Yooo, BULLY, where you been?

Bitch....I been to Shaolin.

Ha ha, not really. Still in South Ga. Chillin' like a villian...with no need for penecillin.....that means Steve aint illin..... cause he only messes with clean women that are willin....it aint Slim Chick #2 thats top billin..... Its the Amazon thats been keepin me grinnin'.....In the lady and booby race she is hands down winnin'....it aint happened yet, but it won't be long before we start sinnin' (sexin')....we just started this game , but it feels like the 6th innin'....


Yeeeeaaahhhhh, y'all negros and negresses should not never give me positive reinforcement on shit.

But, yeah, I'm pretty much through with Slim Chick #2. Last time I talked to her was Monday evening, before gym. I haven't called her, she hasn't called me, but some did call me during my lunch break and left a message on the desk phonio. Me and the Amazon have really kinda hit it off. We e-mail and text each other all day and talk on the phone for hours at night time. I talked to Slim Chick a decent bit, but it felt like it was something I had to do. With Amazon I be all wanting to talk to her. And wanting to e-mail it up with her.

It is actually kinda scary to me. There was no ramp up or nothing...just like BOOM and we are on each other's minds like all the time.

There is a good size potion of me that doesn't trust whereever this is going....cause it is just too damn good, too damn soon.

And then there is the fact that she is a Soror of my Sis....and I have been envolved with another one of the sorrors (G-friend before last) and gone out with one or two others and banged a friend/roommate of other sorrors and my sister has been done bitched at me, like..leave my sorority alone....like I feel like I done gone through all these sorrors.

I'm keepin shit on the low. I normally always tell my sis about females that I'm kickin with, but this one is onna have to be on the hush hush. Ain't no point in getting everyone all riled up and then we end up kickin it for like a month and we are done with each other.

Anyway, I swear I'm gonna write a post with some sort of substance to it soon. I wanna do something worthy of being put up on O hell nawl.

-The BULLY

Ode to 34 DDD

This post is inspired by a fellow blogger. She is a very cute young lady....and yes....the boobages are very berry bountiful.

This goes out to you. (She said she would be too embarassed if I called her out like this so I won't say her name or link her or nothing)

I think I'm gonna take a stab at poem writing again

Ode to 34 DDD
by the BULLY

34 triple D's
They bring a big nigga like me to his knees
I hope she always continues to wear good bras
so them big ass titties don't end up at her feet
Everytime I look at her Steve jumps for joy and says Hurrah
cause from her chest them thangs stick out very far

Those 34 triple D's I would wear them as hat
Mostly the left one, the right would be jealous,
but I don't care about that
Seeing her from the back
her booty is enough to knock you of track
then you see her from the front.....
And DAAYUUMM, thats a hell of a Rack

She goes to the gym regularly
does legs and arms and crunches to keep that flat belly
But what I dream about
is seeing her running on that treadmilly.
aint a sports bra in this whole wide world
that could keep them thangs under control

I have asked and asked for a picture
I just really hope she doesn't have tiny ass nipples
I dedicate all of these lirics to you and your mammaries
I just hope that they do not make you leave my blog angrily
Now go ahead and stop being stingy
and send your boy a pic of atleast that right titty

Fin

Woooooo.....thats it right there.

Oh, yeah, I'm tombout GLO. Her titties are fuckin great. She posts pics every now and then then takes 'em down, so you will just have to lurk the shit outta her page to catch a glimpse of her. Her blog is pretty good and entertaining. She is a young Rock Head lady....doing and going through the stuff that most Rock Head girls go through, all while dealing with some things that most of us could not handle (I mean outside of the back pain that she must be dealing with due to those wonderful breasts). She is a cool chick. Go check her out and tell her I sent you.


-the Muthafuckin BULLY

did y'all really think I wasn't gonna say who's boobages I was talkin bout? Do you really think that the BULLY won't embarass someone? ........get the fuck outta heeeeeeerrrreee.

I'm tired of hearing Eb's mouth....and her Jazzy ass better add me on Facebook

More pics and or commentary to come in a few days. Keep checkin back.

