Thursday, January 21, 2010

Dear Heidi Montag

Good job, bitch.


Real talk, Heidi, I don't know who you are.....or why you are on tv or why I should even give a fuck that you are on tv or had all that plastic surgery, but I think you did a good damn job.


peep the transformation hhhheeerrreeee muhfuggahs.


You went from a lack luster ass pink toe, to a pretty damn good looking pink toe.


-the Motherfuckin' BULLY

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Thanks Everyone For the Happy Birthday Wishes

See....I'm not ungreatful. I'm just a lazy procrastinaor.

I really did appreciate all the "Happy B-day!" stuff. It all really helped to make my day great.

It was great....even though neither Chocl8t nor Kiki (or even Baby Kiki Wallace) sent me a pic of their booties.

Matter of fact, no one sent me pictures of booties. I did get a couple of titty pics, but nooo booty pics. Not even from a glow in the dark negress that posted a pic of herself droppin a dime on the toilet (Ms. Puddin) .

Y'all are great....I don't care what anyone *cough*Slaus*cough* might say about y'all via personal corporate e-mails with trumped up fancy signatures touting positions like engineer of this and that and account manager of this.

I started this out feeling all nice and happy then blogger fucked up and I had to re-write and then the mood got a lil darker. And then since I started shouting people out I figured I would take this oppurtunity to say that I want to punch Don in his eye...maybe choke that man out or something.....catch him with the pointy part of my elbow right over his left eye. No hard feelin's homey....I just think maybe we should get into a fight or something. You are kinda like my antithesis...ol' poem writing negro. You prolly read the newspaper too......


Mr. Pickles

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