You know what really grinds my gears?????

Bitch ass, punk ass, sissy ass, Yankee ass, metro ass rules of fuck ass fashion.

What the fuck!!??!?!!

Why can't a man just put on some decent clothes that match and don't stank and be good?

Naw......a man gotta make sure his jeans are of the right darkness and shit for the certain time of day and shit. Thats some ol' weak ass metrosexual punk ass shit.

What ever happened to men being men and letting women be women? Man be tough, woman be pretty?

And you know what makes me even more pissed?


That if I don't follow those punk ass sissy ass dressing rules then I look like a fuckin' tacky douche.

I hate looking like a douche.

Now I gotta make sure my darker jeans are dark enough to be worn at night and shit.

That shit is sooooo hella homosexual.

Maaaannnnn I wish I could just put on some fuckin man ass clothes, look like a fuckin man and be happy. What do I want to wear tonight? I wanna wear my fly ass "Power to the People" T-shirt with my favorite Levis, but are my levis dark enough? Even though the party's dress code says casual....are all the sissy ass dressing greeks and shit gonna be casual and shit? Am I gonna show up in a button up and dark jeans, be all ornery feeling, cuss out the chick I'm gonna be gettin all giggity giggity with and fight some old ass frat guys?

I don't know.....maybe I shouldn't drink.....or maybe I should just drink before I go....and hope I'm mellowed out before I get there.

Fuuuuucccckkkkk I pre-paid for this shit.

Fuck it.

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.


-the Muthahfuckin' BULLY

The shit I do is not supposed to be done to me.

Ok....so Saturday night Slim chick #2 was over and was playin with my phone, like she always does, except this time she actually had the balls to go through it. I knew she was gonna do it and I didn't give a fuck.

This is how things went
Her: Who is (real name of Slim Chick #1)?
the BULLY: A friend.
Her: And she calls you "Honey"?
the BULLY: Yep. We have known each other for a loooong time.
Her: And you call her "Babe"?
the BULLY:......Yep. We're dating.
Her: Are you sleeping with her?
the BULLY: (thinks about the text sent to Q tellin her how I banged ol girl out twice...real real good) Gimme my damn cell phone.
the BULLY: ...........Yeah, we have sex sometimes. (Well, its only sex sometimes cause we aren't together all the time. We're like little rabbits around each other)

I told her that I reallly did like her (slim chick #2), but I'm just not ready to be exclusive. And that is the real deal.


Her: blah blah blah
the BULLY: Blah blah blah blah

after a while

her: So can get me a friend with benefits?
the BULLY: I can't stop you. I'm not saying I'll like it, but I can't stop you.

Fast forward to yesterday.

Her: Well, you told me that you wanted to know, so I have met a dude and we are gonna start dating.
the BULLY: Damn......ok........(starts thinking about how he has been thinking about chick a lot ore lately and how much he has thought about her lately and all that.......and e-mails with Q about her and all that shit........starts to feel like saying fuck all that. If she wants to talk to other dude fuckin' let her. And let her fuckin miss me.)

I told her that I didn't like it. She tried to argue her point that she should be able to do it if I was, but I just repeatedly cut her off and told her that I wasn't telling her to not do shit. I told her that I didn't like it...and had to figure out if I would let my pride win and no talk to her anymore.

Anyway.....I didn't sleep to well last night. I called her on her house and cell phones and she didn't return my calls...second time she has done that this week. (The first time was Tuesday night.....she told me she was with dude...How nice.) So, I kinda feel like I should try to still kick it with chick cause I was doing it first, so why should she sit and wait on me and all that bullshit, but....I feel like she is intentionally doing this to try to game me. If a broad tries to game me I don't play into that shit which makes me want to do waaaayyyy less than what I would have normally done.

But maybe this is a point that I should swallow my pride and show her she is worth me pursuing and all that. Which is something I rarely (or never) do. (Yeah, I am an arrogant ass BULL of a man). I do things to show chicks that I like/care for them, but when it comes to breaking myself for a chick....going against my pride.....naw, homie. That shit don't just happen too often. And doing anything at all that may seem like I am feeding into the "He is now trying to outshine the other guy/compete for her attention" type thing is NOT gonna go well with my big BULLISH pride.

Right now, the only way I see me doing this and making myself happy is if I put in the effort just to fuck her right quick and then stop calling her. But I don't really want to do that to her.....not really.

Maybe I'll just break myself a litte and see what happens.

Edit:
I'll just pursue as normal, but the moment that I do not feel like I am a priority I fall back.

fffuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk....come one Memorial Day Weekend!!

-the BULLY