That good shit
So....yeah, your boy has been single for a couple days more than a week....and Saturday morning as I was laying there but booty bucky ball ass nekkid and bullshittin wit my homegirl, laughing and joking and shit I realized what the hell I had been missing out on.
Yes that was a long ass ill constructed run-on sentence.....BLOW ME!!
Sex is always fun, but being able to lay around completely nekkid and just shoot the shit is just plain out great...its that ol' good shit. Nice and simple and un-adulterated.
Sweet tea is that good shit, too. A nigga loves himself some good sweet tea. Hell, down here in the real ass south everyone loves that sweet tea. You know why we love it.......we love it cause its that good shit.
I know y'all Yankees prolly don't or cant understand it cause your brains are all yankeefied. Oh well. (And yeah, in the country down here in the south Yall northeners are still called Yankees and it is not a term of endearment either)
Fast cars are great. My car, the Fantastic Max, is pretty fast....its a pretty great car. No, its not the fastest, but I can still get 25 mpg while doing 85ish on the highway.
Big booty girls.....I love y'all. Yep....I do.
Chicks from the Islands...with that accent......The only person that might love y'all more than me is Steve. Bomboclot...buck buck buck....Lawdamercy......SHABBA!!! I be like "Yeeeaaahhh girl, speak that Jamaican to me!!"
Chicks that call other bitches bitches. I think its fun and funny. (Yeah, the BULLY loosely uses the word Bitch when referring to women, not all women, but the ones that are bitches. I don't do it on here cause I think mostly all the people that read her are women and I don't want to unintentionally offend anyone. See.....I actually do appreciate all yall charming Negresses that frequent the ol' blizzog)
Visits to the porno/sex toy stores just to bullshit around with someone that you a banging out are always some good shit. I have had some of my most passionate sex and kisses in the parking lot of a damn sex shop.
Ma BULLY is the shit. Real Talk.
My friends are the shit. I mean my real real friends. The cats that have actually met Ma BULLY. Shiiiiittttt, the BULLY has friends that sometimes get calls from or call Ma BULLY just to talk a little. The Cats that have actually been invited to the crib and all that. I mean...shit, Big C has his own fuckin' room in the joint. One cat stayed with us for a hot minute and when I would ride out to drink and chase bitches (see, I said it) he stayed in the crib eatin grapes with Ma BULLY......eating the grapes out of Ma BULLY's bowl.
Sexy, seductive ass chicks. I don't mean the broads that just half dress with the titties and the booties all out and stuff. I'm tombout the plain ol' classy just oozing sensuality can't not be sexy if they tried type chicks. Make me wanna get all up in them guts while they are wearing sweats type chicks.
I was gonna write more, but I have lost all types of a train of thought. Lemme get back to work.
Massa say he don't care nothin bout no MLK birthday.
-the BULLY
Yes that was a long ass ill constructed run-on sentence.....BLOW ME!!
Sex is always fun, but being able to lay around completely nekkid and just shoot the shit is just plain out great...its that ol' good shit. Nice and simple and un-adulterated.
Sweet tea is that good shit, too. A nigga loves himself some good sweet tea. Hell, down here in the real ass south everyone loves that sweet tea. You know why we love it.......we love it cause its that good shit.
I know y'all Yankees prolly don't or cant understand it cause your brains are all yankeefied. Oh well. (And yeah, in the country down here in the south Yall northeners are still called Yankees and it is not a term of endearment either)
Fast cars are great. My car, the Fantastic Max, is pretty fast....its a pretty great car. No, its not the fastest, but I can still get 25 mpg while doing 85ish on the highway.
Big booty girls.....I love y'all. Yep....I do.
Chicks from the Islands...with that accent......The only person that might love y'all more than me is Steve. Bomboclot...buck buck buck....Lawdamercy......SHABBA!!! I be like "Yeeeaaahhh girl, speak that Jamaican to me!!"
Chicks that call other bitches bitches. I think its fun and funny. (Yeah, the BULLY loosely uses the word Bitch when referring to women, not all women, but the ones that are bitches. I don't do it on here cause I think mostly all the people that read her are women and I don't want to unintentionally offend anyone. See.....I actually do appreciate all yall charming Negresses that frequent the ol' blizzog)
Visits to the porno/sex toy stores just to bullshit around with someone that you a banging out are always some good shit. I have had some of my most passionate sex and kisses in the parking lot of a damn sex shop.
Ma BULLY is the shit. Real Talk.
My friends are the shit. I mean my real real friends. The cats that have actually met Ma BULLY. Shiiiiittttt, the BULLY has friends that sometimes get calls from or call Ma BULLY just to talk a little. The Cats that have actually been invited to the crib and all that. I mean...shit, Big C has his own fuckin' room in the joint. One cat stayed with us for a hot minute and when I would ride out to drink and chase bitches (see, I said it) he stayed in the crib eatin grapes with Ma BULLY......eating the grapes out of Ma BULLY's bowl.
Sexy, seductive ass chicks. I don't mean the broads that just half dress with the titties and the booties all out and stuff. I'm tombout the plain ol' classy just oozing sensuality can't not be sexy if they tried type chicks. Make me wanna get all up in them guts while they are wearing sweats type chicks.
I was gonna write more, but I have lost all types of a train of thought. Lemme get back to work.
Massa say he don't care nothin bout no MLK birthday.
-the BULLY
posted by RAGING BULL at 1:01 PM
2 Comments:
My massa says that if he can come here on Rosh Hashannah, My ass needed to be here today
he about some bullshit! (But extra money getting bullshit)
Is good to see the Bully happyfied on some lowered stress, is not good However that he is gonna call all the other ladies up in here no Charming Negresses, since we all know that's a name my friends coined for ME the one and only Q'hura Charming Negress!
Gatdammit!
((Sweet tea is that good shit, too. A nigga loves himself some good sweet tea.))
Co-Motha fuckin sign!!
What I miss are lemon pepper wangs...
Now, Bully... Don't make me get L-Diggs an dem ova here to start a Civil War! Tombout us northerners and shit!
Me and my boo drank ice cold sweet tea and tickle each others pubes after hot freaky sex. I loke to wait until his tingles go away and gentily lick the tip and the balls... then onto round two!
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