So here are some pics from the Sobe Weekend. Mostly just of me cause I'm fly and it is my blizzog. Don't expect to be seeing no pics that could be used by a court of law against the BULLY or nothing like that.

The whole crew. The BULLY in back, Big Chris on the right, E-dot on the left, Solar on the upper right, and Billiam in front.

This Broad looks hella crazy.




Yeah, thats my homie, the Archbishop Pimp Don Magic Juan.

Just felt like putting this pic in here.

That is Billiam on the beach.....that nigga has 1976 era chest hair.....nigga look like Al Green by the chest.

This is my "I am so damn fly...you are lucky that I am dancing with you" face.

The BULLY and Billiam in Prive'.....yeah, this club in South Beach has plants and trees and bushes and shit growing in it. (It is an open air joint...like the middle of the joint has no roof. Its mad Flyyy.)

Thats the BULLY in the Back....after I done realized that I lost my phone. Thats Billiam on the Left and E-dot's ol' izod wearing ass. (I bet he won't let you see the inside of the shirt, though. We keeps it Gulley.)

This is my Pantented "Oh, you don't wanna dance with me.......Well I'm gonna dance with YOU" dance pose.

Yep.....see, I did it here too. It is pure gold. Don't let me catch namnotta nobody using it without proper compensation and expressed permissions.

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This last one is for GLO......she asked and now she recieves......but only the least incriminating pic that I have

.....But umm, I just showed you hers....how bout you show me yoooouuuurrrsssss.........Big ass breast on a little ol girl....some one should arrest you for that.....yeah, arrest you and let me be the nasty jailer....that you are soooo hot for cause you's a nasty broad.....yeah, real nasty.

-The BULLY

Day 3 in Sobe (Saturday)

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This post is long as HHHEEELLLLL!!

Well, it was actually day 2, but it was the 3rd day of vacay. I got up late…we planned on hitting the beach after E-dot got lunch with his homeboy, a cool ass white dude that carried his shit in a Louie Bag, got lunch and Big Chris. I layed around trying to convince myself that I was gonna get in a little more sleep…..shit didn’t happen. Neither did the Beach…it started raining and did so off and on for most of the day. (It was those cool ass Florida rains where it will shit down rain for like 15-30 minutes and then the sun will come back out and it is nice again.) Anyway, I get showered, get fresh lookin and head out to where Big Chris and E-dot and Cool Ass White dude were. I left the Brown Guy and Billiam in the room sleeping and showering and shit.

So I get down to our favorite place in Sobe to eat, drink, and kick it during the day. Yep, News Café. I start drinkin and order food. By this time, E-dot, Cool Ass and Big Chris have been saucing it up for a few hours.

So we are sittin there drankin, I’m eating too, and watching all these bitches with bad ass bodies walk by in very little clothes….we also saw some bad body bitches too, but the good far outweighed the bad. One of E-dot’s boy’s from L.A. showed up with one his homies. They were pretty cool guys, but a little niggerish….walkin round that bitch with some sort of alcoholic concoction in a gatorade bottle tombout some “Yeah, try this…this is that new shit”. They join in with the shooting of the shit and the drinking. Then THEY showed up.

Another friend of E-dot showed up. She used to work with him or someshit. She was there with a bunch of her homegirls (5-6 of em in all). Soooo yeah, your boy started scoping….I knew one of them broads was gonna have to be digging your boy. Didn’t see anyone that leapt out at me…but I end up seeing one with a tat of Africa. That shit spoke to my kinda afrocentric ass and she had a big ass (Nice wide hips….like I told E-dot, I can’t see hips the width of my shoulders and not want to grip ‘em from behind), so I spoke to her. Started out with a compliment on the tat…..led into small talk small talk small talk….

And here is where I realized thing between me and her would get a little fun

Bully: (Notices decent sized diamond) Sooooo …..you married? I see you have ring on.
Hips: Yeah, I’m married. Blah blah.
BULLY: OK (Turns around and starts to walk off)
Hips: (Grabs BULLY and pulls him back) Naw, c’mon now. Don’t be like that.

