Super Hero

So I happen to be flippin through channels and I end up stopping on one of my favorite channels, Spike. I see they hooked up with Marvel Comic God, Stan Lee, and made a tv show for nerds. I mean grown ass old ass adult nerds. Really pathetic like people. Its called superhero or some shit like that. It is one of those reality elimination shows. What they did was got all these weirdo nerds that have created their own little super heroe alter-egos and they are gonna compete to get a comic book based on their character. Some of em are pretty dumb, like this one chick is calling herself Monkey Girl, and there is some other dude calling himself Major Victory. My favorite is this older black chick. She calls herself "Fat Momma". I think that shit is so kick ass. She is big and fat, and she wears some sort of all over (i mean it covers her legs and arms too) black body suit with a bright pink leatard on top of it all. And she made up a belt with hooks on it. From the hooks she hangs donuts and snacks and shit. Fuckin wonderful.

Anyway, I saw that shit and at first I thought it was fuckin stupid/dorky/pathetic as hell, but then I though that it would be a hell of alot of fun to do that shit. And then I could possibly win my own comic book series and a lot of money and shit. I would not pick any corny superheroe name or ability, not like my homeboy Robbio did one time. We were all, me, boones, solar, and robbio, coming back from Mobile, Alabama (a trip in which many stories stem from) and at a quiet point Robbio blurts out "If I could have any super heroe ability it would be to go out and touch the road and be able to get where ever I wanted to go along that road." We were all tired of sittin and riding and kinda slow from the weekend of drinking our asses off for the weekend and kinda all thought "Yeah, that would be cool." After a few moments what he said sunk in and I said "Thats the dumbest shit that I have ever heard in my fucking life. What the fuck are you going to do when you get there, and need to get to another street and you don't know where you are going?....Call a cab, catch the bus? Why would you just choose to fly or something like that? What would you call yourself?.....TrailMaster?" That shit was funny as hell then.

My heroe name would be "the BULLY". My superpowers would be superhuman strength and toughness (resistance to injury). I would operate like the A-Team. Some nice, honest Joe Schmo with a chick that has a fat round booty and some well shaped big breasts that are being done wrong by some assholes contact me and offer to pay me some loot or I can take it from. I would be a superhero for hire, but I would always find a way to do something extra and nice for the people. I would come in kick a lot of ass, get money, probably rip Joe Schmo's fine ass female friend/daughter/sister/cousin/whatever cause the dude would never be attached to the chick. My catch phrase would be "Fuck you, nigga.....I'm bout to get paid........ssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt." I would say "I'm the BULLY, bitch!!!" a whole lot too.

I think I would make a kick ass Super Hero.

I have been trying to explain point charge and vectors and shit to a business major while I have been trying to write this blog and am now almost ready to kill myself. Damn business majors.

-the fucking BULLY

The Reason Why

So..... yeah, to be such a nice fucking guy the BULLY damn sure can be a big assed dick to chicks sometimes. I'll tell you fucking why. The reason is that so many times when the BULLY is nice to a chick or halfway is open about his feeling they gotta go and do some ol dickish shit to him.

This shit here just happened to the fuckin BULLY earlier tonight. I kinda started kickin it with this chick bout a week or so ago. We have known each other for a bit, but she has been off limits. As a matter of fact most folks would still consider her off limits, but I'm the fucking BULLY and I know that sometimes you just gotta race. I'm gonna call this girl Forbidden Chick. I've always thought of Forbidden Chick as a really nice girl.... a great chick in damn near all categories. She is leaving town tomorrow and has been packing since Saturday morning. I had to leave town early Sunday morning and just got back tonight (Monday night). We talked Sunday night and Forbidden Chick was all like "You come see me when you get back tomorrow night......You make sure to come see me Baby.......I'm gonna take good care of you tomorrow......Blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Now Forbidden Chick already told the BULLY that she was trying to have her fun before she left town and all that shit. That shit didn't bother the BULLY. Hell...the BULLY tries to have his fun for no fuckin reason at all, so its all to the good.

Anyway the BULLY gets back in town and calls Forbidden Chick and she, to cut to the chase, tells the BULLY that other people are at her house now, but she will be up all night. That is FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!

The BULLY is all up and being a sweet nigga, tryin to see the chick one fucking last time before she leaves town and she goes and has a fucking date with someone else when she told the BULLY that she was gonna kick it with him, and then tells him he can come over later than fuck after some rat bastard(s) have left her spot. I'm getting all mad and shit all over again thinking about this shit. I'm getting treated like this like I wasn't over to her house Saturday fucking night till 330 in the morning helping her move all the big heavy shit when no one else would lift a finger to help her pack. I be all fucking nice to this chick, moms talked all nice to this chick and all that shit and a nigga can't even come over and see her. Fuck that shit. Fuck her.

This type of shit is the fucking reason why.