Cass “The Ghost” Broxton

Sooooo, yeah, the Muthafuckin BULLY is headed to South Beach for the weekend of May 24-28. It is one of the most niggerish weekends ever invented, some of yall will know it as Memorial Day Weekend South Beach. Its gonna be soo sooo sooooo fun . I’m going, my boy Elliot aka E-dot aka Eric, my boy Big C, my boy JFFRSMPS, That man Kenny J, that man Cap’n Bell, My boy Bell-o, and of course my dog and yours……That Draaannnnkkk is gonna be there.

That weekend is just gonna be a weekend of pure ignorance. And what is a weekend of pure ignorance without a purely ignorant alias. Big C is gonna say he is a garbage man from up in Seattle…Sanitation Engineer. I am gonna be Cass “The Ghost” Broxton, an up and coming Full Contact Fighter that is gonna be on one of the undercard matches for UFC in the next televised fights. I’m still grinding so my regular job is as an overnight stocker at Wally World (Walmart). Yeah, it ought to be really good. Did you catch the funny part of my name/ring name? Cass “The Ghost”….Cass is short for Casper…..Casper the Ghost hahahahaha, well its kinda funny.

Seriously, I can’t wait to hit up SoBe. I reserved us a hotel right down in SoBe. It is at 1130 Collins. Right around the orner from the Clevelander (1060 Ocean) and then just down the road is Wet Willy’s (roughly 8th and Ocean). I hope we will be able to get into the damn clubs. 6-7 dudes, half of us some big ol diesel cats rollin up without no females in the group might not have too much luck with the clubs. We will probably just have to tell we are gonna buy a few bottles or something, but it will be all to the good. But, yeah your boy is super geeked. It is gonna be phat booty central down in that piece. Your boy is sticking to that work out plan so you know that the Big Boy is gonna have some owners of nice round phat asses lookin. When I say “Big Boy” I’m talking bout the Muthafuckin BULLY……I mean ME.

If any of yall are gonna be there you should let me know. We can get on that drank together…..Naw, for real. I’m serious bout yall hittin me up. Especially if you have a nice round phat booty (extra points for them nice hips to) and or well shaped tits (Tiff). Ok, real talk. I only directed that booty and tit stuff to women. I mean, I’m not really trying to set no one up for the okey doke or nothing…I’m actually quite the gentleman when I want to be (Right, Tiff?). And more often than not I want to be, so even if your booty is a little flat or them hips are a little narrow or your boobs aren’t too well shaped and kinda look like fried eggs hanging on a nail you should still hit me up. We all friends in here. Oh, and one more thing: Me, I, the Muthafuckin BULLY doesn’t do dudes. Nope. Not at all. I gotta say this cause my lil sister has a gay friend….. a gay friend that has a fucking homo-crush on me. Blrech!! This fruity patooty ass dude had the nerve to say that I am cute……Niggro please. I mean damn, females don’t even call me cute, I damn sure don’t want no dude saying that crap. And what makes this so relevant to south beach trip is that apparently the homos use Memorial Day Weekend as their little Gay Pride weekend too. Sooooo, now my sister isn’t allowed to know where I am staying just to make sure that she doesn’t slip and tell fruity man where I am and then he comes over and then have to catch that ass whoopin from a group of 7 black engineers……Do the NSBE stomp on that rudy poo niggro. Oh, and why does this gay dude have to be one of those really big ones? I mean ol boy is bout 6-4, and looks like a swoll up soft ass Mr. Clean?

-Cass The Ghost