Dear Regularly Sex Having Muthafuchahs

FUCK YOOOOUUUUUUAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Naw, seriously........fuck you.


.....Ugh

Yeah, so my mood is getting all fucked up. And I've been through this before. I know what i am getting into, and what it will turn into. When I was in Texas I went for a long ass time without getting any guts, and when I finally did.....OH. EM. GEE.

Like.....that shit changed my whole perspective on life and the world and all that shit. After I got that long due non manually achieved nut, the birds sang prettier, the sky was bluer, the sun was warmer and brighter.....fuckin Rush Limbaugh wasn't that bad of a dude and Bush was actually a pretty aight President. And I was happy and had that "Everything is gonna be alright" feeling.

Now....I'm just a little pissy.

But I'm getting worse.

I've slept with....yes, JUST SLEPT....like cuddle a little, like platonicly, with my homegirl (We have always just slept together and stuff...not on a relationship type thing,just on a "hey, this is nice" type thing). We have done it twice. The first time it was cool. The second time not so much. I was like "We aren't gonna be doing this for long......this platonic shit isn't what I want and I am just gonna get pissed and be like fuck all that.

I think I am at that point now......like 3-4 days later.

My pissivity level is increasing exponentially. ....fuck that linear shit. (non math peeps, Google a graph of y=a+bx and y=x^n then compare.......yeah, nigga, I'm assigning homework)


I kinda wanna see if I can finish out 2009 with out having secks....but I might end up flippin the fuck out on a mofo.....if around the middle of November y'all hear about some thick ass Mighty Joe Young ass looking nigga running around the DMV grippin up women's asses and slappin the shit out of their boyfriends.....then you will know the strain was too much for my feable little sanity.



-the Muthafuckin' BULLY

I'm back

So, yeah, its me, your boy.....the Muthafuckin' BULLY.

Yeah, I am still alive.

Been dealing with a lil' shit. Your boy used to work in the Automotive industry....got laid off back in December. For a long time before then I had been fearing something like that would happen. Shit like that, combined with a lil' relationship induced stress really took the blogging shit outta me.


Holy shit.....I feel kinda nervous blogging again and shit. First time in over 3-4 months since the last time I did this. I don't really feel like I can blog like how I had been towards the end....and I really don't want to. I had gotten into the habit of intentionally writing for the laughs and shit.
That shit is wack.....hella wack. Not what I started this blog for, and not what I want it to be. This shit started as a great way to relax and release the shit that was causing an ungodly amount of turmoil in my head and it just so turned out that people found that shit to be High-larious.

Yeah, now that I thinkin' about shit...that's a big part of why I haven't been bloggin......cause I haven't been "feeling funny".

That's hella wack.

Fuck all that.

the BULLY is BACK


p.s.: BLOW ME

Hello Muthahfuckahs

E......BULL E and you best not shake up my gat damn malt liquor.

Sooooo, your boy is Greenville for the jizzob. I came home, ate a bit, went to sleep and awoke to the beginning of "Dream Girls". I saw the scene where J-Hud first starts hittin on Jaimie Foxx..... She was lookin all freaky and nasty...bitin her lip and shit.... (Naw, I aint never seen "Dream Girls before....Really, do you really expect BULL E to just watch that shit????)

Nigga....

I want some of that.

Did you see her fuckin' eyes....shiiiittttt. I used to know a chick that looked like her.....and had those ol' sexy ass eyes......and NIGGUH was she nasty. I'm tombout my first porno style nasty chick

like.....

this one time...

had me thinking

"Oh my G_D....did she just let it dribble out of her mouth and fall on her titty.... all while lookin me in the eye?"

FUCK..... I miss her ol' Virgin Island ass.

Damn, I love me some Caribean ass women.

...lemme go facebook her terribly involved ass.

Anyway, I just heard them say something that has been buggin' me lately. They just said how that dude Curtis or The Dreams were the most successful Negro R&B something or other....

I've been reading Eldridge Cleaver's "Soul On Ice" (Pretty good shit, guys) and he at one point he talks about how everything that black folks do, or do well is always categorized as being black, or negro, or Afro American. Now, he came from a much different era...back when blacks were first breaking in to a lot of things...like pro-sports and major acting roles and stuff. They were called Negro Actors and Negro Ballplayer and shit. It was done and said to be like a back handed compliment type thing. Like, "Yeah he's a ball player, which is pretty surprising that he can perform on this level with him being a negro and all...." I......I....idk.

This movie is sad and shit....and what makes it even worse that I know this is kinda like Diana Ross and those girls....and I know what happened to Flo.

Fuck....Tracy Ellis Ross' tits are soooooo far apart.

This movie really makes me hate Disco. Maaaannnnn, they didn't have to do Effie so dirty.

-BULL E
I mean....that shit s