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Maaaannnnn, I thinks I am getting a little burned out….or just tired of working and all that. Maybe I am just tired of being at the same damn job for the past year. I’ve never worked in the same place for more than a year. I know….I know…I am damn near 27. I should have been held down a job for more than a year, but I haven’t. BLOW ME!!

I’ve been working for this company for 15 months now. I’ve been in this one office for 10 of those months. I don’t know if it is because I am doing work that I don’t really like/want to do or what, but I am just not as happy as I used to be when it comes to the whole job thing. It has been with in the last few weeks where I have been having that “I really don’t want to go in to work” feeling. I heard, today, that the supervisor of our machine shop is interviewing for another position at a different plant. Some of the guys in the machine shop were joking around wondering what kind of Boss would I be (as in if I were to be the guy to take their boss’s position if he got the new spot) Now….I’ve been saying, for the longest, that that supervising people shit was for the birds……But the slim chance possibility of me being the Machine Shop supervisor actually sounds kinda good to me. (I highly doubt that IF he leaves that they would even consider me for the position…..but if they did, you know your boy would have to HAVE TO try to parlay that into more vacay time and more LLlllloooooooooottttt and that’s always good with me.

Random thought section:

I haven't stuck my thumb in a girls ass in sssssoooooo long. I think the girlfriend might just get turned out.

That shit would be super great if she turned me out.

There is this older chick that works at my plant and she is in a relationship with a white dude at my plant. She is like 36-38 and COULD GET IT. Sometimes I still have to talk to her as if we weren't at work and flirt my ass off with her and then tell her that is man is afraid of me.

She walks all tight and shit so I know he aint hittin it right.

If I see a chick walking all tight legged and shit I honestly beleive that means she aint getting that dick dog thrown at her right. Prolly means she needs this coon rightchere to knock that thang out.

BOOTY MEAT

I would love to get it on with Qucifer's freaky ass. Not cause I want to get with her....but because I wanna fuck her. Some of that good ol' cursing sweating titty slappin (slappin the booty is so cliche') 2 round type shit and then leave and go home and get that good sleep and not talk to her for like 5 days. You know....that good shit.

A nigga so does not feel like going to this muthafuckin meeting at muthafuckin 215 this muthafuckin afternoon......

lemme go get my shit together since I called this motherfucker.

-the muthahfuckin' BULLY

Aint this a bitch.........

How do muthafuckas at my job know when I actually have my shit together and I am actually ready to conduct my meeting and actually know what the hell I'm talking about and then NOT show the fuck up.....................All the other times when I was about to fall asleep (in my own meeting mind you), have incorrect info written on the agenda, not be able to answer the same question that has been asked for the past 3 weeks in a row and then try to push the questions onto my tech.

Ok, I just read some of Kiki's muthafuckin blog and I read the entry about her being a flirt and that dudes....well everyone should be completely honest and open and up front about their wants, needs and expectations all early on and all that. I think that it is smart shit, but how are you supposed to do that shit when your desires and motives are so damn far what others would think to be true that it don't make no sense.

Really......I mean...what would I look like telling my chick I want to just sleep over with her and spoon and shit. She is gonna think 2 things. 1)She is gonna think I am trying to get in them draws and 2) She is gonna think that I think she is stupid. Neither of which s a good thing.

Naw.....here is what is crazy. How am I kicking it with a chick that I call girlfriend (it easy doing that shit....) and I have never slept over to her place. Never laid in the bed with her. Ok...ok, ok....I think I should carry a decent part of the blame for that. We were making out one night a few weeks ago and started getting kinda hot and heavy and she goes "Come see how comfy my bed is" (it was the bed in a guestroom right next to where we were standing). Ok to be honest I didn't feel right about sexing her up right then and there just like that.....I kinda want it to be special......

WHAT THE FUCK???????

Did I really just say that. I might need to go somewhere, put in JT Money's first Album and some old UGK and let it marinade for a minute.

Anyway, I really wasn't trying to just jump all up in them guts, but I felt like I had to take that oppurtunity cause I did not want to leave her feeling all insulted and dejected by me not taking the seemingly offered up koose. I prolly should not have even tried since neither my heart (who actually kinda had Steve to co-sign). I wasn't smooth, went for it too quick instead of taking my time thoroughly heating things up before I even undressed her. Took her top off, took my shirt off, went to get her pants and she was like "I'm not ready for all that."

Never has your boy ever been so relieved to have a chick make me STOP from getting at the guts.

Anyway, I think that might be maybe keeping her from wanting to take the risk of inviting me into nan bed with her. But honestly...eventhough it turned out awkward I would do it again. I'd much have her think that approach sex like a 15 year old than have her thinking that I don't find her attractive enough to try to pounce on.

-the BULLY

Growers and Showers

This comes from a kinda pretty damn uncomfortable momment with one of my best buds one time.

BULLY:...Ol' girls is kinda cute
Ol' Boy: Yeah, man, I think she is feeling you
BULLY: Word.....I though she was kinda feeling you
Ol' Boy: Yeah... well, been there and done that
BULLY: Well, I don't know....I aint trying to run all up in there and mess around and be the smaller of the two.
BULLY: DAMN!!!.....Shiiiiittttt, Ioneevencare
Ol' Boy: You're bigger
BULLY:............What, naw...don't buy into the hype...I'm average
Ol' Boy: Naw, really.....I'm a shower. They see it and they think its gonna be really big, but what they see is what they get.
BULLY:DAMN!!!! Your boy is grower fa shooooo


Anyway...Yeah, Steve is a grower. That nigga be looking younger than a mofo most of the time, get that man excited and watch him grizzow. Sometimes he grows with my heartrate. Its pretty cool. You can actually watch it get bigger incrimentally with each bu-bump of my heart.

The nigga grows till I had an ex singing about it "Plumps when you suck it" (You know, like the hotdog commercials...Plumps when you cook 'em).


So my whole point in this ladies.....LADIES....notice that I said LADIES. (Coco.....don't be bringing your man on man stories up in here) Please tell me your opinions and preferences on Growers and Showers. I'm Curious.

Even Shug's cute lil GOD fearin' ass better chime in. Yeah....her and AMboogie.

-the Pickle