Yep…..it was like that. But there is more

So we talk a little more and

Hips: So, what do you do?
BULLY: I do security….sometimes personal security.
Hips: (Grabs BULLY, Pulls him in tight) Are you going to be my bodyguard?
BULLY: Shiiiitttt, you better get that nigga you are married to to be your bodyguard. (I’m a funny ass negro)

Sooooo, yeah, we were getting our serious flirt on. BULLY arm around the back of her chair type me claiming her type shit. Touching her on the back of her neck with muh finger tips and shit. (Yeah, I do that shit…..so what)

But shit gets even better. There was another chick in the group. Even though my initial assessment didn’t show any obvious BULLY wanters there was another. And yes, she did come over. And . Started. Flirting and touching too. She sat in muh lap some, sat next to me all leaning on your boy and shit. The crew is looking at me like that young threesome is about to pop off. Shit was great. But I really didn’t even care about the other chick. I was feeling ol’ married ass Hips.

Also, while we were sittin there we saw Luenell.....she is most commonly known for her role as a prostitute in "Borat" or being on Comicview tombout she too cheap to by strapless bras, so she just hangs the straps off her shoulders where you can't see. Me and E-dot ran her down and took pics with her.

I tried to be a funny smart ass to her and she shut me down hard.

Then she made us both her little bitches

Luenell: Y'all know my name

E-dot and BULLY: (crickets..and deer in headlights look)

Luenell: Y'all niggas wanting pictures and don't even know my name....My name is Luenell

E-dot and BULLY: Oh, ok, Luenell we'll remember that

Luenell: Say it...say my name

E-dot and BULLY: luenell

Luenell: Say it again

E-dot and BULLY: Luenell

Luenell: Say it again...Say it loud

E-dot and BULLY: LUENELL!!

No bullshit.

Anyway, it go to lookin like the sky was gonna fall out, so we got up and walked the half block to our hotel. The chicks ened up coming by too. That shit was hella fun. Bout 12 muthafuggas in a little ass boutique hotel room. Muthafuggas that were already bout drunk and were drinking even more. E-dot turned the ipod deck thing on and niggas kept the party rollin for about an hour or so. So you know your boy, the no dancing ability having BULLY was all up on Hips’ izzass.

I don’t really remember shit else until night time (Well, I know me and the crew kept on drankin). We ended up going to Mansion that night. The girls were supposed to come too. It was $60 to wait in line, or $100 to get in no wait. None of Team Diesel like to wait so you know we dropped that Yard on it. The girls got there later, but the joint was at capacity so they found some other shit to get into.

It kinda sucked going to the club. It was rainy as fuck and we were walkin. We passed this one chick in like a gold bikini and some little short skirt type thing. She was kinda bad though. Nice big full titties…prolly D’s. Nice dark choclatey skin. Had some booty on her. She had a little bit of tude though so we aint really mess with her. She ended up in line with us, but she still kinda had some tude.

Anyway, me and the crew got in the club. It was jumpin. For the most part we all stayed together in the same area. We dancing and bullshittin and drinkin and shit. I end up pulling this random chicks top up while we were dancing. I’m tombout shirt and bra. Your boy had titties in his hands…..and mouth (don’t ask why). E-dot caught a couple pics of titties in my hands….

Later on I started walking around…thoroughly drunk by now. I see this Jazzy ass big girl. She was big, but it was all in a good shape. Ass and thighs and titties…and some gut. I’m dancing with her and grippin her hips (I can’t help it). I don’t feel any panty lines.

BULLY: Girl, you aint got no draws on……
Big Girl: Naw, its too hot to wear underwear down here.
BULY: (Grabs tittays) …but you are wearing a bra
Big Girl:………lol yeah…

Anyway…we got all types of inappropriate in the club, on the dance floor. Not to get too far into details but Steve came out and said hi for a bit and after I walked off I was putting my finger in people’s faces like “Hey, smell this.” (I did, accidentally touch one of my boys lip. It really was on accident. I felt real bad…and didn’t tell him where that finger had been)

But yeah, that was a good example of how that weekend wasn’t right. Shit was backwards. Normally things go Meet girl, get name, then number, then put jibby on her. That time it was meet girl, put jibby on her, get number, then get name. But a nigga ain’t complaining.

