Thursday, January 21, 2010

Dear Heidi Montag

Good job, bitch.


Real talk, Heidi, I don't know who you are.....or why you are on tv or why I should even give a fuck that you are on tv or had all that plastic surgery, but I think you did a good damn job.


peep the transformation hhhheeerrreeee muhfuggahs.


You went from a lack luster ass pink toe, to a pretty damn good looking pink toe.


-the Motherfuckin' BULLY

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9 Comments:

Blogger ExpatCentral said...

She went from 23 to fugging 40!

She had her ears pinned back? Really?

But she didn't even look bad! Save me from chicks who's self-esteem is wrapped up in their looks...

6:53 PM  
Blogger Qucifer said...

That Dawg was blessed with an Important Chin

7:02 PM  
Blogger RAGING BULL said...

....ol' super hero.....me, myself, and Irene type chin..........make her ass wear a red ass costume and shit type chin........ol' ejaculate never dribbles down and falls on the breast because it all stayed on the chin type chin.

7:42 PM  
Blogger kit von b. said...

bitch looks horrid

8:39 AM  
Blogger nonotthejacket said...

The heffa looks like a bad Tussaud's figure of herself. She needs some counseling to find her dignity and set some priorities

2:52 PM  
Blogger Gem said...

*ctrl+alt+deletes my life*

3:25 PM  
Blogger edotcarter said...

Good thing I only check your blog so often otherwise I would get nothing done. This is why...you sir are class personified, which is why I fux wit u! My N-word (the thug way, not the slavery way) Ask me about that some time.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Dope Fiend said...

she look the same no?

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you cant be serious Bully.

mark my words, she keeps the plastic surgery crap up, she is going to look like the Wildenstein in like 10 years.

Behold the Wildenstein:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/category/jocelyn-wildensetin/

4:51 PM  

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