.....whatever

Sooooo, yeah, the BULLY had to put the lock on the blizzog cause chick at work found the site. Me and her have a pretty good relationship...kinda like brother and sister in how we just do shit to pester the shit out of each other. I've done stuff like un-tie her shoes and then laugh at her for having a hard time tying them back (She is pregnant...lol) or calling her and then noisily hanging up on her as soon as she answers.

If you know other folks that want to read just tell 'em to email me Fla_BULLY@yahoo.com and I will invite them to read also.

Yeah....your boy was weak this weekend and when ahead and got some izzass from an old friend. It was the chick that I lost my virginity to. She has been calling me for some weeks asking me to come visit and shit, and it hasn't been high at all on my priority list....at all. I mean shit....I was spending my time with Model Chick's fine ass. But she called me Saturday afternoon and said "I want to see you tonight."

I showed up bout 1am. Drank a couple more beers (on top of the pitcher I already had in me.....I figured it would have been a good idea to prepare for the not so good.) She wasn't baaaadddd, but she damn sure wasn't good. She had a kid bout a year ago......prolly should have started working out bout a year ago. I gave her a quick one....then the beer kicked in and I gave her the BUSINESS. Then I left. I got a text from her Sunday night tombout she would love to do it again. I texted her back on monday night like Yeeeaahhh, we'll have to do that againg some time.

Don't want to burn the bridge....but damn sure don't want to use it as a crutch.

Black Beauty's crazy ass is....well.....still crazy. I guess I am just as crazy for still wanting to kick it with her ol' gym head ass. The booty is just so nice.....like BAM!!! She sent me a text out of the blue like "What are your plans for the wekend?" I calle her and her crazy ass wouldn't tell me what she had in mind that could possibly include me. She then asked me what I had been telling my homeboy about her because she got some message from her friend (friend and my boy are old friends) saying all types of stuff. My boy has said nothing to her girl about us, so I don't know what the hell she is tombout. Fine ass crazy chick.

I'm going to see Halloween with the High School Crush tomorrow. I'm kinda excited. She is such a sweet girl, but can be a little rough 'round the edges when she wants to be, but def. knows when and when not to be. She has a little girl thats 4. HSC tells me about her doing and saying the cutest stuff. Like how when the were at Seaworld and Shamu splashed 'em and got the lil girl's clothes wet. Now the little girl is mad with Shamu and doesn't want to go back when her mom goes in the fall. Lil girl told HSC that she can go by herself next time.

HSC also wants to go out and shoot with me (the 9mm) but she is willing to come and try the out the Shotty on some Skeet Shooting.


Cool.

Gotta go to another long ass boring ass me not participating in ass pointless ass meeting. Talk to y'all niggas later.

It just don't make no damn sense

So.....yeah, I just read some article about our national obesity percentage has increased again. Americans are just getting fatter and fatter. The state that is the fattest and getting fatter the quickest is Mississippi. Not all of Mississippi is doing that bad, but the Delta region is doing really really bad.

Cats are just getting fatter than a sumbitch round here and just don't care.

FUCK MO'NIQUE!! FUCK RAVEN SIMONE!! AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE THAT IS FAT FATTY MCFATFAT AND THEN TALS ABOUT IT LIKE ITS ALL TO THE GOOD.

Maybe I see this more in black women cause thats all I deal with, but I have met chicks that were on the fluffy side and they think they are great, wouldn't think it to be too bad if they gained more, and damn sure aint thinking about trying to do anything to lose the weight. That shit bothers me. I mean, yeah, I'm a chubby boy. 5-9 260lbs., but I'm health concious. I'm trying to keep things on the up and up. Its just it bothers me that people just don't care about their health......or they don't see fatness as a serious health issue. That shit is MAD serious.

I guess that is the problem. People just don't equate their body shape and size to health. It trips me out. I'll get in the car with Fatty McFatkins, not put on my seatbelt and then catch an earfull about it from a sum bitch that a couple big macs, supersized fries, and apple pie and a fucking diet cherry coke. BBBiiiiittttcchhhhh.......I might get in an accident and then maybe die, but atleast I'm not breathing heavy and weezing while I sit still and I am not in anydanger of having to get a toe cut-off, or having a heart attack.....or having to get the wall cut off my bedroom so they can crane my ass out of the house and then die.

I'm trippin'.

Naw, but real talk, all that excess fat. All that muffin top, all them extra ripples and rolls and flaps and back titties and shit is no good. Being fat is just so damn unhealthy. If you really look at it being all fat and eaing like shit is almost as bad as smoking. You just can't make other people sick from eating around them.

