Hola Putos!!
That was a little espaniol for my homey QQ.
So....Niggas and Bitches....and for you lurkin ass lurkers Bitch ass niggas This is another alcohol induced blizzog from your boy.
So, yeah, I am back down in Tampuh, stayin with my Homie T from Connecticut. She is going in to work tomorrow early as hell for a hot minute, so she went on to bed.
I'm dressed pretty fly, gettin my pre-sip on 'fo I head to this little clizzub.
T is a cool as chick. Maaaaad cool. Last weekend after banging some broad out I sent a text to my boy Bello sayin "I'm just gonna find a broad like T and I'm gonna wifey her up". Yeah, she, is a good chick. She is attractive, kinda tomboyish, but still pretty girlie, Ma Bully digs her and she likes to throw down in the kitchen. The weird thing is that she is my only female friend that i haven't had any sort of sexual type thing with. The only one and I kinda like that. I can kick it with her and not have to worry about sexual tension.....Well, not really.
I used to be alot more sexually attracted to her, but she has gotten a lot skinnier and its kinda like that sexual spark aint there, even though she is still a hot chick and at some glances I kinda get turned on. Like I'll happen to look at her super flat stomach and be like DDDAAAAMMMNNN thats kinda sexy. And then I can't completely talk to her about sexual type stuff without feeling a little weird. Like we got to talking and she told me about this female that we both know and how the female has had a twois with 2 dudes. T said she was kinda jealous.
Now under normal circumstances I would just sujjest myself and one o' my boys, or myself and Who Gives a Fuck. I just kinda played it cool and told her that I didn't see it as that big a deal and that I figured that damn near everychick would do it if offered the oppurtunity (maybe I'm jaded...but hell, I've tag team banged a chick with one of my boys before and known 2 other chicks that I banged that wanted it to happen....whatever)
Anyway, I don't even know why I started this blizzog.....oh, and it somehow came up that she told me that her boobages was 36 D.......damn, maybe I should have started suckin' on 'em immediately.
I kinda like the idea of us being actual platonic friends and me not just having to lie to chicks that I am involved with, but I still kinda wanna bang her out.....freak her like she wouldn't expect as a matter of fact, but....I really wouldn't even feel right doing it.
Ok, lemme get back to my pre-sip so I can DIP to the club, meet a bitch, go back to her place, bang her out and then have a story to tell T in the morning.
-Nuttayballs
So....Niggas and Bitches....and for you lurkin ass lurkers Bitch ass niggas This is another alcohol induced blizzog from your boy.
So, yeah, I am back down in Tampuh, stayin with my Homie T from Connecticut. She is going in to work tomorrow early as hell for a hot minute, so she went on to bed.
I'm dressed pretty fly, gettin my pre-sip on 'fo I head to this little clizzub.
T is a cool as chick. Maaaaad cool. Last weekend after banging some broad out I sent a text to my boy Bello sayin "I'm just gonna find a broad like T and I'm gonna wifey her up". Yeah, she, is a good chick. She is attractive, kinda tomboyish, but still pretty girlie, Ma Bully digs her and she likes to throw down in the kitchen. The weird thing is that she is my only female friend that i haven't had any sort of sexual type thing with. The only one and I kinda like that. I can kick it with her and not have to worry about sexual tension.....Well, not really.
I used to be alot more sexually attracted to her, but she has gotten a lot skinnier and its kinda like that sexual spark aint there, even though she is still a hot chick and at some glances I kinda get turned on. Like I'll happen to look at her super flat stomach and be like DDDAAAAMMMNNN thats kinda sexy. And then I can't completely talk to her about sexual type stuff without feeling a little weird. Like we got to talking and she told me about this female that we both know and how the female has had a twois with 2 dudes. T said she was kinda jealous.
Now under normal circumstances I would just sujjest myself and one o' my boys, or myself and Who Gives a Fuck. I just kinda played it cool and told her that I didn't see it as that big a deal and that I figured that damn near everychick would do it if offered the oppurtunity (maybe I'm jaded...but hell, I've tag team banged a chick with one of my boys before and known 2 other chicks that I banged that wanted it to happen....whatever)
Anyway, I don't even know why I started this blizzog.....oh, and it somehow came up that she told me that her boobages was 36 D.......damn, maybe I should have started suckin' on 'em immediately.
I kinda like the idea of us being actual platonic friends and me not just having to lie to chicks that I am involved with, but I still kinda wanna bang her out.....freak her like she wouldn't expect as a matter of fact, but....I really wouldn't even feel right doing it.
Ok, lemme get back to my pre-sip so I can DIP to the club, meet a bitch, go back to her place, bang her out and then have a story to tell T in the morning.
-Nuttayballs
Labels: Drunk talk
posted by RAGING BULL at 12:17 AM
11 Comments:
*desperately wheezing at title*
*goes back to read cause she really couldn't get past that*
I kind of like having my J around too, it's a good male perspective from a biased source, a bias to see you happy cause they know you more than anyone else
I mean that man can shop for me and I basically give him my card number and let him pick out shit I need (especially electronics) and is cool for a chick when they have a friend that they can hang out with and feel protected when outside.. like being escorted about, that's cool
And I Followed your advice, to hilarious results, I think I'm stuck with Big Beefy for now
Hey car buddy. I have a qwestion: What if she stepped to you, like really stepped to you. Could you resist. And I dont mean where yall just sitting on the couch and she's just like, maybe we could just... But I mean if she had her arms around you and was all up in your ear on some, "please baby don't make me beg, unless you want me to get on my knees and beg..." type of ish.
........damn
Ummm....
It honestly kinda weirds me out to think about something like that.
I really think it would have to be something way more drastic like just all of a sudden we just start kissing. Like the shit you see in movies. Shit get started before you have time to think about it.
Yeah, but it does kinda weird me out to think about it.
Go ahead and get it! So how did your night turn out?
Man sex ruins everything, be careful who you sleep with…
Cosign MsP...sex can ruin that comfy little relationship you now have with her.
Aww, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel weird. Was just wondering cause all my male friendships have ended badly after taking it to that next level.
I'm the female of your story, I have a guy friend that is strictly platonic, but as of recent he's been talkin some ol bullshit. Don't get me wrong homeboy is fly as fuck and I would do him in a heartbeat, but I don't want to lose that friendship. My loss would be much greater than my gain.
And are you in Tampa FL?? Cuz that's like 45 min from me!
Ooohh, Ladyshay, no....I live in South Ga. I just really like Tampuh and since my homegirl lives down there I am starting to show up a lot. Wait till it gets warm...you gonna see me and her at the beach all the time. It only takes your boy 3 and a half hours and half a tank o gas to get there.
Next time I'm down you will have to cook me something.
WE could def do that! I love Tampa. Not as much as MIA, but more than this fuck ass O-Town I'm in now.
Yes, Orlando is SUPER WACK!! I go there semi-often just to kick it with some great friends. But yeah, the M-I-Yayo is great to visit, but aint no way in Hell I'd live there.
Next trip to Orlando: March 19-23
Next trip to Meeyahmi: May 23-27
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