My Nigga

Sooooooo, your boy has been up here in Bumblescum for damn near 2 weeks, and boy do I have plenty of shit to blog about. I banged a hot milf. Well, I don't know if i have really put this into any of my blogs, but I'll tell you now. I like to put chicks that I bang into categories and or rankings. Nothing real rigid or organized, or even all that pre-meditated. An example is banging in different places. It usually happens after the act, I'll sit back and categorize it, or more like make a category and then put it in there. Examples: My last weekend in Texas I banged a chick in the workout room of my apartment complex. Afterwards I was like "I can mark that off the list." The thing is, it wasn't on the list to begin with. Or after I banged a chick on a golf coures or in a parking garage. They weren't on anylist, but I was still able to mark them off. Oh, same goes with Forbidden chick. That was an escpade that was STRAIGHT GRIMEY. Very few people know the story about Forbidden Chick, and very few ever will know.

Anyway, back to the MILF. She goes in the books as the Oldest older (30+) chick that I ever hit. (Oldest by 6 years) I don't know if any of yall noticed that shit on facebook where hobbies and shit are to be listed and I had the "I'll break that 30 year old, Fort Worth, chapter" thing, well its true. 30 year olds love me and my vigorous dick. I also keep up with ages and age ranges, so get this.......My age range for chicks that I have banged is 18 yrs. or I can say I have done 5 years younger and up to 13 years older. Don't put it into school year differences, I've done it and it makes me seem kinda gross.

Anyway, I'm really feeling happy. I'm enjoying my job, enjoying life, getting a decent social life thing started, and I just cooked for the first time up here and plan on continuing to do so. I cooked up some blackened tilapia and cheese grits. Oh yeah, that shit was wonderful. (Did you pick up on the Metropolitan Kuntry cook? Name any other Motherfucker bad ass enough to cook blackened fish and cheese grits and then serve them in the same meal........ Thats right ladies, not only do I respect a real lady, can I be the BULLY in the bedroom, I can throw down in a kitchen. Yep, thats right, good marrying stock and good cock)

-the BULLY

Becoming more of a man everyday

It is really funny to me how, as I get older, I feel myself becoming more and more of a stereotypical man. I kinda remember blogging a long while ago how I love gettin' me a nice cold beer. That shit has become like a little piece of heaven to me. No, I'm not an alchie, I don't mean I like to get a good cold beer and then get all drunk. It is just that a really good and cold bud or bud light just touches me so damn deeply.....It makes me hold the glass away from me, and just look at it in quiet admiration.

Another way is my love for women. This love for women is aside from my "trust issues" with and dislike women based in how I have been treated by them. I just really love a womanly woman. I don't meen just some ol' bitch with a big ass and tits. Pay attention folks to what I'm tonbout. Yall new age folks, thats yall men and women, have lost site of what a real woman is all about. To be honest and fair, folks have lost sight of what a real man is too. But I'm not talking bout dudes now.

A woman is not that bitch, "Like Dat". Folks are all like "Awwww, why did Flav get rid of Like Dat........He only got rid of her cause she was a big girl........blah blah blah blah" Naw, he got rid of her, not cause she wasn't a cool ass chick, cause she was, he got rid of her cause she wasn't really a woman, or ladielike or whatever you wanna call it. "Like
Dat" is just too fucking much like a dude in her ways. The thing is, too many women took that women equality shit too damn far and got shit all fucked up. Keep reading and don't start acting like I'm wrong for saying that.

Its all to the good for a woman to be strong, aggressive, forward and all that, but be like a lady. Women are supposed to have a soft, sweet air about them. Elegant, enchanting, ummmmm subtle, but bold all at the same time. Lemme think of examples from famousw women that we all know. Ok........Angela Basset. That chick is old, deffinitely has an air of dominance and self confidence about her, deffinitely has that whole run the World type thing about her, but...she has that underlying sexxy thing happenin. Ok, that is just off looks. Lets say....ummm .....the character that Sanaa Lathan played in "Love and Basketball" she was strong and all that, but still a soft lady. Chicks should be like water. Like how Bruce Lee said water can be soft and gentle, but can still wear down boulders and shit.

This is one of those times when I have not been able to express my thoughts exactly as I wanted to. Oh fucking well.

I like a chicks that is confident enough to admit that a man could complete their lives. Not them chicks that swear they don't need a man. Anygirl that says that is either a fuckin' lie, or Loves to Lick pussy.
Its only true. Man was made for woman, and woman was made for man. As much confidence that I have inmyself and as strong as I am all by myself, I know I need a woman to complete my life. Not just some brizzle, but a great woman that would balance me out, and I would do the same for her.

Oooh, I just thought of some one that has a great womanly air about her that most of us know. Tiff Warrior. I think she is pretty great. Hmm, who else.....I don't fuckin' know. I like Shug's personality, atleast from what I can pick up from what she writes on her blogspot.


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I just got off the phone with my drunk ass buddies that are on a Bachelor party Trip. I sssoooooo wish I was with em. Damn timing issue. I really wish I could have started working a month earlier, so that I would have been able too make it. I just started working a couple of weeks ago, and I have to move this weekend. Weekend of the wedding. Damn I wish I could have made it.

-The Pickle

Ok, its early Friday Morning August 25, 2006

9:25 am to be exact. I’m sittin here. Juuusssst sittin here reading other mofo’s blogs. I’m just sittin here all restless and shyt. It’s really not too uncommon for me to get this feeling. I’m not too much the sit still type. Not too much at all. I really feel that I am a smart, intellectual type dude. Buuuuttttttt even more than that I’m a tough, physical, get up and get it type dude. Sometimes I really wonder if this is what I was really meant for.

Soo I’ve heard ol’ white folks be like “I was born in the wrong era……. I should have been born in the times of Lewis and Clark times and gone on expiditions and all that.” And like most of you I have kinda thought they were crazy cause I do not want to go back to having to poop outside all the time. Not having a.c. while I had a hangover would really lick balls. But then again, sometimes I really understand where they are coming from. This might sound weird, but only because I know about a lot of stuff and cultures and history shit. I think a lot about these Mexican Indians. I don’t remember if they were Aztec or Myan, or just some smaller type tribe or what not, but they Associated their warriors with flowers. They didn’t think their warriors were gay or nothing, playing with pansies and stuff, they compared the warriors with flowers cause they felt that a warrior’s life should be like that of a flower. Cool shit. The whole thing was that the dudes should grow up have a period of greatness and then die. The whole blaze of glory thing.

Maybe I don’t completely feel like I should go out, do some wild shit and die, but I do kinda feel like I am suited for a much more physical, aggressive, outdoor life. Not in the military cause I wouldn’t wanna be burdened by all that structure, but ….. I don’t know.

I’m a fucking beast and I get really uncomfortable sometimes just sitting around. Maybe I should have really tried to pursue a career in football, or fighting or something. I felt so comfortable doing the football thing. You know all it was was a bunch of smashing and heavy collisions and shit and it made me feel damn good. Same with fighting. If I had the time and the resources I would soooooo get into that shit hardcore. I don’t know man. Maybe I just need to go and rip some chick. Just go and get some good ass ass. Just release this build up of Testostorone in my system.

I’m trippin.

-the BULLY