Yeeeaaahhhh

Yeah, so I figured if I am gonna move then I might as well change everythang.


More to come later!!

Some Scary Ass Shit

.....Soooooo, yeah, I'm sittin here on a Friday night. Not doin' shit. I was kinda invited.....damn near begged to go over to this other little town and kick it. I was gonna go, but now I'm not so sure. After some innanet porn and by myself time I just kinda feel like chillaxin. I have also cracked a couple beers, so I really might be chillin. Idk. The drank may drive me to do something else.

But....shiiiitttt, a nigga wants to hit the gym in the morning. I got a good amount of shit to do tomorrow in Tally-heezay tomorrow. I skipped the gym today so I gotta get in there tomorrow for that 5th day of working out this week. And I am mad tired. Gotta catch up on some sleep. Need sleep to get a good work out.

A nigga is feeling/being mad cheap right now. Part of me getting my shit right is me to stop blowing so much loot on bullshit and saving my money.

Damn, they just showed the Atheletes from Mali...and I'll be damned if I didn't just see the prettiest darkest...Dark Dark shiny Djimon in Blood Diamond Dark ass pretty ass heffa.

Nigga, I want to go to China and snatch her ass and introduce her to indoor plumbing and have her looooovvveee me for it.

Back to a nigga being cheap. I blow a lot of money on the eating out and partying and all that shit. I still live in an apartment. I'm starting to not like that. I'm getting on the save my money kick. If I'm gonna blow it on something it might as well be on some big shit so I have something to show for it.

MMmm, Eritrea is on. They pretty.

Oh my G-D. JAMAICA

WTF

What the Fuck.....

Don't make no damn sense how pretty them damn Jamaicans are. And you know all of the women are sprinters coming from Jamaica.

Sprinters, Nigga......Really, dog......Fine ass dark pretty ass sprinters....from Jamaica? Tomboutsum "Lawdamercy...buck buck buck .....booyakah...bloodclot" GAATTDAMN I want some.

If I went over to the Olympics...Nigga I would straight get arrested. And try to play it off like I didn't know you weren't allowed to beat off during the track and field events while you were still in Stadium and shit. Bunch of tiny ass chinese cops run on me and I'm sittin up with Steve in hand like "What's the problem Officers?"

But, yeah, I'm trying to save a third of my bring home pay. That's right. mothahfuckah, your boy is tryin to bank 33% of bring home and thats AFTER 401k and all that. Yeah, I'm workin hard towards that.

Why did some muthafuggin country walk out in the parade in a red Tee and jean shorts. They shit looked hella bap.

But yeah, if you haven't already figured it out I'm watching the Olympic opening Ceremonies. And that shit has scared the HAYULL outta me. Them little motherfuckahs had 15,000 performers. Mothahfuckin 15,000 performers. If a motherfuckah can put out that many cats to just dance and perform and sang and wave flags and all that shit...then you know they can put some serious numbers out to whoop up on some ass. America better stay owing china some money. Hold that shit over their heads like a sumbitch.

You woop our ass, you aint gettin SHIT back. Fuck you China...you MONSTER!!

Lemme call ol' girl and cancel on her and go and get more beer.


Ummm, Bahamians.....

I'm dancing now bitches.

How to get the BULLY to dance:

Combine the following
BEER (Or any type of alcohol)
Toight ass music (Tonight's choice: 66 RAW....thats on XM Radio for all you unknownsts......its the only place you can hear some real ass unedited, deep off the Album or mix tape type shit)

other things to that can make the BULLY dance
Bad Ass Bitches

YYYYYEEEEAAAHHHH

So the United States Rolled through the Olympic Parade like a big ol' gang of gangsters Rockin Kangol's and shit.

I been workin' out yall.....

shit is startin to get a little scary.

the Amazon has been tellin a nigga that his arms are gettin bigger. I'm not gaining weight...matter of fact it is droppin a little. After the work out on this last monday your boy was 251.5, and thats down from bout 262. and the arms and chest are poppin out. I'm getting toighter and harder.

I'm thinkin about tryin to bust shit down to about 235-230...but if I get below 240 I'm good.

I'm a fuckin BEAST

I'm gonna be in Atl come the end of September for the Atl Classic. Thats FAMU and Tennessee Tech or State or some shit like that. I better see both Chocl8t and Jaila While I am up there. Maybe we can all go get out bang bang on. (Thats shootin at the gun range for all you lames.)

One of my readers might be getting her first Lezzie experience tonight. I wish her good luck.

I told her lickin a Clit is really not bad at all....I wouldn't suggest stickin her tongue in that thing just yet, but lickin the clit and round the lips aint that bad.

Shhiiiiiitttt, I'm gonna go drink some more beer.

Later bitches.

-the PICKLE