You know what really grinds my gears?????

Bitch ass, punk ass, sissy ass, Yankee ass, metro ass rules of fuck ass fashion.

What the fuck!!??!?!!

Why can't a man just put on some decent clothes that match and don't stank and be good?

Naw......a man gotta make sure his jeans are of the right darkness and shit for the certain time of day and shit. Thats some ol' weak ass metrosexual punk ass shit.

What ever happened to men being men and letting women be women? Man be tough, woman be pretty?

And you know what makes me even more pissed?


That if I don't follow those punk ass sissy ass dressing rules then I look like a fuckin' tacky douche.

I hate looking like a douche.

Now I gotta make sure my darker jeans are dark enough to be worn at night and shit.

That shit is sooooo hella homosexual.

Maaaannnnn I wish I could just put on some fuckin man ass clothes, look like a fuckin man and be happy. What do I want to wear tonight? I wanna wear my fly ass "Power to the People" T-shirt with my favorite Levis, but are my levis dark enough? Even though the party's dress code says casual....are all the sissy ass dressing greeks and shit gonna be casual and shit? Am I gonna show up in a button up and dark jeans, be all ornery feeling, cuss out the chick I'm gonna be gettin all giggity giggity with and fight some old ass frat guys?

I don't know.....maybe I shouldn't drink.....or maybe I should just drink before I go....and hope I'm mellowed out before I get there.

Fuuuuucccckkkkk I pre-paid for this shit.

Fuck it.

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.


-the Muthahfuckin' BULLY

......Really, dog.....really?

Al Reynolds.....

I really don't feel like I need to say anymore cause just that dude's name makes me lmmao.

Seriously though, I aint mad at what he did. In a way I kinda applaud him and that dude that married Tony McMillan. For real. That was some good payback ....Mike Tyson was my hero.....Robyn Givens better hope she don't eeeevvvveeerr come cross me in the Streets.

Fa Real. If women can be golddiggers so can femenine ass men.

Here is what I don't like. Matter of fact this is what I hate..... I hate it when people try to insult my inteligence. Yeah, I may be a big silly lookin Negro that they call the BULLY, but I ain't no dummy, Al. Whicho Gay Ass. Tomboutsum "I'm not gay".....Niggro PLEEAAASSE.

Look at this shit.



Look at this ol' lispy as lispy fool. Tilting his head and using his lips too damn much.

Look at that fools lower lip. Its got a dip in it.....that dip is formed by sucking on a lot of jibbies.

Now, I could go on and on about why I think this dude is gay, and many of you may try to discredit me beause I'm a southern male and we aint about all that metrosexual, manscaping fuggshyt, and gay ass Ed Hardy GAY ASS DRAWS like these.

Really....look how not right that shit might look on a real ass not-gay negro like myself.

Anyway................... I decided to get some expert oppinions.

Thats right..... Gay people.

I enlisted the help of homersexuals.

Check theses comments from the nice people over at Towleroad.com

-Gal Reynolds is NOT gay. He's on the down low. That's entirely different from gay. Really ya'll it isssss.

-Okay, let's review:
Afalfa cum Pee Wee Herman Helmet Cut
Extreme Eyebrow Wax Job
Mustache Trim
Chronic Gayface and Lip Pursing Thoughout Interview
Strategic Head Back Toss
Just for Men Hair Color (Dark Brown)
Denial of Homosexuality


Discuss.

-Just because he attended a Fire Island Pines party dressed as Bam-Bam from The Flintstones does NOT make Al Reynolds gay!

-Al Reynolds almost melted my gay-dar the first time that I saw him. Al, you may not consider yourself gay. There is a term that some folk would use instead. Ever heard the term "MSM"? Men that sleep with men, but may have a woman or two on the side

-All right, fine fine FINE. You're not gay already. You go to gay bars, you dress like a one-man circuit party and you have the worst taste in women since Ferdinand Marcos--but you're not gay. Hooray for you.

Well, there you have it...straight from the gay ass horses mouth.

-the Muthafuggin BULLY



p.s.: NIGGER (you know I gotta say it atleast once in a post........HOLLLAAAA!!!)