Damn.......

Sooooo, yeah, the BULLY is at work.

the BULLY does not feel like doing a damn.

the BULLY really isn't going to do a damn.

the BULLY is gonna take a long lunch break.

the BULLY came in late.

the BULLY is gonna leave early.

They should have never made the BULLY a salaried associate.

-the BULLY

YYyyyoooooo

The BULLY is feeling pretty damn good. No work....no girlfriend. Sooooo your boy has been sleeping. SLEEPING LONG AND GOOD. Another day or so of this and your boy will be back to feeling like the RAGING BEAST that he was born to be.

Damn...I gotta get my sleeping thing back on trizzack. I feel ssooooo much better with the proper amounts of sleep.

So...Ive been looking at all these cocky ass dudes on t.v. and all that shit and I am starting to want to look like them. Not wanting to look like a younger BULLY, but like them niggas on tv. Maybe I will stick to the plan and actually get serious about training and diet and running and all that shit. And actually....it really just revolves around me getting the right amount of sleep so I feel like getting up to run and shit in the mornings and all that.

I'm thinking about actually making a pledge/promise to get on my training real serious like and to post a pic on here of me all shirtless and slathered with baby oil......I'll let y'all know my decision shortly after the first. Oh, NO...I'm not gonna let Steve be in the pic, so don't even ask.....well Chocl8t and Q don't have to ask......Ok, Q might have to ask...I'll be willing to work out a trade. A pic of Steve for a pic of Hood Ornament.

Anyway...gotta run out and get to washin and waxin my fly ass car. I'm drivin to meet the G-friends fam this weekend and Ma BULLY thinks I should show up with a nice freshly waxed rizzide. Yep....Ma BULLY is the TROOF!!

-Your Boy....the Muthafuckin' BULLY

Real thoughts.....Kinda Random

Ssooooo, yeah, I just put on some Cherry Flavored Carmex. Yeah, that’s muthafuggin right. The BULLY uses fruity flavored ass lip chap. I like it because I like to taste nice and fruity stuff on my lips.

BLOW ME if you don’t like it.

Anyway, YEAH, Cherry Flavored Carmex is a muthafuckin’ lie. That shit don’t taste like no type of Cherry nothing, but it does smell all god like some sort of flavor of Koo Aid. Kool Aid mixed with Carmex and it tastes like they put extra amounts of what ever the hell it is that they put in carmex that makes your lips tingle. Blech!

But Yeah, so I opened it up and smelled the Carmex and thought back to THE EX and her big beautiful super kissable Jamaican lips. She always used Carmex. The sent just took me back to kissing her and them lips for a minute. Y’all ever kissed a Mofugga with little lips? Well, I know Q has cause she digs caucuzoids just as much as negroids. I have kissed some little lipped chicks before and it sucked. Felt like I was getting pecked by a chicken all up in my face. It sucked.

Back to the scent thing. I messed with this stout little thang for about 6 months while I was in Texas. Little short thang…big titties and fat round booty, but the face was….yeah..I don’t wanna talk about it. But she lovedid to suck your boy up. I never went down on ol’ girl, but she started out e’ry session with some official dome (Yeah, what ever. So what if I didn’t go down. The dick I was slanging to her was the truth. Steve was in rare form with her and I worked off the Nut Deficit approach. As long as she owed me nuts (I kept her coming more than me) I didn’t need to go down. And besides…she just plain out LOVED doing it. Type of chick I gotta marry) Anyway….I always hit Steve up with the same cologne, Zirh, so it got to the point that anytime she smelled my cologne she wanted to gobble some Kack.

Maannnn, I gotta move out of this little town and back to a city. They don’t make freaks like this in small towns. I would go over, get tired of hearing her talk and then just get nekket and touch myself til shit started. I miss it. Chick did one of the craziest things I have ever experienced to this day and that was during one of my “I’m just gonna get nekket” times. Her mom’s called and she started talking and ended up sucking on Steve while talking to her mom. Gotta love 30 yr olds.