Big fat people be all on TV saying be big and beautiful and be happy.........I'm gonna go and get a bunch of fuckin' people with leprosy and MS and Typhoid fever and the Flu and put 'em on TV and be all like "Go head, y'all.....look how you coughin' and shit...y'all look good....be proud of that nose that just fell off.......that emphazeema is looking fierce!!......now keep on doing what yall do and don't go see no doctor. That's just the media trying to force its unreal images of not being sick as hell on you."

That overly fat thing just really bothers me cause that shit is so serious and too many people don't recognize it. Too many people are just too lazy to do anything about it and too many people are just accepting it and embracing it.

We gotta do better, y'all.

-Nuttay Balls

Crazy Ass Females......

Yeah.....your boy has been attracting....or maybe I've been attracted to some crazy ass females here lately.

Model chick kinda gets lumped into the crazy chick realm cause of her seeing a psychic and believing that bullshit was the truest shit she ever heard......fuckin' psychic.

Black Beauty.....aka posterchild for the black dude that refuses to date black women because of their attitude and angriness. Never went on a date with the chick. I have just tried to kick it with her.....get to know her a little. I didn't want to just jump on her as soon as she came to town. Didn't wanna try her, it go bad, and then we couldn't even kick it like friends while she was here. (She is here on internship/rotational). Anyway, last thing that happened with that was last week. I invited her over to the spot to watch a video. I tell her to show up like 8ish.

I don't hear from her, so I call her at 830....and leave a message. I call once more 'bout nine, ask her whats up. She says she knocked on the door at 8, I didn't answer and she left.

Ol' girl was straight pissed. I was out of the shower by 804. I had the celly-o-phone in the bathroom with me. When I told her she should have called she got even more pissed and said I should have been ready to open the door at 8...and if she had called what was she supposed to do.....wait?

Damn. That chick was straight trippin. Who goes to someone's spot, knocks like 3 times, and then doesn't atleast try 1 call to see if maybe they weren't just in the bathroom or something? And then who gets super pissed over it? I think she must be going through a ton of stress from something. I mean, I hope she is cause if she is just like that all the time...then chick is just fuckin' nuts. (Oh, and this was the second time she got all super pissed over some simple ass stuff not going exactly how she likes it type shit.)

Outside of the really short temper childishly getting pissed and be just short of throwing a temper tantrum type stuff she really would be the type of chick I would want to kick it with.


Now, the most recent crazy chick is this chick I met online about a year ago. I met her while I was in South Crack and we talked some and then it just fell off. No sweat of this negro's back. I ended up calling her a few weeks ago because the BULLY is gonna be up in her neck of the woods. I wanted suggestions on good places to eat. (Yoooooo, the BULLY is gonna be up in Charlotte, North Crack in a couple of weeks....HOLLA ATCHUR BOY!!) So we kinda started talking on the phone (I wasn't kickin it with model chick so it helped to kinda feel the void....and she is a good educated progressive woman. I always like talking to those types.) Anyway....she has got to talking bout meeting up for the weekend and stuff and or coming to visit and buying me cologne. She has called me three times and sent me a text in one night.

Next time we talk I am going to have to just tell her that she is taking things way more seriously than they are. I really think I should not try to link up with her when I go to North Crack. And If I do I for damn sure better not rip. Cause really, not to sound cocky, but I can tell by how ol' girl is talking that cooze will be there for the taking. Then I would be billed as one of those bad black dudes that messes it up for the good ones because in her head she won't remember that she was the only one talking about visiting and gift buying and all that crap. She will be delusional as shit and will recount the story to all her man hating ass friends that I lead her on and I talked about this and that.

Fuck that.

-the BULLY

Trying to play the game

So, yeah,....I haven't had a real convo with the chick that I have been dating (the model chick) in over a week. I really fuckin' miss her, but after a few days of the whole "We need to seperate ourselves thing" I got over the frustration of not ripping and stuff and really did start missing her. I figured that seperation thing was gonna be over on Friday, when she came over and the laundry that she left over on Monday and she got the bras that had been hanging in the laundry area for about 2.5 weeks. I told her that I missed her. She asked what my plans were for the evening and I told her I was going to the movies. (Yeah, it was BB.) She gave me the "Yeah, you aren't missing me too much if you are going out on dates" type talk/couple of lines. I tried to tell her it wasn't, but whatever. Since then we have had a couple of brief talks, but she has been ending the call real quick like, telling me she is gonna call me back, and then not doing it.

So, I guess I should just stop calling her, but that shit is gonna be a little tough. I am really starting to not see anything happening with BB, so I can't just talk to her in place of Model Chick. ..........I have started back with the High School Crush though.....

Anyway, I would have maybe been straight, but me actually seeing her on Friday did it. I was missing her some on Friday morning, but after seeing her again for the first time in 4 days (we haven't gone 4 days without seeing each other except for right after we met....Met on Tuesday had lunch on Saturday and have been up each others butts since....yeah, no wonder i get all frustrated with her. We really were seeing too much of each other).

