Off to a great start

Yeah, so it is early as hizzell on a Saturday Morning (6:55 am). I've been awake for bout an hour. And I feel good.

Why, you ask?

I'll tell you.

My old High School Crush (aka Slim Chick #1) came by. We had some sweet sweet cuddle cuddle action...a nice bangout session...went downtown and watched the end of a parade (we were an hour late cause we were bangin/laying there in post coital bliss all cuddled up). We were seen by my ex (Yeah, Slim Chick has the body that the ex would damn near die for.....really, the ex has a BAD body image problem). I know its kinda petty, but...whatever. She started it. Like a month and a half after we broke up she called me up wanting me to come be her protection cause she started talkin to some dude that turned out to be a little crazy and he started sending her a ton of angry text messages and leaving a ton of derrogative voicemails. Tombout she wants to be friends and shit....I haven't been called since ol dude stopped calling her. Friends my ass.

Anyway...Slim Chick #2 is coming over today to do the festival stuff with me. Whats better than having my ex seeing me with a pretty little slim chick? I'll tell you. Having her see me with 2 pretty little slim chicks.


Holla!!

Good news everybody...(Said like the professor on Futurama)

Sooo, I just had a really good date. She was like "We gotta do this again....soon.....like tomorrow"

the BULLY: "Ohkaaayyy"

Before I get into that I gotta talk about this dream I had 3-4 nights ago. I've been asked a time or so about who my blog crush was and I haven't really been able to answer. Ain't really fell for no one's blog. Actually, I think I've been doing this shit so long til I'm beyond the whole blog crush thing.

Anyway...So, I had a dream a few nights ago. I don't feel like going into detail, so I won't.

Buuutttttt, like to hear it? Here it go....

Me and chick are just kickin it. Chillin out on a couch, nigga ends up kinda noddin out and chick wakes me up like are you gonna just lay out here, or are you gonna clean up and get in the bed.

Now, here is what made the dream really nice. I felt like we had been in a relationship for a while and we had that super good level of comfort. Soooo a nigga was like "Ionno, just let me lay here for a while" So, chick goes off, and your boy goes back to sleep. Next thing I know I'm being awaken by said chick. She's buckets nekkid, and kinda leaning over my back, just enough for the boobages to be rubbin' your boy. I wakes up all like "Hey babe" and look down and see that her pubes are all shaved up.....shaved in the shape of an arrow. What made it funny was that the arrow pointed up, toward her face, not down, toward the panooch.

So I get up and wobble my sleepy ass into her room. She tells me about her cool ass lowrider Ranger (yeah, the little ford truck). Hands me the keys and asks me if I want to take it for a spin. To this I answer "Hells yeah". I go outside and drive the shit outta the lowrider truck. It was cool as hell. Had some "beat down" up in it. Some noisy ass exhaust. It had some get up to it and it was a manual, so I had hella fun shifting them gears, knowing my manual skills are marginal at best.


Sooooo, anyway, I don't remember much else, but I'm pretty sure I ended up having to run from the cops in the truck and all that, ended up back at chicks place, but didn't get HO-key Pokey on, but it was still a great fuckin time. I had what I miss most....intimacy. I fuck all the time. I got a couple females (one of which I know for a fuckin fact that I can call her and 30 minutes later be IN them guts), but don't ever get that good ol' huggin and cuddlin with a chick that I dig. That's where the good shit is.

Sooo, who is this lady blogger that my subconcious expects to have an upside down Arrow shaved into her bush and have a cool ass lowrider pick up. Well, maybe it will be as little a surprise for yall as it was for me when I woke up and thought about it. It was Ms. Fresh Bannana Puddin's ol freaky self.

I'll write about my good ol' date that just ended some other time.