Friday, January 13, 2006

You really might not want to fuck with me.

So, yeah, I bet you guys are thinking this is gonna be about me whooping peoples asses and making them have to go to the E.R. and be so fucked up till they can't go to work and have to take Codeine and shit for pain and all that. Well........your wrong, not completely, but still wrong.

Yeah, so someone did end up in the E.R. a couple times and had to take time off from work and all that, but it wasn't from no damn fight, but there was a little ass whooping (well atleast ass smacking) going on. The BULLY kinda sorta bruised and beat up someone's cervix, and believe it or not that kinda made a couple of other problems come up.

Quite the learning experience. Freaky Positions+The BULLY+The Desire to push all the way in+An adventurous Partner+The BULLY's W-E-I-N-E-R=Not Good. (Well, sometimes, but mostly it =Really Good)

Top that, Black Hoe!!
-Mister Pickles

Saturday, January 07, 2006

I'm pissed right now, but......

I really really need to get some shit off my chest, and I can't do it cause I have shown too many goddamn people this site. I will say this, though, ......well, no I won't.

Y'all ladies really do frustrate a nigga.

-Mister Pickles

Monday, January 02, 2006

Celebreality

I don't even know where, or atleast how to begin. Flavor Fuckin Flav. This man......not only used his last show to completely embarass Public Enemy, but now he has a show full of fine ass women. Women with fat asses, bountiful breastessesss, big nipples, and all that shit. And they all act like they want him and wanna push up on him and all that. I'm mad cause that nigga is ugly ugly. And old. And ugly ugly.

Goddamnit.....I hate this show.