Oh the temptations
Soooo the BULLY got rid of two days of sitting as a juror on an attempted murder one case. I ended up being an alternate and didn't get to Deliberate. The nigga ended up gettin off on a Second Degree Attempted Murder charge. That nigga knew what the hell he was doin. How the hell do you walk to your car, go under the seat, get your loaded .45, walk to the front of your car, aim, hold that position while you are called a coward and shit and then start firing and walking toward the dude, unloading the damn gun, still be pissed and walk up on the dude you have been shooting, kisk him in the face and say "Take that pussynigga"? And then try to make it seem like you didn't have plans on killing the dude when you got your gun in the first place. Oh, and the other dude was completely un armed, smaller and just wanted to fist fight cause you were trying his woman in front of him. Bullshit.
Anyway, the reason for this blog...... Damn, I don't really know who all reads this damn thing anymore, so I am gonna have to talk candidly.....or atleast vaguely (however it is spelled....I really wish blogger had spellcheck). Damn, this is gonna be hard to really get my dilema across. Oh shit, I just noticed that blogger does have spell check....helllsss yeah.
So as I was leaving the courthouse I saw this girl I knew that is closely tied to a group that includes some one that is very close to me and an ex-girlfriend and a good female friend and a chick that I kicked it with a couple times (really, just like twice), and some of them are friends with that chick I call Triflin Chick. Me and this chick....I'll call her Amazon, know each other, but never just talked to each other really. I go over and start talkin' to her....she gets a phone call and while she is on the phone I see this other chick....I'll call her High School Crush, I hope to have shit to blog about me and her one day
Anyway, this is where the game really kinda begins...So I am over talking to High School Crush and over walks Amazon. Like walks up on us so that High School Crush speaks to her. I introduce real quick, and go back to talking to HSC. She was headed to lunch, I asked if she wanted company, but she was already meeting with her Moms, so we make tentative plans to meet up another time (It was quite obvious we knew each other and we had each other's numbers already..obvious little connection) So I was thinking like...like...like damn...this girl just done walked up on me like this...is she trying to make her presence known for a reason? Oh well, keep it rollin'
I end up offering Amazon a ride cause I had nothing to do for the rest of the day, at first she was like "Noooo, I'm just gonna wait on the bus.".......So I'm driving her to her apartment, making a little small talk, gave her a little background on me and the HSC. Soooo as we roll up to the outside of her apt. She goes "There's my apartment right there, but she said it in a way that seemed like she kinda wanted me to come in with her (I know that might sound crazy to deduce that from that simple ass little sentence, but really, I know that I am not always right, but I am damn good about knowing when chicks are digging me and want to kinda kick it....trust me.) So, before she gets out she goes "You should call me when you are in town sometimes, we can hang out. Here is my number."
I am pretty caught off guard by this. So I ask her "Do you know how far Thomasville is from here?" I just wanted to make sure that she understood that I didn't live far away.... Make sure she knew I didn't just come to town like once every six months for a couple days, but then I remember that I had already told her that I came down to Tally like every weekend. She was like "Yeah, I know, bout 30-40 miles out" .........giggity giggity.
Sooo I end up asking the person that is in this group that I am really close to and she fusses and says leave the people in her group alone. And she told me that ol girl had a b-friend already. I'm like damn.....whatever nigga, you just trying to make me stay away from Amazon. I check facebook, and sure enought it says she is in a relationship and has pics of her all booed up with some shirtless dude in her latest album.
I really like Amazons size and shape...I really really do. And I really like her boldness. I mean for real. But I don't wanna just get myself into a bad situation. But I will kinda let myself get....ummmm pulled, or "seduced" even into a bad situation. So what I am doing now is laying out an air of dissaproval of me hanging out with a chick that has a b-friend via Facebook message and will see how much her boldness will do. Its not gonna take much from her, though. I'm just gonna let myself get taken in and then maybe get to show her my ding-dang-doodle.
Have I ever told y'all that I love them nice big tall women and the whole hourglass thing? Yeah, all that shit that is Miss Amazon. And she is aggressive and shit. I love it....but knowing my luck, nothing will ever happen as it shouldn't. The smartest thing would be for me not to do nothing, but when has the gol Damn BULLY been one to be safe and smart......