But.....yeah, I just gotta play the game some and not let myself become a damn buggaboo. I mean, really. I told her that I really did miss her back on Friday. Its been said, no point in stressing it any farther.




Whatchyall thank?

-Nuttayballs

Updates

Aight, soooooo, yeah........I know I had been talking about a lot of stuff..errr people consistantly for a minute there and now nothing, so here it is.

Bi-chick (Not to be confused with the recently met bitch, Bi-o-chick)
Bi-chick is pregnant....or atleast that is her story. And nope...not by me. Matter of fact I had to fight the urge to be like "Ha...thats what you get for not fuckin' me. I would have been using a condom and you would not be pregnant right now." real hard.....I still think about calling her and saying that and we haven't spoken in around a month. She got knocked up by an ex-boyfriend one time when I think she wanted me to come over, but I was doing something else. We hadn't talked for a while when she told me that she with child. She had stopped coming up to the spizzot, and we would see each other sometimes when I was in Tally, but there wasn't anymore plain ol me and her together by ourselves time. I had been asking her to kick it here and there, but she was always too tired or something and then when she wanted to kick it I was busy.

She then got on the whole low self-esteem kick like "Why do you want to kick it with the big girl" like she was saying that since she was fat there was no way I could find her attractive. I mean yeah, she is fat...but she is hella fun, and still has a good shape, she looks like a woman, not a stack of pancakes. Then after she told me she was pregnant she got on the "No one wants to hang out with the big pregnant girl" kick. I got tired of telling her she was trippin all the damn time time and sent her one last e-mail that said "I don't even know why I even try to kick it with you anymore. Forget it....I'm done" I haven't spoken to her since, nor have I gotten anymore of those everyday "Good Morning" text messages that I had grown so damn fond of.

The funny part is that when we first met, like a year ago, she was just getting over some surgery that was supposed to make her not able to have kids.........hmmmm. I never said that I didn't know her to be a fuckin' liar

the Ex....I'm tombout THE EX
I haven't spoken to her in around a month and a half. Long story short......if you find yourself to be kinda stuck in a long lingering on again/off again type relationship limbo thing, just spend a weekend with the person. Even better if the weekend stint is kinda unsolicited.

I invited her up one Friday night. She left for work on Sat. am, then came back and didn't leave until Sunday afternoon....cause I was leaving to go see Momma 'nem. All that time together helped me realize that the thrill was gone..completely. We aren't quite the same people......well I'm not the same dude anymore for sure. I used to be the guy that opened his mouth real quick like when I smeeled shit, and didn't give a fuck if I hurt someones feeling when I told them about the shit I smelled. Now, I smell shit, don't say nathan, but remember I smelled shit and either not go around your shitty ass no more, or keep your shitty ass at a length and in specified areas, while you look all types of confused.

I'm working on that.

Thats all I got on that.......just hit me in the comments if yall have questions about any of the shit that I brought up and you wanted to know more.

I'm trippin........

So, yeah....your boy is straight trippin.

The whole not having sex thing is fuckin with me hard.

The whole wanting a mainstay type chick is fucking with me hard.

The chick that I have been dating, playing around with, doing all types of sexual type shit like showering together and that bullshit ass dry humping and groping is fucking with me hard.

Me not wanting to fuck my own hand is fucking with me hard.

Normally the stress of the extra responsibility/new position type shit wouldn't be fucking with me all that bad, but with all this other shit is fucking with me real hard.

Me really wanting to try out Black Beauty is fucking with me hard.

The fucking Bi-o-chick is fucking with me hard......I really don't like her approach at shit. She says she just wants to talk and be friends, but she just......she just reminds me of so many grimy niggas that I know. I felt pretty disrespected by the whole shit, and then I just don't trust the bitch.

Like I said....I'm trippin

I've been lifting hard....when I do that shit I get kinda off keel for a while til my body gets used to the extra amounts of testosterone that comes as a result of me pushing myself physically.
(Crazy as it may sound when I get to lifting hard I really get edgy as fuck....I even get a little bit of acne on my shoulders....yeah, straight up symptoms of someone on roids)

I'm trippin

I need to get some ass....and the chick I lost my virginity to has been trying to come and visit me for a fucking while.

I'm tired of kicking it with the chick that I'm dating. That chick is kinda spoiled......I kinda feel like I'm giving way more than I get in return...unless you consider getting sexually teased a decent return. I have bought her dinner several times, albeit some of them have been cheap, like Firehouse subs, but I even cooked dinner for her a time or two. I have let her do her laundry over here a couple times and all I have gotten was to use her $30 gift card at Olive Garden....and I still had to add to it. Then I took her out to a nightclub.

