I think it effects us differently. If you know she's a good woman inside, work with her. She'll come around.
*hugs and kisses*
Tittayballs
Since yo horny ass asked...is 3 years long enough? (thanks for remindin me of that shyt...NOT)And like Q...I don't recommend that shyt EVA!!!
How hard was it to jump back on some dick? Not hard (well IT was) at all. Although I will say that if you have gone that long you might wanna warn ole boy. I think thats why we aren't together now...I scared the HELL outta him. I swear I tried to snap that thang thang off in me & take it home!
Oh...and apparently, the fastest way to get a man on "hard"...tell him you aint had none in over a year. When i told that fool I aint did nuffin in over three years...well let's just say that nukka wouldn't take no for an answer...rubbin & kissin on shyt...just broke a bytch down...dayum him!!!
The longest? Hmmm....6 months...and uhhh...I jumped right back in like a pro! You never forget how to ride it or take it--it truly is like riding a bike (or Steve ;o)....and everything is like SUPER sensitive so the sex is SICK! Damn...I think I may take another 6 month hiatus just to experience that again!
Stop the presses. Let me find out your girl aint breaking you off?! I hope thats not what your saying..lol. But anyway, I tried and you know what, about the second week in (LOL!) I was so bitchy I gave up..Sex is my stress reliever. Unless ya'll want me walking around with a machete taking my agression out on people's necks please keep the lovin coming.
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