-Yeeaaahh
I'm the Muthafuckin' BULLY
Anyway, the reason for this blog...... Damn, I don't really know who all reads this damn thing anymore, so I am gonna have to talk candidly.....or atleast vaguely (however it is spelled....I really wish blogger had spellcheck). Damn, this is gonna be hard to really get my dilema across. Oh shit, I just noticed that blogger does have spell check....helllsss yeah.
So as I was leaving the courthouse I saw this girl I knew that is closely tied to a group that includes some one that is very close to me and an ex-girlfriend and a good female friend and a chick that I kicked it with a couple times (really, just like twice), and some of them are friends with that chick I call Triflin Chick. Me and this chick....I'll call her Amazon, know each other, but never just talked to each other really. I go over and start talkin' to her....she gets a phone call and while she is on the phone I see this other chick....I'll call her High School Crush, I hope to have shit to blog about me and her one day
Anyway, this is where the game really kinda begins...So I am over talking to High School Crush and over walks Amazon. Like walks up on us so that High School Crush speaks to her. I introduce real quick, and go back to talking to HSC. She was headed to lunch, I asked if she wanted company, but she was already meeting with her Moms, so we make tentative plans to meet up another time (It was quite obvious we knew each other and we had each other's numbers already..obvious little connection) So I was thinking like...like...like damn...this girl just done walked up on me like this...is she trying to make her presence known for a reason? Oh well, keep it rollin'
I end up offering Amazon a ride cause I had nothing to do for the rest of the day, at first she was like "Noooo, I'm just gonna wait on the bus.".......So I'm driving her to her apartment, making a little small talk, gave her a little background on me and the HSC. Soooo as we roll up to the outside of her apt. She goes "There's my apartment right there, but she said it in a way that seemed like she kinda wanted me to come in with her (I know that might sound crazy to deduce that from that simple ass little sentence, but really, I know that I am not always right, but I am damn good about knowing when chicks are digging me and want to kinda kick it....trust me.) So, before she gets out she goes "You should call me when you are in town sometimes, we can hang out. Here is my number."
I am pretty caught off guard by this. So I ask her "Do you know how far Thomasville is from here?" I just wanted to make sure that she understood that I didn't live far away.... Make sure she knew I didn't just come to town like once every six months for a couple days, but then I remember that I had already told her that I came down to Tally like every weekend. She was like "Yeah, I know, bout 30-40 miles out" .........giggity giggity.
Sooo I end up asking the person that is in this group that I am really close to and she fusses and says leave the people in her group alone. And she told me that ol girl had a b-friend already. I'm like damn.....whatever nigga, you just trying to make me stay away from Amazon. I check facebook, and sure enought it says she is in a relationship and has pics of her all booed up with some shirtless dude in her latest album.
I really like Amazons size and shape...I really really do. And I really like her boldness. I mean for real. But I don't wanna just get myself into a bad situation. But I will kinda let myself get....ummmm pulled, or "seduced" even into a bad situation. So what I am doing now is laying out an air of dissaproval of me hanging out with a chick that has a b-friend via Facebook message and will see how much her boldness will do. Its not gonna take much from her, though. I'm just gonna let myself get taken in and then maybe get to show her my ding-dang-doodle.
Have I ever told y'all that I love them nice big tall women and the whole hourglass thing? Yeah, all that shit that is Miss Amazon. And she is aggressive and shit. I love it....but knowing my luck, nothing will ever happen as it shouldn't. The smartest thing would be for me not to do nothing, but when has the gol Damn BULLY been one to be safe and smart......
-Yeeaaahh
I'm the Muthafuckin' BULLY
posted by RAGING BULL at 7:47 PM
1 Comments:
Your "ding-dang-doodle" huh? Be a good boy Clyde :)
And what's up with paragraph 1 (start sarcasm here) How do you really feel? (end sarcasm)
Hmmm...tall, hourglass women, I know a chick that fits that description, she looks alot like me! HAHA
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