I'm trippin.

Naw, I'm not trippin. I want a woman that isn't all about getting and somewhat about giving. A chick that won't just say "Oh, I got you next time." And then be over the next day ready to wash her clothes........

I don't know.....I need to just get some ass.....cut this good boy shit out.

Maybe.....

I'm fuckin trippin'

Damn....where to begin?

Soooooo, yeah, your boy the MuthaFuckin' BULLY hasn't really posted a damn thang in damn near forever. Yeah, I've been living life....having a couple different experiences and all that shit. I don't even know where to fuckin start.....if I should even try to catch y'all niggas up.

Shit.....I'll just start typing and see where it takes me.


I've been dating this chick now for a few weeks. She is a pretty nice girl. She is a very attractive (Small girl with good size boobies.....size o or 2 depending on the brand pants and 34 D's and a pretty face) chick....one of them chick that makes it quite beneficial for a nigga to stay in the gym, keep his fight game on point. (An example is the time I took her to this little spot back in Tally, Mt. Zion, its a little hood, but not too bad. Anyway, we were up on each other all night, and when we go to leave, we pass by some dude and reaches out and touches her....and she wasn''t even really fixed up). We connected pretty quick...started spending a lot of time. She is from Brooklyn...and real New York City like. We sleep with each other so much till it feels funny when we are sleeping in the same bed. And that is literally just us sleeping together...not rippin'...not giving each other mouth hugs or nothing...just some kissin and a little bit of pat and tickle here and there....real PG. And no...I can't believe it either.

I met this cool ass bi-o-sexual chick a few weeks ago too. Mad cool...just like me, called me out on all my bullshit, and I liked it. She said she already knew my whole angle of attack be cause we were both the same zodiac (one day apart at that....me Feb. 26...her Feb. 27) She has a girlfriend, prefers chicks over dudes, but gets a little kack craving erry now and then. She said she wanted me to meet her girlfriend, and all kick it. I really had hopes of knocking either her and maybe even her girlfriend in maybe a drunken night of ignance. But if me and her never hook up on some freaky sex, I would still want to kick it with her as a friend, cause we click so well.


This friend of a friend's friend ended up having to do her physical therapy rotational here in my South Ga. town. I peep a few pics of her via facebook and chick is pretty damn nice. A real gymhead type chick and as dark as she wanna be......my type of girl.....on that level, and then she gets here and she is hella cool. She is a bit of a smart ass, she gets all pissed of at people really easy at stuff, self confident, balsy. I like all that stuff. She doesn't have big boobages, but that ass is nice.....I mean like DAMN, but she is a little a slim chick, size 2, but she is my height. The other one, I'll call her Model Chick, is like 5'1". Height is a definite bonus. I'll call this chick Black Beauty.

So, me and black beauty go out Friday night. We aren't on a date...hell we ain't talking or nothing. I doubt she even has any idea that I am sorta interested in her. (I want to get to know her some, before I make any real moves). We end up running into Bi-o-sexual chick. BB and Bi-o -chick end up hitting it off right off bat. BB's birthday happens to be on Feb. 19. Yeah......they get to talking about their natural hair and all that. Bi-o-chick ends up suggesting that they exchange numbers, but that she didn't have any thing to write on. I say "Don't worry, I'll give her your number." She made some smart ass remark and then her and BB walked out of the joint we were at.....leaving me with the dumb face and looking at my boy that was with us like "What the fuck just happened?".

They were gone for about 15-20 minutes, finally showed back up after everyone was leaving, me and my boy were at my car and I had called them a few times.........Bi-o-chick called me back bout fifteem minutes later telling me that it was nothing and that they were just talking about hair and stuff.

Whatever.

I left my pocket knife in her car the first time we met and I told her that was all I wanted from her.

Damn Bi-o-sexual/lesbian chicks.....using their magical powers to take our women from us non vagina owners.

That shit was just plain out wrong. Damn Bi-o-chicks/lesbians don't play by the rules that dudes do.....the rules that keep dudes from beating the shit out of other dudes. Whenever you see a female friend out with a dude you HAVE to atleast give that complimentary inquiry: "Hey, is that you?" or "Whats up with you and ol' girl"....or "Hey, is it cool with you if I hollar at ol girl?"

Anyway, now that bi-o-bitch is all calling me, stalling on giving me my damn knife and asking me about BB, if I am ever gonna bring BB back to her town to party, and what is BB up to.

I really just want to get my damn knife from that pussy lickin' Bi-o-bitch and never deal with her bitch ass again. Unless that is what BB wants....then I am going to have try to parlay that shit into me joining in their crazy lesbian love session, or at least let me get my watch on.

-the Muthafuckin BULLY