So…I end up walking off again. I end up upstairs and run into the chick that had on the gold Bikini. We all ended referring to her as Goldie. Goldie was just sittin there and I went up and started talking to her. She acted a little tudey at first but then warmed up on some ol I was just playin hard to get type shit. She was all like “You said you were gonna come find me and you did blah blah blah” Did I say that shit to her? Maybe in my druken game spittin flyness. Some ol shit that I say that is flyyy, but I have no intentions of following through on and then almost immediately forget that I ever even said that shit.

She tells me its her b-day or about to be her b-day or some shit (nigga I was real drunk). And we get to getting close and dancing and all that and I’m really feeling broad. And she is all nibbling on a nigga’s earlobe and kissing a niggas neck and shit……I was feeling the hell outta broad…which led me to something that a young pimpin man like myself (I was pimpin for the holiday weekend atleast) should never do……I kissed that ho in the mouth.

Yeah….I’m not proud of that shit, but I was really drunk and was really REALLY feeling that broad. (The crew ragged on me about it, but one of the boys linked up with another bad broad that was confessing her love to his ass…he, apparently was really REALLY feeling that broad too cause he kissed her in the mouth too)

Anyway…Goldie ended up blowing me off like I gotta go find my girls that I came here with. I’ll holler at you when the club is over. I never heard from her again. The other dude got chicks digits….but he only got the area code and 6 other digits. 310-XXX-XXXI don’t know.

But real talk…how you gonna be kissing on a nigga, get him to kiss you in the mouth and then not link up and atleast get some of Steve in your guts? I don’t just be kissing broads all in the mouth (and for the record there wasn’t any tongue…just a lil lip suckin….I think. I was fuckin drunk) all willy nilly and shit.

That was a funny day for me. I don’t normally crush…especially chicks that I have just met, but I not only fell for Goldie I was really feeling Hips too. Had me all like “I think Iike Goldie even more than Hips”. Sounding like a straight up BIIIIIIITTTCCCHHHH!!

So, anyway, I didn’t link up with Hips either that night and we ended up at this place called Big Pinks to get some Breakfast pizza around 530 in the am. I got to talking to these Black british chicks over the importance of black folks learning their heritage and figuring out where you came from all the way back to Africa and all that. I told chick that Black Americans kinda had to create our own thing over here in America because we weren’t allowed to carry on our culture and all that. I said it was good to know to a point, but tracing shit all the way bay to Africa was all but pointless…..mostly because it is damn near impossible. She called me ignorant and shit.

I got pissed. (I had drank too much and was too tired to continue arguing rationally) So I just abruptly got up said “Good night, nice meeting you.” And bounced.

We make it back to the hotel and the crew called me dirty and said I had Hepatitis XYZ.

That was Saturday.

-The Muthafuggin BULLY

Maybe I should have played Hooky

So.....yeah, it looks like your boy is kinda headed towards a COMMITTED relationship. Kinda. I was dating 2 slim little chicks. Now I am dating one, I have told some nice thick chick that I couldn't poke cause I was thinking bout my slm chick. I banged out my bottom chick this past weekend and I couldn't really get into it and didn't want to do it anymore. So when the BULLY starts losing interest in random and or meaningless sex then it means the BULLY is bout ready to commit.

But.....the BULLY is no longer a fool.

I'm still talking to new chicks. there is another slim chick. She is kinda tall, bout my height (5-8/5-9. She is mad cool. Wants to get off in the gym with me for a little. That is awesome.

There is also this big ol amazon type chick. 6 feet and a lil over 200 lbs of dark choclatey goodness. She is a fuckin' giant and I love it. If we had kids they would have to use one of those cranes that they use to hoist up big ass fish just so the doctor could pop its booty.

We always have good convo cause she is a smart ass....always has an answer for everything. Soooo we were talkin last night, I got off the phone with her and not 5 minutes later she texts me:

I kno u don't really like ur job that much so u should come cuddle and play hooky tomorrow. No is not an option...

Sooo, I'm sittin here at work all tired and not feeling like doing shit....I should have gone over and cuddled with her giant ass.

uuuggghhhhh

-the muthafuckin bully

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