Ok, lets talk about bitch as dudes. In particular, lets talk about bitch ass dudes that play..PLAYED on my flag football team. We have had 2 bitch ass dudes quit. One dude got mad cause he didn’t get the ball enough which meant “They not respecting my abilities.” Punk bitch peaked at high school. Fuck him.

Another bitch ass dude up and quit during our game last night. DURING THE FUCKIN’ GAME. Through off his flags and walked the hell off. We were losing, he got pissed and left. I wish I knew what it was about YMCA league Flag Football that brought the bitch out of grown men, but if I did I would so bottle, weaponize, and sell the shit out of it. Bitch asses done left us with JUST enough people to have on the field. Hope no one gets sick.

Pussies.

-the Muthafuckin’ BULLY

What the hell........

Ionno where to even start.......

She decided that we needed to take a break from each other for 2 weeks. Why, you ask.....I'll tell you why.

She wants the break because of the issues that I bring up about her. She wants a break because of her issues. So this all happened Sat. night while we were finishing the dinner that I made for us. (Yeah....your boy even threw down on some homemade Peach Cobbler for dessert and I had the whip cream on tap)

Soooooo on Sunday we talk. She tells me that she is just not used to being in a relationship. She is not used to compromising anything, not used to thinking about other people and all that crap. She has let that “I’m an independent woman” crap mess her up in the head. She says she doesn’t want to lose me and doesn’t have any real issues with me. Its just her struggling with the thinking of someone else. AAAAnnndddd I really do think she likes doing stuff, like this imposed break, that puts her completely in control of the situation.

Seems like she really doesn’t wanna be in a relationship with me.

She tells me she loves me. Gets upset that I won’t come and spend the holidays with her and her family. All that type of crap, but when it comes down to the little stuff that is crucial to a relationship, like intimacy (I’m tombout the cuddling and stuff….not even really worried about sex) it really seems like she doesn’t want to be bothered. If I don’t invite her out to do something then we don’t do anything. If her friends call her up to go do something she does…..but the BULLY never gets invited along. I say if, but If I don’t make actual plans then she WILL end up doing something with other folks and then be like, “Well, you said you didn’t want to do anything.”

And sometimes she squeezes stuff in right before my plans. Like this past weekend I tell her at 2:00pm that I want get dinner at 7. She says ok. She asks where we are gonna go, and I tell her its gonna be a surprise (I was actually surprising her with me cooking). I hear from her at 6 in a text like “I am out with some people at a farm. I am wearing sweats is that ok for dinner”. Who the hell makes plans for dinner at a place you can wear sweats and who the hell is out to some fuckin’ farm when they are supposed to be getting ready for dinner.

When I get up with her and ask what was going on at the farm she tells me “Oh, there were just a bunch of couples out there hanging out….”
“Why did you go by yourself if it was a couples thing?”
“Oh…….well I was supposed to be babysitting for some of the people and then they just decided to invite me out. There were other people there too. More than just the couples. Single people.”

That whole story just did not and still does not sound right.

Damn…as I am reading this my girlfriend is actually kinda seeming like a bitch.


I think that is all types of fucked up. If I get invited to something….the first thing I ask is if it is cool if the girl comes. She doesn’t even think about me with her stuff.

Soooooo anyway……during this little break of her’s she told me I was “Free”. Free to do what I want with who I want. I told her that wasn’t what I wanted and she still insisted. She just told me that if I did sleep with someone that she would want me to tell her. Said she wouldn’t be mad, disappointed, but she couldn’t get mad cause she pretty much “gave me permission”

Well……I didn’t want to sleep with anyone else, but now it is Thursday morning. She hasn’t been calling, just some texts and I’m pissed. So fuck it. I still don’t want to sleep with anyone else….even if it is a fine ass slim Nigerian chick with natural hair and super duper booty that comes from running and a lot of lunges in the gym. An ol’ pretty feisty dark skin thang……but I might try just on principle.

Honestly though….I don’t want to do it. But....if she is gonna try me like that.........

We’ll see what the weekend and alcohol consumption brings.

-the BULLY